WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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Did anyone read those screenshots in Phil's nasally voice?

Also, I love how each new guild he joins is shittier than the last one. Now he's stuck in this mid level guild with his decked out $50,000 account.

Oh and since it's confirmed Phil stays very up to date on this thread;

Hi Phil, Fuck you!
 
Did anyone read those screenshots in Phil's nasally voice?

Also, I love how each new guild he joins is shittier than the last one. Now he's stuck in this mid level guild with his decked out $50,000 account.

Oh and since it's confirmed Phil stays very up to date on this thread;

Hi Phil, Fuck you!
No, because its not him. So I read it in a deep manly voice. Something charismatic and pleasing to listen to. You know, because it isn't DSP.
 
Eventually Phil will join some random f2p guild without a discord with a leader who only kicks people for inactivity.

But then every single faction event he'll be reminded how many rungs he's fallen and it'll burn him up inside.
Iron Dragon is random f2p level. It's a massive step down and I know it's burning him up. Phil quitting and/or a breakdown has to be coming soon. There's no bragging to be had in this faction, nobody there is close to competitive level. They'll just laugh at this weirdo talking about spending thousands.
 
Phil's going to become a legend as "that guy whose angry wife follows him around doxing guild members because she wants him to quit".
 
This latest nonsense is why I can genuinely say that I don't hate Phil. His buffoonery, blatant lying and financial incompetence with WWE champions has made me laugh every time. He truly is the gift that keeps on giving...
He can't even adapt and use some new fucking insults. "Insane", "idiot", "troll", "stalker"...he's so uncreative and devoid of empathy he can't even try to pretend to be someone else.
And of course, the ol' DSP tactic of "run away from and ignore" when someone's being "mean" to him. He can't even mute someone himself this time, it's so fucking embarrassing and pathetic
 
I like how he was shitting on that guy in his faction for not having 4 star gold whale cards, he was like 'You were up against 4 star gold cards and you don't have any so you had no chance of winning, but sorry for taking your resources :roll: That's my bad I guess.'

He can't help but be an asshole to people he deems inferior.
 
He can't even adapt and use some new fucking insults. "Insane", "idiot", "troll", "stalker"...he's so uncreative and devoid of empathy he can't even try to pretend to be someone else.
And of course, the ol' DSP tactic of "run away from and ignore" when someone's being "mean" to him. He can't even mute someone himself this time, it's so fucking embarrassing and pathetic

I wonder if he'd be able to hold himself back if that app let people upload those insufferable boomer-tier reaction gifs to his epic takedowns.
 
I wonder if he'd be able to hold himself back if that app let people upload those insufferable boomer-tier reaction gifs to his epic takedowns.
Does anyone even know why he uses the same username? It attracts trolls like flies on shit. I had a buddy that got shit on while playing rainbow for just having "DarkSidePhil" with a Phil avi on.
 
Does anyone even know why he uses the same username? It attracts trolls like flies on shit. I had a buddy that got shit on while playing rainbow for just having "DarkSidePhil" with a Phil avi on.
Lack of creativity + inflated ego. He's the DarkSydePhil, if he surrenders the name then tractors win.
 
I like how he was shitting on that guy in his faction for not having 4 star gold whale cards, he was like 'You were up against 4 star gold cards and you don't have any so you had no chance of winning, but sorry for taking your resources :roll: That's my bad I guess.'

He can't help but be an asshole to people he deems inferior.

This one is actually understandable. When this was posted, there was a faction feud going on. You and a partner are teamed up against two opponents of a "similar" talent level from another faction. If one player is much stronger than the other, then that player can take on his partner's opposing lineup if they are in trouble. In the upper level factions, there is sometimes no communication between players, and the name of the game is score points as fast as possible no matter who takes what.

However, when you get into a lower level guild like Iron Dragon it can be much different. People are more likely to be there to enjoy the game, and might not care about sacrificing their team if it means they were able to beat their opponent. You know...actual feelings of accomplishment. Thus, they may not like it when the whale steals their matches.

This can be a bit maddening for a player like Phil, who was probably trying to quickly score points for the solo contest that was going on and didn't want to be slowed down by some noob. It will be interesting how long he can keep bouncing around between these level factions before he loses it.
 
I just was blawked from the WWE Champions Twitter. I only commented there a couple times way back, don't remember ever posting memes (although to be honest I can't be 100% sure, I don't think I did...) but at any rate I only commented a few times awhile ago. Someone's really sensitive.
 
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Welcome to the new guild Phil!

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This can be a bit maddening for a player like Phil, who was probably trying to quickly score points for the solo contest that was going on and didn't want to be slowed down by some noob. It will be interesting how long he can keep bouncing around between these level factions before he loses it.
Based on the number of times he's mentioned WWE Champions and "detractors" in his stream lately, I'd say he's already lost it "behind the scenes". It's clearly bothering him.
 
At this point, I think the reason Phil doesn't just fess up to his paypigs is because he was keeping this game a secret out of a desire to hide somewhere, not out of embarrassment, or fear of losing support. He clings to hope that he can salvage that without moving on to a new game and starting over, even though that would be the easier and smarter option, because now it's war, it's personal. He HAS to "win" this, even if it's still sort of a loss. That's how a child thinks, after all.

What's funny is that he's missing out on an opportunity to land a much more decisive victory. All he has to do is start a new account, in a different game, calling himself something completely random like "sacknuts9999", do a confession video for his paypigs, and then start scamming them for money under the pretense of it going towards paying for his rehab. Boom. New hiding place we'll likely never find, more cash, life goes back to normal. For Phil's standards, anyways. He has already demonstrated he'll accept the lesser of two evils, why not here?
 
At this point, I think the reason Phil doesn't just fess up to his paypigs is because he was keeping this game a secret out of a desire to hide somewhere, not out of embarrassment, or fear of losing support. He clings to hope that he can salvage that without moving on to a new game and starting over, even though that would be the easier and smarter option, because now it's war, it's personal. He HAS to "win" this, even if it's still sort of a loss. That's how a child thinks, after all.

What's funny is that he's missing out on an opportunity to land a much more decisive victory. All he has to do is start a new account, in a different game, calling himself something completely random like "sacknuts9999", do a confession video for his paypigs, and then start scamming them for money under the pretense of it going towards paying for his rehab. Boom. New hiding place we'll likely never find, more cash, life goes back to normal. For Phil's standards, anyways. He has already demonstrated he'll accept the lesser of two evils, why not here?
Because people won't know it's him.

It's a mark of the "man" (not that Phil is much of one) that despite wanting his regular whales not to knowing about this, he needs others to know that he is DSP, and has WWE Champions clout. What good is it that "for_horsewoman" has that ranking if they don't know it's DSP?

They're the same DSP but he is desperate to keep both realities separate. If both existed within one another it'll lead to awkward questions.
 
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