WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I mean, if this game was such a big part of my life that I would spend tens of thousands of dollars on it, and I was TheyCallMeDSP but not really Phil, I would take a video on my phone of myself and show the guild leader I was not him.

Or take a face including photo holding a piece of paper, "I am TheyCallMeDSP, I am not Phil. 4/25/2020"

If this was some freak accident that this is someone other than Phil, there are a lot of ways a person could fix the situation and remain in the prestigious guild in a game they spent all this money on.

But this is Phil 100%
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Exactly. Anyone else would be doing whatever they can to prove that they weren’t Phil at this point. But they can’t... cause it is Phil. And he’s fucked. Definitely a wonderful Saturday for anyone not named Phil Burnell.
 
Just imagine....DSP getting kicked from this game could actually turn his life around! He could use his free time to get some sleep and start exercising rather than drinking gin and playing with sweaty gacha men to all hours of the night! He could build a real relationship with his wife and family! He could get actual friends! Rather than spending thousands of dollars of income on this game, he could use it to pay down his debt and fix his finances. He could realize the errors of his ways and turn over a new leaf of honesty and respect towards others.

Nahhhh....
 
strandedcastaway said:
Just imagine....DSP getting kicked from this game could actually turn his life around! He could use his free time to get some sleep and start exercising rather than drinking gin and playing with sweaty gacha men to all hours of the night! He could build a real relationship with his wife and family! He could get actual friends! Rather than spending thousands of dollars of income on this game, he could use it to pay down his debt and fix his finances. He could realize the errors of his ways and turn over a new leaf of honesty and respect towards others.

Nahhhh....
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I really don't know if Phil is capable of improvement even after rock bottom. Even with a pandemic, dwindling mental and physical health, financially fucked, and being terrible at even video games he still refuses. He gets in the "black" of things then goes right back to "red" with everything aside from finances.
 
Radical Goodspeed said:
Now that you mention it, I wonder how often these companies deal with frantic whales who've suddenly realized they'd ruined their lives on their product? Its got to be a regular thing. Not that a gacha game company is going to give two shits.
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They don't give a shit, basically every mobile game's business model is to attract whales who spend thousands and thousands of dollars on their piece o sheeeit game, then keep em long enough to squeeze every penny out of em till they're broke or move onto something else.

This is why games like RAAAAID SHADOW LEGENDS spend so much on advertising, they have to attract new people to the game constantly. Both the whales to dump money into it and plebs who serve as content for the whales to dominate over.
 
Gramh said:
I would agree except that DSP is in an unnaturally aggravated mood, given that he went on a rant about how he's banning anyone that talks about his stuff. If there was a time to poke the bear to get him to incriminate himself in some way (I'm sold on the screenshots of discord ect. but it's not out of the question to falsify either) it would be now. I could be wrong, just theory.
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We are to make no trolling plans here, but I think "Johnny Gargamel" would be a funny Twitch name regardless and would annoy most people anyways.


I'm suffering here in my slum tenement but Phil getting exposed 1000 percent as blowing $$$ on this stupid shit gives me life.
 
Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
How do you think he sounds on stream? I’m listening as well and even though I can’t see him he doesn’t sound too broken up. Do you think it’s cope, he’s hiding it, or do you think he doesn’t care?
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He's trying to hide it, but I won't be shocked if he snaps sooner or later
 
Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
How do you think he sounds on stream? I’m listening as well and even though I can’t see him he doesn’t sound too broken up. Do you think it’s cope, he’s hiding it, or do you think he doesn’t care?
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He's just pretending he doesn't care. Every prestream is like this. Everyone knows there's a new drama, Phil knows it because he visits the farms, but he tries very hard to act like he doesn't care.

Wait and watch the rest of his stream as he gets gradually angrier with unimportant shit, then you'll see his true self.
 
@Nigel of Ukip you're a genius. He's going to get to the point where he needs to form his own clan if you keep this up...

This is the best possible outcome, he's going to be raging today.

Edit: He's giving his usual detractor speech right now on the pre-stream. "They are making up controversies about me...."

IT'S ILLEGAL!!!! THEY ARE LITERALLY BREAKING THE LAW EVERYDAY.
 
This was sent to me a few minutes ago by someone who wants to stay anonymous. I didn't edit this photo, this is how it was sent to me.
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cjöcker said:
How the fuck does Phil derive this much enjoyment from candy crush with animations of buff dudes at the top of the screen? It's barely fucking wrestling at that point. It can't be worth all this fuss and 50 grand.
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I've had almost nothing to add to this discussion because my mind smashes into something of kevlar when I try to push it past "People That Spend $5+ on Phone Games Exist". So forget about comprehending "$40,000". Just fuck off, I can't do it.

