WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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Mighty Pigmask said:
Where his retardation truly shines is that he's not willing to sacrifice half an hour of champions time in order to get the extra income he desperately needs. Not waking up either. This sad fuck convinced himself that the only way he could do the stupid OnlyHams videos is to give up the second stream and complain about it. What a lazy sack of dogshit.
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He realistically shouldn't bitch about the REEEEEackts taking up one of his night streams. He said he has to record 4 iirc, that's $200, more than what he expects and much more than what he earns on the average night stream. And it should at most take him 3 hours to do and that includes me factoring in him being a complete Grug when it comes to technology.

He only bitches about it because of greed, or namely because:

1) He called Paypigton "legacy support," or in regular English he wants the dents on Patreon to just shut up, give him money and ask for nothing in return. I'm sure he hates Slayer for (re)discovering the private video reward, but he loves Slayer's tardbux more.
2) By the time he records the private videos the money he got for them is already gone.
3) He's got that gambler's mindset. Getting effectively $200 of guaranteed tardbux from a missed night stream should be good for someone who very rarely gets that much on a night stream, but there's still that once a year chance that he gets a ridiculous amount of tips for a night stream, like that one stream of Lost Begment where two whales dropped over $1000. Phail would rather take a chance and most likely not even hit 3 digits in tips than have two guaranteed hundos because there's a tiny chance that a whale will blow his load and tip over 200.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
He realistically shouldn't bitch about the REEEEEackts taking up one of his night streams. He said he has to record 4 iirc, that's $200, more than what he expects and much more than what he earns on the average night stream. And it should at most take him 3 hours to do and that includes me factoring in him being a complete Grug when it comes to technology.
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You know for a mature adult with a business degree I'm surprised he has not yet considered doing away with the "private" aspect of his reacks for the gigacuck tier of his patreon. He should change it so that the requested reacks' VODs get premiered on YT during his day ahf. If I'm not mistaken Superchats are enabled for premiered videos so it seems like such an obvious way to get more champions pulls support.
 
Burl McMillan said:
You know for a mature adult with a business degree I'm surprised he has not yet considered doing away with the "private" aspect of his reacks for the gigacuck tier of his patreon. He should change it so that the requested reacks' VODs get premiered on YT during his day ahf. If I'm not mistaken Superchats are enabled for premiered videos so it seems like such an obvious way to get more champions pulls support.
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The real big brain move would be to do the react during a normal stream, so you get the $50 and beg for $150


Still, he's going to need another 12 Patreon requests, since it's now nearly 600 bucks down the drain.

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Big Brown Schlub said:
He realistically shouldn't bitch about the REEEEEackts taking up one of his night streams. He said he has to record 4 iirc, that's $200, more than what he expects and much more than what he earns on the average night stream. And it should at most take him 3 hours to do and that includes me factoring in him being a complete Grug when it comes to technology.

He only bitches about it because of greed, or namely because:

1) He called Paypigton "legacy support," or in regular English he wants the dents on Patreon to just shut up, give him money and ask for nothing in return. I'm sure he hates Slayer for (re)discovering the private video reward, but he loves Slayer's tardbux more.
2) By the time he records the private videos the money he got for them is already gone.
3) He's got that gambler's mindset. Getting effectively $200 of guaranteed tardbux from a missed night stream should be good for someone who very rarely gets that much on a night stream, but there's still that once a year chance that he gets a ridiculous amount of tips for a night stream, like that one stream of Lost Begment where two whales dropped over $1000. Phail would rather take a chance and most likely not even hit 3 digits in tips than have two guaranteed hundos because there's a tiny chance that a whale will blow his load and tip over 200.
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I don't say this for comedic effect but I truly believe Phil is gonna kill himself when the gravy train stops, this nigga makes around 200$ a day playing vidya for a few hours a day in his pajamas, he is drunk at the job and can talk down to anyone, take as many breaks as he wants, and he needs to put zero effort into anything, right now he is complaining about having to react to videos for 50$, imagine getting paid 50$ to watch a fucking youtube videos where he basically phones it in and still thinking it's a hard thing to do.

I posted in the DSP psychology thread the other day and one thing I left out of the video is that at the end he said something along the lines of "What would I do if I wasn't streaming? probably get a job at best buy...and I don't want to do that", he knows very well he will have to get a basic bitch job for minimum wage in his 40s or 50s when the gravy train stops, and when he is working for 15$ an hour he is going to look back at the days of getting up late everyday, getting paid 200$ a day for playing vidya and getting 50$ per video reaction and is gonna hang himself (either that or he will be drunk 24/7 on disability streaming to 10 people that troll him with 1$ TTS donos).
 
Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
I don't say this for comedic effect but I truly believe Phil is gonna kill himself when the gravy train stops, this nigga makes around 200$ a day playing vidya for a few hours a day in his pajamas, he is drunk at the job and can talk down to anyone, take as many breaks as he wants, and he needs to put zero effort into anything, right now he is complaining about having to react to videos for 50$, imagine getting paid 50$ to watch a fucking youtube videos where he basically phones it in and still thinking it's a hard thing to do.

