WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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So what if we bought a cameo from hulk hogan and have him tell Phil in a stern voice to stay away from gacha games? 🤔 funny or not funny?
 
This guy is WWE Champions' foremost (and possibly only) content creator. A fraction of the audience Dave pulls in (skimming his stream I didn't see more than 114 in at a time), yet the production value here is lightyears ahead of a decade old webcam, a musty couch, and a crooked green screen.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmSql_sK39wme-I8rpr23Ew

This fat Canuck can do it, Phil. Why can't you?

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PeeveTheSheev said:
This guy is WWE Champions' foremost (and possibly only) content creator. A fraction of the audience Dave pulls in (skimming his stream I didn't see more than 114 in at a time), yet the production value here is lightyears ahead from a decade old webcam, a musty couch, and a crooked green screen.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmSql_sK39wme-I8rpr23Ew

This fat Canuck can do it, Phil. Why can't you?

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He has holes in his beard

Edit: my mistake, they were white hairs
 
PeeveTheSheev said:
This guy is WWE Champions' foremost (and possibly only) content creator. A fraction of the audience Dave pulls in (skimming his stream I didn't see more than 114 in at a time), yet the production value here is lightyears ahead from a decade old webcam, a musty couch, and a crooked green screen.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmSql_sK39wme-I8rpr23Ew

This fat Canuck can do it, Phil. Why can't you?

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Are you sure this isn't just Phil if he grew his patchy goatee out a couple feet?
He even has the "Chad version" fanart just like Phil :lol:
 
Sonichump said:
So what if we bought a cameo from hulk hogan and have him tell Phil in a stern voice to stay away from gacha games? 🤔 funny or not funny?
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Listen here, mean Gene. It's come to the hulkster's attention that there are a lot of hulkamaniacs out there gambling on pixels, brother. Gambling isn't in the 4 demandments. All the hulkamaniacs know that the 4 demandments are to train, take their vitamins, say their prayers, and believe in themselves. But let me tell you somethin', mean gene. If you're wasting money on pixels, you aren't training. You aren't taking your vitamins. You might be praying, brother, but you aren't believing in yourself. This goes out to all my hulkamaniacs out there. Follow the 4 demandments and feel the power of hulkamania run through your veins. The world is your oyster, brother. Cause whatchu gonna do.... When hulkamania runs wild on you!

And mean Gene? You better tell dsp to get a job!
 
Schmeckel said:
Listen here, mean Gene. It's come to the hulkster's attention that there are a lot of hulkamaniacs out there gambling on pixels, brother. Gambling isn't in the 4 demandments. All the hulkamaniacs know that the 4 demandments are to train, take their vitamins, say their prayers, and believe in themselves. But let me tell you somethin', mean gene. If you're wasting money on pixels, you aren't training. You aren't taking your vitamins. You might be praying, brother, but you aren't believing in yourself. This goes out to all my hulkamaniacs out there. Follow the 4 demandments and feel the power of hulkamania run through your veins. The world is your oyster, brother. Cause whatchu gonna do.... When hulkamania runs wild on you!

And mean Gene? You better tell dsp to get a job!
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If anyone is a good hulk impersonator, record this promo or something similar, I would die laughing (I do a pretty good hulk but luckily I don't have a mic)
Also RIP mean gene, he died recently :(
 
Imagine spending 5k a month, and being able to afford that but needing to claim bankruptcy. Move to a smaller city, get a small apartment that's decent and you will probably pay 1000 a month tops. Internet maybe 50 bucks tops. Monthly food even eating out every day 500 tops. Car payment 300. Buying a couple new games a month 200 bucks. Put 1k a month towards debt and have 1k to spare for bullshit.

That covers basically anything phil actually needs for himself/khat and his "business", and that adds up to 2050 dollars of essentials. Those are all generous numbers too he could easily cut more spending from any of those categories as well.

Hard lyfe though.
 
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