WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil wouldn't even have to be friends with someone to post fake proof. Give the retarded guy who wrangles the shopping carts and bags groceries at Kat's work $20 to take a pic holding a sign saying "I'm TheyCallMeDSP". What does it stand for? Disabled Supermarket Pimp. How did he get $40k to spend on gatcha? He got a huge settlement because he got hit by a car riding his bike to work.

It's a far better story than "I'm not that successful handsom streamer and I don't have to prove it to you stupid detractors"

Or get Jenna to do it and claim DSP stands for Dick Sucking Professional.
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He could even take a page from the 'tractors and pay some random Cameo fuckwit $50 to give a short video explanation and never even have to do more than send an email, so he could avoid human contact entirely.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil wouldn't even have to be friends with someone to post fake proof. Give the retarded guy who wrangles the shopping carts and bags groceries at Kat's work $20 to take a pic holding a sign saying "I'm TheyCallMeDSP". What does it stand for? Disabled Supermarket Pimp. How did he get $40k to spend on gatcha? He got a huge settlement because he got hit by a car riding his bike to work.

It's a far better story than "I'm not that successful handsom streamer and I don't have to prove it to you stupid detractors"

Or get Jenna to do it and claim DSP stands for Dick Sucking Professional.
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Papavera would probably pay Phil to let him do it
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
At this point Phil's fans would probably pay him more money if he did reveal his addiction to them, in an attempt to support and comfort him.
He's really just making this worse by clamming up, especially since more and more unrelated people are getting doxxed
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You are giving his fans too much credit for empathy here, I can't imagine a world where someone simping DSP would be troubled by collateral damage from his detractors (this is in consideration to the fact that he has any real fans left at this point, the amount of gay ops trolls orbiting this dude are considerable given how inconsequential he is).
 
I think the reason Phil doesn't even try anything like what you all suggest can be found in the fact that he's so bad at lying, despite doing so much of it. I was thinking on that today, and it finally hit me why that is: he can say anything untruthful, but if he KNOWS he's full of shit, he cannot do it convincingly. He's not oblivious to his gacha habit, it isn't something he indulges infrequently enough to forget about it, but even more importantly, the game keeps getting fucked with by Nigel, which is a very different thing from the kinds of shit he catches in TIHYDPs and other detractor videos that are often longer than the LOTR trilogy which he probably doesn't see the really juiciest parts of. Meaning, he's finally being forced to be aware of something bad about him that he would normally laugh off and not absorb, or LIMB his way out of, and he can't even bring himself to attempt any kind of fuckery to raise doubts about it being him because his awareness of the truth won't let him.

As for why he doesn't just come clean when his paypigs are unlikely to drop him because they're stupid (which he clearly knows) and the game is fucked for him either way... I don't know, I can't find a way for it to make any sense any more. The only thing that fits is Phil being scared of losing enough paypigs to hit his pocket in a big way, because we know the thing Phil hates most is being given less money than he used to, but he knows what kinds of people throw their cash at him, so that doesn't add up.

The only other thing I can think of is fear that the Champions meme would join or even eclipse The Incident as a permanent fixture in the autism vortex that haunts him, which it would, but even Phil has to be aware of that barely being worse than the way things are now. I mean shit, listen to the pain in his voice as he says "AND THEY'RE STILL DOING IT!". We're already close enough to rock bottom that falling further isn't enough of a drop to give a shit about. Yet he still, seemingly, remains so afraid of... something, assuming that isn't it.

Could it be that there is one thing Phil actually feels legit shame over? I'm doubtful, but it would explain it.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I think the reason Phil doesn't even try anything like what you all suggest can be found in the fact that he's so bad at lying, despite doing so much of it. I was thinking on that today, and it finally hit me why that is: he can say anything untruthful, but if he KNOWS he's full of shit, he cannot do it convincingly. He's not oblivious to his gacha habit, it isn't something he indulges infrequently enough to forget about it, but even more importantly, the game keeps getting fucked with by Nigel, which is a very different thing from the kinds of shit he catches in TIHYDPs and other detractor videos that are often longer than the LOTR trilogy which he probably doesn't see the really juiciest parts of. Meaning, he's finally being forced to be aware of something bad about him that he would normally laugh off and not absorb, or LIMB his way out of, and he can't even bring himself to attempt any kind of fuckery to raise doubts about it being him because his awareness of the truth won't let him.