But even then, it didn't take much to convince me that Fatbody is such an amoebic specimen. Thing Exists.

And in the same vein, I now have to accept that "Person Pays $ For Internet Porn Post-1997" is also A Thing. And of course, also, literally him.

This roided-out, oiled-up, spandex-clad beefcakes + sparkly rainbow Chutes & Ladders shit, is porn --when you are Phailurnell.

That's really where I have to leave it because brain tumors will grow if I keep going.

Exhibit QQQ entered into the mountain of evidence that this guy is a whimpering powerbottom who doesn't even have the sack to just go for it. Which, for me, explains every ounce of his unrelenting hair-trigger tardrage. And always has.
 
behind_the_scenes_begging said:
The funny part of his is the fact that he's denied it for so long means he can't indulge in a pity party against the trolls on stream. So he'll just have to dwell on it himself with no outlet, even though this would sting.
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Yaniv’s Hairy Balls said:
How do you think he sounds on stream? I’m listening as well and even though I can’t see him he doesn’t sound too broken up. Do you think it’s cope, he’s hiding it, or do you think he doesn’t care?
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Hasn't he been extremely salty (even by his standards) these past couple of days? But he likely reads these forums including this thread regularly (hi Phil!) so he's obviously going to try to put on a brave face today.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
God damn this thread just keeps getting better and better. DSP has got to be losing his shit. I mean him joining another guild so fast shows this means something to him, and now he's got to be thinking in the back of his head "what if no guild takes me?". It's great too because it's really making miserable a part of his life that was a comfort zone. WWE Champions was no doubt his escape where he could forget all the evil trolls and just be a "gamer". Now it's just another reminder of the true legacy he has built over 11 years.
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Imagine if this would actually get him to quit his addiction. Just like when he nearly joined Laveria without doing any research or when kiwis inadvertently protected him from being catfished - the detractors save his ass yet again.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I mean, if this game was such a big part of my life that I would spend tens of thousands of dollars on it, and I was TheyCallMeDSP but not really Phil, I would take a video on my phone of myself and show the guild leader I was not him.

Or take a face including photo holding a piece of paper, "I am TheyCallMeDSP, I am not Phil. 4/25/2020"

If this was some freak accident that this is someone other than Phil, there are a lot of ways a person could fix the situation and remain in the prestigious guild in a game they spent all this money on.

But this is Phil 100%
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Phil's reaction to this is the weirdest part of the whole thing. Surely it would have been ten times easier to admit it's him and Pignosis his fans as to how much he's spent - I'm only going off what people here are saying it's worth, it wouldn't be that hard for Phil to say 'what a load of shit, there's no way I've spent that much' and it's done in his fans minds. With all the evidence we have now his fans still haven't abandoned him, so why not come clean in the first place?

But this is next level delusional - pretending it's some poor guy who just happens to have your verified Twitter name and has never heard of you, whilst banning any mention of it, calling people brain dead and just being an insufferable bellend about it.

Bet when he eventually snaps he will say he couldn't tell us to protect his family or whatever his usual excuse is. I'm pretty sure that's what he said when he refused to show his account.
 
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FormerPro said:
You just know he is furiously typing an e-mail to scoeply now about him being harassed off the game and his 11 year legacy and what are they going to do for a whale like him. Is there a chance if he goes crying to paypig masters they could change his username? :stress:
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But then he will
kebab4you said:
You should probably re-edit the photo if you don't want the name showing.
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kebab4you said:
You should probably re-edit the photo if you don't want the name showing.
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:stress: Oops!
 
Coldbeyond said:
He's hopping from Clan to Clan like a hot potato this has gotta be really important to him. He's doing it quicker than the MCN debacle
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AnOminous said:
It took him two months to fix his legal filing under penalty of perjury that he has spent hundreds of dollars on cat food for a cat that doesn't exist.

But get him kicked out of his fruity little guild of gay guys collecting pictures of naked, oiled wrestlers, and he is right on that shit.
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This is orders of magnitude more important to him. His 'family', his baconruptcy , even his paypigs that make all this possible pale in comparison. This is big. From his POV this is likely the worst thing thats currently happening to him. If he ends up losing his account or the ability to play it might be the worst thing thats happened to him in his life. Even here people can barely appreciate the priority this takes.
 
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