WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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1.) Go to Seattle
2.) Nick Phil's iPhone
3.) Delete his WWE Champions account
4.) ???
5.) Profit

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Edit: Obviously banter. I don't want Phil to kill himself.

I got an e-mail behind da scenes *snort* warning me that trolls are LITERALLY planning to break into my middle unit khando and hurt my family, so today's gonna be a fund raising schtreem to install an alarm system.
I have talked to people and it costs *lean into the mic, full screen facecam* FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS! 1500! For me to protect my family!
Remember guys, tipping me helps more than anything!

sorry about the off topic, but I couldn't help myself from imagining Phil do his entire song and dance routine to squeeze more money out of his dents, and I decided to share my mental imagery with you lovely people.
 
I have talked to people and it costs *lean into the mic, full screen facecam* FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS! 1500! For me to protect my family!
Remember guys, tipping me helps more than anything!
he gets his 1500 dollars, spends it on gacha and door dash, says bills and taxes came up and he had to use the money for that.
does that 3 more times before finally buying the cheapest alarm system he can find and doing a celebration stream where someone tips him hundreds of dollars.
 
I've been seeing more people toot the years old 40k number or simply pulling an estimate out of their rear end. So I was curious as to what the current updated total for phil's sweaty hogan whaling we could come up with at least somewhat grounded upon available information thats slightly better. Since I haven't seen anyone else bother to do it I guess its time to break out the rudimentary elementary school math skills. Feel free to correct any mistake I've made. Or make suggestions.

We can derive estimates from two sources. One is simply extrapolating further from the WWE Champs subreddit chart. The other is using the bank leaks information.

Reddit VIP chart

Information from reddit lists the total cost to advance from VIP 8 to VIP 13 at approx 39k. Phil I mean that imposter theycallmedsp reached this rank sometime in Jan 2020 as tracked by the farms. The only way to raise your VIP level in this period supposedly is by making in game purchases.


The 39K figure is the cost to get from VIP 8-VIP 13. According to our resident WWE champs experts VIP levels 7-13 were only released in March 2018 so thats about 22 months of spending to get to 39K so thats $1773/month or $21273/year.

bank leaks information:


has a claimed 3 month total of $8226 for wwe champs. The summary appears to be derived adding up the microtransaction category of mostly iTunes and Paypal transactions from PoP's spreadsheet of about a year and a half of spending data which is ultimately derived from the audio leaks. So while it might be an overestimate of the wwe champs spending specifically it could be a pretty good estimate how much he wastes on mobile fluff in general.
so thats $2742/month or $32904/year

In order to arrive at total spending we need to arrive at two numbers. Spending before and after reveal.

Before: you can take 39K as a bottom floor estimate. This is if you wish to be generous to phil and assume he was spending very little before the VIP sprint and only really got addicted to whaling close to or after this event. A better approach if you don't want to give him the benefit of the Gout may be to assume constant spending at either VIP chart or bank leaks level.

Spending before WWE degenerate gambling addict arc reveal

lower estimate based on VIP8-13 sprint only $39K
assuming constant VIP chart level whaling $81545
assuming consistent bank leaks level whaling $126132

After:
as of july 2022. 30 months since WWE degenerate gambling addict arc reveal.

spending since arc reveal based on VIP chart $53181
spending since arc reveal based on bank leaks $82260

Total Spending


assuming a floor of 39K at time of reveal, might be an underestimate due to reasons above
VIP chart: $92181
bank leaks: $121260

assuming consistent spending from the beginning at either VIP chart or bank leaks level.
VIP chart: $134727
VIP spending rate before reveal, bank leaks spending after: $163805
bank leaks $208392
 
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sorry about the off topic, but I couldn't help myself from imagining Phil do his entire song and dance routine to squeeze more money out of his dents, and I decided to share my mental imagery with you lovely people.
You're not far off mate. When he was leaving for CT, people here were sarcastically planning to break into his condo and making all these funny plans. When he came back, he had this lengthy segment about those people and how scared he was of them breaking into his home. (he was also hiding Jasper there at that point)
lower estimate of total degenerate wwe champs gatcha addict whaling to date $64440
higher estimate of total degenerate wwe champs gatcha addict whaling to date $121260


assuming bank leaks level spending the entire tenure of the game. $208392
That's a nice looking number. I wonder if gambling works like with debt (especially with DSP), when, at some point you realize your debt is just too much and become demoralized to pay it. You also care less about getting more debt because the sum you owe is massive already, what's 3 or 4 more credit cards. Probably acts the same way with champions too - 40k, 60k, 200k, he's fucked already, why not try going for the new Zombie Roman Reigns...
 
You're not far off mate. When he was leaving for CT, people here were sarcastically planning to break into his condo and making all these funny plans. When he came back, he had this lengthy segment about those people and how scared he was of them breaking into his home. (he was also hiding Jasper there at that point)

That's a nice looking number. I wonder if gambling works like with debt (especially with DSP), when, at some point you realize your debt is just too much and become demoralized to pay it. You also care less about getting more debt because the sum you owe is massive already, what's 3 or 4 more credit cards. Probably acts the same way with champions too - 40k, 60k, 200k, he's fucked already, why not try going for the new Zombie Roman Reigns...