As for why he doesn't just come clean when his paypigs are unlikely to drop him because they're stupid (which he clearly knows) and the game is fucked for him either way... I don't know, I can't find a way for it to make any sense any more. The only thing that fits is Phil being scared of losing enough paypigs to hit his pocket in a big way, because we know the thing Phil hates most is being given less money than he used to, but he knows what kinds of people throw their cash at him, so that doesn't add up.

The only other thing I can think of is fear that the Champions meme would join or even eclipse The Incident as a permanent fixture in the autism vortex that haunts him, which it would, but even Phil has to be aware of that barely being worse than the way things are now. I mean shit, listen to the pain in his voice as he says "AND THEY'RE STILL DOING IT!". We're already close enough to rock bottom that falling further isn't enough of a drop to give a shit about. Yet he still, seemingly, remains so afraid of... something, assuming that isn't it.

Could it be that there is one thing Phil actually feels legit shame over? I'm doubtful, but it would explain it.
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In my speculation it probably has a lot to do with his marriage. Arguably what we know about DSP from how he spends his days off and downtime him and Kat aren't exactly thriving as a couple, it more mocks some mutually beneficial relationship where DSP pays most of the bills and Kat does most of the chores and they generally keep away from each other. I think having to admit out loud that he's spent himself into a hole once again after what happened with Leanna he knows his chance of finding a replacement roommate is low given he believes he absolutely needs to "work 12 hours a day, 6 days a week" and has nothing to show for any of it so he would in his concept be putting himself into a position of destroying his marriage over a mobile game. He doesn't want to quit the marriage or the mobile game because one comforts his laziness and the other comforts his pride and that hard balance to keep one from killing the other has him sweating enough that having it plastered all over the internet that he admitted himself to this would be the deathblow to both and he'd be back to streaming games he doesn't enjoy as the only constant in his life and that is probably an unbearable thought.
 
Gramh said:
In my speculation it probably has a lot to do with his marriage. Arguably what we know about DSP from how he spends his days off and downtime him and Kat aren't exactly thriving as a couple, it more mocks some mutually beneficial relationship where DSP pays most of the bills and Kat does most of the chores and they generally keep away from each other. I think having to admit out loud that he's spent himself into a hole once again after what happened with Leanna he knows his chance of finding a replacement roommate is low given he believes he absolutely needs to "work 12 hours a day, 6 days a week" and has nothing to show for any of it so he would in his concept be putting himself into a position of destroying his marriage over a mobile game. He doesn't want to quit the marriage or the mobile game because one comforts his laziness and the other comforts his pride and that hard balance to keep one from killing the other has him sweating enough that having it plastered all over the internet that he admitted himself to this would be the deathblow to both and he'd be back to streaming games he doesn't enjoy as the only constant in his life and that is probably an unbearable thought.
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Another thing to be taken into consideration that many people seem to forget is that Phil clearly expected this to disappear quickly. He probably thought that once the bankruptcy was over, people would forget this and that would be it, so he did what he is programmed to do: he lied.

And then he kept lying to sustain his previous lie, and so on. Now, he's lied so much that he'd look extra bad if he just confessed that the account is in fact his.

He made his bed, and although he will do whatever he can not to lie in it, he will for sure lie. And lie. And lie.
 
No matter how painfully obvious (or generally painful) this can get, Phil is not in a position where it's worth the gamble of admitting to it, mainly because there is nothing to gain. As it currently stands, the whales have not been deterred, so unless this somehow blows up, he's fine there. If he admits to it, let's be real here, nobody is going to stop railroading him out of factions; it's too funny and nobody believes Phil deserves peace after what he's pulled with this.

