WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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I just realized why Scopely won't make a rewarding 1v1 in real time feature, aside from glitches and hackers and everything.

Imagine being Phil and spending $100k on a mobile game then realizing you suck actual ass at it. Would probably get some whales to whale somewhere else
 
PieceofShet said:
Saw it on reddit. They lookin for a whale manager the next Hasan.

Sry from phone.
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Communication will be two way - players will be able to contact you for prompt resolution on issues they may have, and at the same time you will work on engaging with them proactively
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I wonder if Phil already has one of these whale wranglers.
... I wonder if the previous holder of this job quit because they were sick of him.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I wonder if Phil already has one of these whale wranglers.
... I wonder if the previous holder of this job quit because they were sick of him.
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You mean like someone who TheyCallMeDSP could contact to get his username changed twice even though Scopely says it is impossible?
 
Hey Phil I know you read this thread.

You've had a stressful two weeks, you deserve the new Hulk Hogan jpeg.

You can't afford to not spend $600 on this. Fuck your mortgage, did you know you can miss 6 months of payments before they do anything right?

You need this, you deserve this.
 
TJGamebox said:
DSP ended the event without top 100 or even appearing at all. Maybe Bayley isn’t his cup of tea
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Maybe hes afraid he might catch cooties from her.

Looks like we finally found something that can kill that raging boner for muscly jpegs
 
Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
He probably was going to whale but realized Bayley wasn't a horse and backed out. Anyone know if he ended up with the john cena jpg?
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Well, Bayley was the one who gave people hugs, wasn't she? I think that was supposed to be her gimmick for a while there, anyway. And, as such, Phil is a happily celibate married man and just can't fathom having that sort (or any sort) of physical contact with any another woman.
 
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