Well technically its not debt because he's paid every penny of that potentially nearly quarter of a million dollars in full to Scopely. Trolls owned again.
 
I've been seeing more people toot the years old 40k number or simply pulling an estimate out of their rear end. So I was curious as to what the current updated total for phil's sweaty hogan whaling we could come up with at least somewhat grounded upon available information thats slightly better. Since I haven't seen anyone else bother to do it I guess its time to break out the rudimentary elementary school math skills. Feel free to correct any mistake I've made. Or make suggestions.


Assuming a floor of 39K at the time of the degenerate gatcha addict arc reveal. We can derive two estimates. One is simply extrapolating further from the WWE Champs subreddit chart. The other is using the bank leaks information.



Information from reddit lists the total cost to advance to VIP 13 which I assume was phil I mean that theycallmedsp imposters rank as of jan 2020 at approx 39k



wwe champs was released on march 2016 and phil has been playing since at or near its release date. So assuming 46 months of constant spending at the time of the reveal thats about $848/month. $10174/year



bank leaks information:


has a claimed 3 month total of $8226 for wwe champs but I'm not sure how they derived the number since I couldn't find the original docs to double check but we'll just take this total.
so thats $2742/month or $32904/year




as of july 2022. 30 months since WWE degenerate gambling addict arc reveal.

lower estimate on spending since arc reveal $25440
higher estimate on spending since arc reveal $82260


Assuming base spending of 39K at the time of reveal as of july 2022

lower estimate of total degenerate wwe champs gatcha addict whaling to date $64440
higher estimate of total degenerate wwe champs gatcha addict whaling to date $121260


assuming bank leaks level spending the entire tenure of the game. $208392

When you consider those numbers I'd lean to that 100k range. He was at 40k years ago and the bank leaks did reveal a lot of pulls BUT he really does have bills and taxes so when you consider he has to pay those it does get you closer to that 100k figure than 200k.
 
I've been seeing more people toot the years old 40k number or simply pulling an estimate out of their rear end. So I was curious as to what the current updated total for phil's sweaty hogan whaling we could come up with at least somewhat grounded upon available information thats slightly better. Since I haven't seen anyone else bother to do it I guess its time to break out the rudimentary elementary school math skills. Feel free to correct any mistake I've made. Or make suggestions.


Assuming a floor of 39K at the time of the degenerate gatcha addict arc reveal. We can derive two estimates. One is simply extrapolating further from the WWE Champs subreddit chart. The other is using the bank leaks information.



Information from reddit lists the total cost to advance to VIP 13 which I assume was phil I mean that theycallmedsp imposters rank as of jan 2020 at approx 39k



wwe champs was released on march 2016 and phil has been playing since at or near its release date. So assuming 46 months of constant spending at the time of the reveal thats about $848/month. $10174/year



bank leaks information:


has a claimed 3 month total of $8226 for wwe champs but I'm not sure how they derived the number since I couldn't find the original docs to double check but we'll just take this total.
so thats $2742/month or $32904/year




as of july 2022. 30 months since WWE degenerate gambling addict arc reveal.

lower estimate on spending since arc reveal $25440
higher estimate on spending since arc reveal $82260


Assuming base spending of 39K at the time of reveal as of july 2022

lower estimate of total degenerate wwe champs gatcha addict whaling to date $64440
higher estimate of total degenerate wwe champs gatcha addict whaling to date $121260


assuming bank leaks level spending the entire tenure of the game. $208392
Average of your low and high estimates (useful autism posts like this are why I'm on this sight, thanks dood) = $92,850. So you can wager on the over and under of that figure however you like, but I'm rounding it up to a six figure collection of sweatyman.jpgs. (Average of the low, high and continual figures =$131,364 total.) And the usual statement applies: this doesn't even begin to consider how much now discharged credit card debt was used to pay for that total wherever the real number lies, which should be added in with the accrued interest rang up also if margin WWE CHAMPIONS TIME pulls did occur, and you know they did. Thanks for the monies, dummies!
 
Average of your low and high estimates (useful autism posts like this are why I'm on this sight, thanks dood) = $92,850. So you can wager on the over and under of that figure however you like, but I'm rounding it up to a six figure collection of sweatyman.jpgs. (Average of the low, high and continual figures =$131,364 total.) And the usual statement applies: this doesn't even begin to consider how much now discharged credit card debt was used to pay for that total wherever the real number lies, which should be added in with the accrued interest rang up also if margin WWE CHAMPIONS TIME pulls did occur, and you know they did. Thanks for the monies, dummies!
I figured he was spending 500 per event/week some times more. Phil always finds a way to fuck himself in the ass and he is sinking all this money on a game with no shelf life. Spending all this money on this shit pisses me off.
 