But admitting is going to yield three big costs.
1. Whales may jump ship. It's unlikely, but this could deter some. We've seen his fans are on the fence, but many aren't going to totally buy it unless Phil says it.
2. It's admitting to bankruptcy fraud. It's too soon after that to confess he lied exactly how we speculate he lied. I doubt there'd be any legal repercussions, but much like his tax evasion, you can't depict us as the bad guy when you have been busted breaking the law. It hurts the narrative that Phil is a victim and that we are evil liars.
3. It's admitting that we have been correct for years. Nevermind the bankruptcy, this is the answer to the question of the money pit. Phil has been begging for years while insisting he is transparent and honest about where the money goes, and he has been dumping it in something that even he assessed as a waste. The semantic escape of "I said it was bills and Champions was a bill!" will not be enough to balance the fact that years of allegations that he is a scammer are all true.

Phil admitting to this would just be an even bigger win for us, and a bigger loss for him. It's better for him that his ego and wallet suffer in the current arrangement, than his wallet suffer the same and his ego get annihilated if he admits to it.

But that's okay, Phil. Because you're too fucking stupid to figure out a way to handle it where you get to play your shitty little game properly, so we get to watch you run and know that you are seething and can't whine to your wheelchairs for help. And that's still the big win here, isn't it?
 
Wurstbrot said:
This comes up every so often but I assume because it's a no brainer on both sides.

Phil argues his lawyer guy said he shouldn't show private informations to lessen the complications and Phil agreed (please, everyone, forget this only applies to the bankruptcy which is done and over). Phil could show his account name which should have at least some levels on it because he played it heavily, he said.
Now, Mister Burnell, explain to the court why you can't show an account you're not using anymore? You don't play it, right? So how exactly would this put you in danger? It won't, his profile contains no private informations.
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He can't talk about an account he doesn't use for a gatcha game, but he is allowed to talk about his finances/chargebacks on stream, apparently...

Either his 2 bit lawyer has more chromosomes than braincells, or he's talking BS.
 
I don't believe Phil knows he's full of shit concerning WWE Champions. He has a massive gambling problem. He's been doing this exact same shit for 5 years since WWE Supercard. He used to play these stupid money sink games ack ack, but Phil knows better now. He's way too smart to fall for gacha games again dood. I think Phil really believes he's above it... I'm only spending $200 this week, that's one day of stealing autistic wheelchair money, it's not a big deal dood. I deserve this. Everything is fine.
 
I am perfectly fine with Darksy DePhil never admitting it's him because we all know it is Phil. WWE Champions was his personal escape and the one game he enjoyed and now the dang dirty trolls have breached that escape and have taken a steaming dump in the middle of the ring.

Phil can't complain to Khet, his chat, or anyone else because Phil has no one else. He just has to sit there and stew and wallow in his gin and tonics.
 
Regarding to who does Phil let out his frustration on: Kat

He did tell us before about how Kat was bitching about what she has to deal with at her work place and then Phil told her the same (lol)

As retarded as Phil is and how much of a manchild he is, I doubt he bitched to his soul maiden about constantly getting kicked out of WWE Champs guilds because he's too paranoid he's going to lose Kat after she finds out he sank thousands of dollars into the game

And he's probably afraid he won't find anyone else after Kat leaves him. He got really lucky to find her, but I doubt he'd have the same luck if Kat leaves him unless he just straight up gets someone from a sugar daddy website

Either Kat, or just Jasper.
 
iLoveDoe said:
Regarding to who does Phil let out his frustration on: Kat

He did tell us before about how Kat was bitching about what she has to deal with at her work place and then Phil told her the same (lol)

As retarded as Phil is and how much of a manchild he is, I doubt he bitched to his soul maiden about constantly getting kicked out of WWE Champs guilds because he's too paranoid he's going to lose Kat after she finds out he sank thousands of dollars into the game

And he's probably afraid he won't find anyone else after Kat leaves him. He got really lucky to find her, but I doubt he'd have the same luck if Kat leaves him unless he just straight up gets someone from a sugar daddy website

Either Kat, or just Jasper.
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this is the reason he won't admit it

he's lying to his wife about where the money is going

if he is willing to lie to his parents ($4,000 for taxes and goes on $500 monthly tax plan), then he's lying to kat

they could divorce over it and that would be the ultimate win for detractors, so ofcourse he's gonna take it to the grave, he probably even has a seperate phone in a lockbox specifically for wwe champions
 
I don't think Khet gives two shits about what garbage he spends his money on.