I posted in the DSP psychology thread the other day and one thing I left out of the video is that at the end he said something along the lines of "What would I do if I wasn't streaming? probably get a job at best buy...and I don't want to do that", he knows very well he will have to get a basic bitch job for minimum wage in his 40s or 50s when the gravy train stops, and when he is working for 15$ an hour he is going to look back at the days of getting up late everyday, getting paid 200$ a day for playing vidya and getting 50$ per video reaction and is gonna hang himself (either that or he will be drunk 24/7 on disability streaming to 10 people that troll him with 1$ TTS donos).
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yeah even you know deep down he will be drunk 24/7 on disability streaming to 10 people that troll him
 
Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
I don't say this for comedic effect but I truly believe Phil is gonna kill himself when the gravy train stops,
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that's conditional based on two things.
whether he dies in the next few years
whether his parents die before the gravy train stops.

honestly, if kat divorces him and after bankrutpcy 2 fails, he may very well kill himself. if kat goes on stream and blows his shit up and exposes his shit like Leanna never did, not sure how he would handle that.
 
Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
I don't say this for comedic effect but I truly believe Phil is gonna kill himself when the gravy train stops, this nigga makes around 200$ a day playing vidya for a few hours a day in his pajamas, he is drunk at the job and can talk down to anyone, take as many breaks as he wants, and he needs to put zero effort into anything, right now he is complaining about having to react to videos for 50$, imagine getting paid 50$ to watch a fucking youtube videos where he basically phones it in and still thinking it's a hard thing to do.

I posted in the DSP psychology thread the other day and one thing I left out of the video is that at the end he said something along the lines of "What would I do if I wasn't streaming? probably get a job at best buy...and I don't want to do that", he knows very well he will have to get a basic bitch job for minimum wage in his 40s or 50s when the gravy train stops, and when he is working for 15$ an hour he is going to look back at the days of getting up late everyday, getting paid 200$ a day for playing vidya and getting 50$ per video reaction and is gonna hang himself (either that or he will be drunk 24/7 on disability streaming to 10 people that troll him with 1$ TTS donos).
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There is no way this dude offs himself. He loves himself too much to do that.
 
I don't think Phil is able to kill himself. I've seen Phil play video games, he'd try to shoot himself in the head and wind up blowing his dick off.
 
Hardcore narcissist's like Phil rarely ever kill themselves. Their egos don't let them.
 
Iron Hamster said:
If he did try, and phails, the explanation of how he did everything correct would be his funniest content ever.
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Get this right? So you know my detractors make fun of me for my drinking right? Huehuehue well right before muh waif *thumbs to the door* shoots herself. She shoots me in the head! But the doctors say the part of my brain that was hit was already dead because of the drinking! So take that you stupid no nothings. Because of all the Tanqueray I drank, it saved my life!

Hold on I got an idiot in chat saying "Phil you told us you never drank gin" Well clearly I do fucking idiot ack ack ack. So I'm just gonna lean in and ban him hue hue hue
 
Over 500 pages later and he is still addicted to Gacha games for manchildren.

Never change Phil.
 
Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
I don't say this for comedic effect but I truly believe Phil is gonna kill himself when the gravy train stops, this nigga makes around 200$ a day playing vidya for a few hours a day in his pajamas, he is drunk at the job and can talk down to anyone, take as many breaks as he wants, and he needs to put zero effort into anything, right now he is complaining about having to react to videos for 50$, imagine getting paid 50$ to watch a fucking youtube videos where he basically phones it in and still thinking it's a hard thing to do.
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I’ve been following DSP as a lolcow since the “I Spawn I Die” remix. This motherfucker is going to manage to squeeze out a living if he has to stream out of a section 8 apartment and collect food stamps. Our taxpayer money will fund this fatass because that’s how this bullshit works. If you’re waiting around for DSP to call it quits you will be sorely disappointed. Low life degenerates like him are masters of maintaining the lowest resistance lifestyle.
 
Anime Waifu NFT collector said:
I don't say this for comedic effect but I truly believe Phil is gonna kill himself when the gravy train stops,
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Well I damn hope so but certainly don't think it will happen. He loves himself way too much. Narcissists don't tend to kill themselves. He's going to inevitably lose his house and move back to CT, his parents will die and leave him whatever they got kinda like Chris Chan's dad, and he will squander it away while still panhandling on the internet until he gets an early heart attack or a fatal stroke some night when he tries to fall asleep.

It's also 100% certain he has ongoing health issues which will bring massive bucks once they're revealed, and all the trolls would look like assholes making fun of a dying man (sort of like with Boogie now).
Bigbadyeet said:
I think he's taking a break because he got burnt out by DSPs bs and started getting MATI, so he just tracks his spending now.
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No he's still posting on Twitter and discord on a regular basis.
 
Mighty Pigmask said:
Well I damn hope so but certainly don't think it will happen. He loves himself way too much. Narcissists don't tend to kill themselves. He's going to inevitably lose his house and move back to CT, his parents will die and leave him whatever they got kinda like Chris Chan's dad, and he will squander it away while still panhandling on the internet until he gets an early heart attack or a fatal stroke some night when he tries to fall asleep.

It's also 100% certain he has ongoing health issues which will bring massive bucks once they're revealed, and all the trolls would look like assholes making fun of a dying man (sort of like with Boogie now).

No he's still posting on Twitter and discord on a regular basis.
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Are Phil's parents even alive? I haven't had the time to check
I can confirm narciccistic cunts only suicide bait and NEVER go through with it

Watching Phil to drag his fat ass to section 8 ghettos and get robbed since he is a rich white boy by ghetto rat standards, he will lose those comfy white suburbian protections and cop friendly snitches that cover his ass.
Watching Phil to beg even harder and watch him squirm from gambling addiction withdrawal either getting shit faced on stream or start cooming live on air.
DSP going way of shoenice and starting to do hard drugs just to cope with life
 
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