WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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LostMy1stAccount said:
Don't forget his horsewife.
There is absolutely no way she doesn't know about this addiction.
And if they really would be in a "loving and happy marriage" like Dave always claims, she would at least try to help him somehow.
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Reminder that he told us that at some point she was playing some Looney Tunes mobile game. Which is funny because that mobile game is also a Scopely product. That household might be giving Scopely like $60,000 a year.
 
LostMy1stAccount said:
Don't forget his horsewife.
There is absolutely no way she doesn't know about this addiction.
And if they really would be in a "loving and happy marriage" like Dave always claims, she would at least try to help him somehow.
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She's given up on him... They spent 1 day a week together and lately all they do it watch kat play games
 
He had the chance during the Sidescrollers interview, if he'd come clean then and admitted he had a problem I think a lot of people would have given him at least a modicum of respect. But we all know what happened there.
 
LostMy1stAccount said:
Don't forget his horsewife.
There is absolutely no way she doesn't know about this addiction.
And if they really would be in a "loving and happy marriage" like Dave always claims, she would at least try to help him somehow.
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Lol! Phil could stroke out in the ahhfice and die shitting his pants on stream. And Khet wouldn’t find out till days later, wondering why she isn’t getting her weekly sushi feed.

Khat probably considers the thousands spent on WWE Champions a necessary evil, that keeps Phil swiping all day, rather than waddling around after her, trying to give her her private version of the daily dent podcast.

The Penultimate Warrior said:
He had the chance during the Sidescrollers interview, if he'd come clean then and admitted he had a problem I think a lot of people would have given him at least a modicum of respect. But we all know what happened there.
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Totally agree.

Honesty goes a long way, even when it’s pulled out of people.

And shit, Phil would probably get more sympathy than he deserved, if he had admitted that he’s a gambling addict who wasted a third of a mortgage on JPEGs.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I really don't understand why the #1 guy spends like 4 million more than the #2 guy. Is it just a flex?
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If you spend $5000 on jpegs to get a 1st place prize you don't want the other guy to sneak up on you and spend $1500 at the last moment to become the jpeg king so you want a point cushion
 
What are the chances that this guy has another account to flash for Mike? To a majority of us his chances of coming clean about a lot of things got smoked during SideScrollers
 
Agent Proper said:
What are the chances that this guy has another account to flash for Mike? To a majority of us his chances of coming clean about a lot of things got smoked during SideScrollers
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Would be fairly easy to purchase some account on various websites and just set it up to be on his phone. He could just sit his account on another device in that time frame and play it on that.

If he shows an account it will have to show a creation date from like 2018 or before with a fair amount of logins because we know he started playing then or before but those are available to buy for reasonable prices for sure.

I don't know if he is gonna take the time to make an account on epicnpc or similar sites and communicate with sellers about getting an account since we know he won't even bother making easy money with his statues on ebay. He could have some smurf account that he just logs in once a day for the last few years to setup for this moment but I think that's unlikely.
 
Agent Proper said:
What are the chances that this guy has another account to flash for Mike? To a majority of us his chances of coming clean about a lot of things got smoked during SideScrollers
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It's not impossible, but seems unlikely. Otherwise, I'd think he'd have done it by now. For most other cows it would basically be a guarantee, but Phil is both too lazy and too technologically illiterate/terrified to try it. Like always, his poor lies also hurt his narrative because he has admitted to playing it in the past, so if the account was purchased in the last month or two, it obviously wouldn't be his real one because it doesn't line up with the previous lies he told. He'd have to look at the dates of when he said he played Champions but wasn't whaling on it and purchase an account that was created around that same timeframe but also isn't overly whaled out. I've never bought accounts before, but if I had to guess, those accounts would be pretty rare because, well, who would want them? I figure it'd be people selling fresh accounts to people who want to evade bans or whatever, or people retiring who are selling their super whaled out account to people like Phil.
 
Agent Proper said:
What are the chances that this guy has another account to flash for Mike? To a majority of us his chances of coming clean about a lot of things got smoked during SideScrollers
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I'm not very deep into the technicalities of Champions but iirc it isn't possible to have multiple accounts on one phone.
And it is also a pain to transfer accounts between devices.
So this would entail a lot of work for Phil to do and we all know how allergic he is to that word.
 
Agent Proper said:
What are the chances that this guy has another account to flash for Mike? To a majority of us his chances of coming clean about a lot of things got smoked during SideScrollers
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It was talked about way back when, but I recall that it is really annoying to switch accounts on a device. Even compared to most games, it seems like it has some real hoops to jump through to avoid account selling. And yeah, certainly you can't have more than one on a phone. Even the better mobile games make that a giant fucking pain.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Would be fairly easy to purchase some account on various websites and just set it up to be on his phone. He could just sit his account on another device in that time frame and play it on that.

If he shows an account it will have to show a creation date from like 2018 or before with a fair amount of logins because we know he started playing then or before but those are available to buy for reasonable prices for sure.

I don't know if he is gonna take the time to make an account on epicnpc or similar sites and communicate with sellers about getting an account since we know he won't even bother making easy money with his statues on ebay. He could have some smurf account that he just logs in once a day for the last few years to setup for this moment but I think that's unlikely.
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what would be really funny is if he did buy a burner account and then ended up whaling on both of them
 
It has been a long time since I contacted someone to potentially (not) buy an account that was high level in those days; as most things like these, it can be renegotiated, it just depends on how desperate the other person is and how persuasive you are.

Some keep holding onto it because of the sunk-cost fallacy, but part of them do want to get rid of it.

Since we're talking about DSP possibly trying to save his reputation, a reminder that he just needs an old account, not a whale one, which means that he can go for way lower than 1K, if he chose to.
 
No one posted this yet, but the Kat co-op stream got Phil some Hogans.

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