She lives rent free in a decent enough house, no electricity bill, utility bill etc. Free car where I assume Phill foots the bill in regards to gas.
Phill is always with her when buying groceries so food is free, pluss all the times he splurges on their day out. Probably buys are all kinds of stuff.

She is allready living the sweet life with zero bills, and get to spend her Fred Meyer allowance on whatever she wants. Besides how many copies of Skyrim does she need?
 
Banned in 49 States said:
I don't think Khet gives two shits about what garbage he spends his money on.

She lives rent free in a decent enough house, no electricity bill, utility bill etc. Free car where I assume Phill foots the bill in regards to gas.
Phill is always with her when buying groceries so food is free, pluss all the times he splurges on their day out. Probably buys are all kinds of stuff.

She is allready living the sweet life with zero bills, and get to spend her Fred Meyer allowance on whatever she wants. Besides how many copies of Skyrim does she need?
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I don't think it's about whether or not she cares, but phil thinks she cares, that's prob why he hides it from her
 
We all have our views on what Phil is scared will happen if he fesses up, but it occurs to me that our accuracy there is dependent upon us having an accurate understanding of what Phil knows and what he doesn't, and his life-long stupidity and dishonesty makes that accuracy a difficult thing to have. For example, does he really know more about Khet than we do? He SHOULD, but there were times that we knew more about his bankruptcy case than he did, so we have to question that. When he talked about he and Khet exchanging stories about their hard jobs, he was probably lying about that conversation even taking place because at that time, he was being accused of having looked up a guide on how to beat the Guardian Ape while on his break because when he came back he was able to pull it off, and needed a cover story for what he was "actually" doing.

No one can possibly know for certain whether or not Phil would lose enough paypigs to worry about it, but what matters is whether or not Phil sees the possibility of losing any of them. We know he knows he has quite a hold on them, and that gives me reason to doubt that, though it makes plenty of sense for him to be afraid regardless of any awareness because he's just THAT attached to so reliably getting $200 minimum a day to waste on gacha.

As for it admitting bankruptcy fraud... I suppose, but Phil has demonstrated the inability to think very far ahead, and he may not be aware that he would be doing that. Look how long it took him to amend his fucked up filing, which he still lied on even in the amendment. We know his lawyer made him do that, he didn't think of it on his own.

The theory that adds up most to me is that he doesn't want to shine a light on how much of a scammer he actually is, because he clearly knows how much he manipulates his paypigs, and his tax begathons are an annual event now, so it's not like he doesn't know he's a scammer. But even there, I can see Phil being dumb enough to prioritize some other concern over that one.

Whatever it is, I hope that Nigel can manage to break him enough to overcome his fear of it and have a complete and utter honest meltdown on camera, because no matter what happens afterward, that moment in of itself would/will be fucking glorious.
 
Small montage of the faces Phil makes when he talks about wrestling, wwe games, faking financial distress .

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We knew more about Katherine back in 2018 because there's no way Phil would have talked about exorcisms and crazy shit in front of her like he did, and it's a safe assumption Phil wasn't aware of Subaru Man and that his lovely bride was a proven cheater and homewrecker. All of this info could have been found in a few minutes of Googling Katherine St. Jean and the guy commenting on her videos, not even living with this weird woman for months.

I think detractors underestimate how lazy and careless Phil is. He only cares about being seen as Mature Adult with lots of money and loyal soulmaid. Whatever it takes to get there is irrelevant.
 
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