We should keep a running estimate of how big a house Phil could have bought with his hogan spending.
Autism powers, activate! Using the upper bound of $120k I found this place just one town over in Tukwila (if that sounds familiar his begruptcy attorney and one of Kat's old jobs are there):
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When I say "$120k" I mean he could have paid cash for this place, not just gotten an affordable mortgage. It's about the same size as the Snort Fort, no quiet hours, and personally I think it's much prettier.

Rest assured that I will keep Kiwis (and Phil, when he reads this in a drunken stupor) updated as the whaling continues!
 
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I have his numbers somewhere between $90k and $110k and those are low. WWEC is just printing money but hooking whales in and endless chase for the top cards that only drop at the same rate Phil and Fhet Khet bang.
 
When I say "$120k" I mean he could have paid cash for this place, not just gotten an affordable mortgage. It's about the same size as the Snort Fort, no quiet hours, and personally I think it's much prettier.
It looks much better. I'm glad I'm not the only one here who finds the snortfort aesthetically ugly. Just has that 1990s mass manufactured souless look to it even down to the paint job. No personality or anything. And to think he has to deal with people on both sides of him at all times.
SNORTFORT.jpg
 
Well, nobody's going to give him a mortgage now, because of those selfsame hogans. But he could be living in a palace if he'd never sucked the pixel penis.
Yeah but that's nothing new: When he moved to Washington in 2014, he'd probably earned over $600k in his ~three and a half years of streaming but still needed to shop around for a bank that would approve his mortgage application because he only had $13,000 and change for a down payment. Never forget that we're talking about someone who thinks frivolous spending should trump savings and credit is free money even after a bankruptcy that was indisputably due to mismanaging his credit cards.

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It looks much better. I'm glad I'm not the only one here who finds the snortfort aesthetically ugly. Just has that 1990s mass manufactured souless look to it even down to the paint job. No personality or anything. And to think he has to deal with people on both sides of him at all times.
Personally I'm pretty sure Phil likes the cookie cutter design: He was never going to paint the Snort Fort or hire contractors to do it for him, but he also hates when other people outshine him - if the neighbors had anything out of the ordinary, even if it were just wildflowers or a Halloween display, his ego couldn't take it. So he went somewhere with HOA rules that banned just about everything creative. The neighbors can't tell he's a mediocre, exceptional manchild with no friends if they have quiet hours and bans on anything creative too!
 
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Well, nobody's going to give him a mortgage now, because of those selfsame hogans. But he could be living in a palace if he'd never sucked the pixel penis.
The funny thing is he doesn't even need a mortgage. If I remember correctly, the WAKando has more than doubled in value since he bought it. So in theory, he could sell it, pay off the mortgage with the proceeds, and also pocket enough money to buy a ~$250K house in CASH. The reason he can't sell it is because he would have to take time off his video game sessions to list/show the house to people and he can't afford that.
 
The funny thing is he doesn't even need a mortgage. If I remember correctly, the WAKando has more than doubled in value since he bought it. So in theory, he could sell it, pay off the mortgage with the proceeds, and also pocket enough money to buy a ~$250K house in CASH. The reason he can't sell it is because he would have to take time off his video game sessions to list/show the house to people and he can't afford that.

He can't dood. The morahn trolls would just lie their way into a house showing and get into his house and threaten his family.

Joking aside. I brought this up before and I think the concensus was that the condo and Kat are his links to being a "mature adult" and without those two things he would be considered a "loser" therefor he will never give up those 2 things.
 
The funny thing is he doesn't even need a mortgage. If I remember correctly, the WAKando has more than doubled in value since he bought it. So in theory, he could sell it, pay off the mortgage with the proceeds, and also pocket enough money to buy a ~$250K house in CASH. The reason he can't sell it is because he would have to take time off his video game sessions to list/show the house to people and he can't afford that.
His middle unit condo that he's done no upkeep on will not sell for the estimated value. He could probably get some profit off of it, but not double what he paid.
 
Are we shopping for houses?
HOW FUN!!!
169K 1200 sq ft 1st one. Second one is 200K for 1500.
Lake Phil. LAKE!!!!
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Joking aside. I brought this up before and I think the concensus was that the condo and Kat are his links to being a "mature adult" and without those two things he would be considered a "loser" therefor he will never give up those 2 things.
Keep in mind, this guy has literally sad things along the lines of he doesn't want to give up his "house" or downsize in anyway because it means the trolls have won, and he would have lost, he seems completely incapable of giving anything costly up or sacrificing his snort fort in fear of being lambasted by randoms on the internet.

The fact that a man can be so fixated by no-name trolls on the interwebs is hilarious to me and shows just how self-destructive he can really be and why he'll always be his own worse detractor, these trolls are indirectly forcing him to persist in Phil's self made housing hellscape.

Life could be so much easier for the piggy, but for a bunch of different autistic reasons, he's made a mess of himself.
 
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