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WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game
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Those accounts were obviously some sort of testing accounts or bugs, not "whale baiters". They had like 4 billion points when the top-ranked real account had like 10 million. Nobody would ever believe that was real, not even brain-fried gacha addicts.
Some of them appear to have been programming bugs where if a number goes below zero it loops back around to the highest possible value.
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He probably plays against people with jobs
It's literally just gambling. It's, I guess, worse than gambling, because at best you'll get a digital item that's very strong, and in real gambling you could get money.
But those games are specifically engineered to hook people who are susceptible to gambling addiction, even from a young age.
There are games exactly like this for many popular franchises - Marvel, Star Wars, etc...
This + a fair share of sunken cost fallacy and you got DSP
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They definitely use the psychology of random rewards as opposed to earned rewards - random rewards release more dopamine.
They also use easy point systems and big numbers to hit dopamine
Modern day pay to win mobile games are essentially electronic drugs.
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Lotsa dopamine.
The dangling of prizes close by if you spend money. Right now if I spend 80 dollars I can get hall of fame bret hart. I won’t cause I got hall of fames that are baller already but the collector will go “ooooooooo”
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I would be able to understand this better if it were free, and just cost a lot of time grinding away, like a fair number of RPGs. Say what you will about WoW, but at least it doesn't cost you actual money to progress your character, just a lot of time. That can be a waste, but it depends on the person and their situation. There is NO such thing as calling this anything but wasteful. I don't care how much money you have, in fact if Phil were a multi-millionaire, you could still see him as an idiot for blowing his money on a shitty mobile game when he could be using it amass a giant wrestling collection or something. At least then he would have stuff he gets to keep.
Setting aside that I believe firmly this to be exaggerated, but you notice how his roommate manages to be less pathetic about her love of Skyrim simply by virtue of that game not costing her any money per day? No matter what we believe, she's not a genius, and doesn't have any more of an enriched life than Phil, yet even she can avoid the trap of getting hooked on an incredibly expensive hobby. And that's assuming she really does nothing but work a part-time job and come home and play Skyrim, because that image is exactly as pathetic as it would take for me to otherwise assume Katherine to be the one with a crippling mobile game addiction.
This is why I have to assume that the reason the pigroach loves this shit so much is BECAUSE of the waste of money. He knows he's throwing ten thousand dollars into a black hole every month and he enjoys every second of it.
Setting aside that I believe firmly this to be exaggerated, but you notice how his roommate manages to be less pathetic about her love of Skyrim simply by virtue of that game not costing her any money per day? No matter what we believe, she's not a genius, and doesn't have any more of an enriched life than Phil, yet even she can avoid the trap of getting hooked on an incredibly expensive hobby. And that's assuming she really does nothing but work a part-time job and come home and play Skyrim, because that image is exactly as pathetic as it would take for me to otherwise assume Katherine to be the one with a crippling mobile game addiction.
This is why I have to assume that the reason the pigroach loves this shit so much is BECAUSE of the waste of money. He knows he's throwing ten thousand dollars into a black hole every month and he enjoys every second of it.
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She plays mobile games too. It's just not known whether/how much she spends on it.
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She is so hooked that she wanted wi-fi access for her cell phone during the 2019 trip to Connecticut to get married and only got locked out because Phil messed up the purchase, bought two wi-fi passes for himself, and could not transfer one from his account to hers. At least to me it is hard to believe that a low/no spending player would shell out for airplane wi-fi and some kind of mobile game seems much more likely to me than other explanations for why she'd be so insistent on getting wi-fi for that trip.
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Anyone would shell out airline prices for wifi, if they had to sit next to DSP.
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That'd explain why she doesn't care, she's sinking her entire Fred Meyers check into Skyrim Bejeweled to get sexy elf men and if DSP's income dips she'll have to contribute to the household more than just a shitty hastily made frozen dinner and some light cleaning.
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New monthly event started. They created a new contest called “Angelo Dawkins we want the smoke talent up”. The free character is Angelo Dawkins… free!
DSP is 96th in the event where you get points by using evo tokens or Talent up Angelo.
You can only get evo tokens sparsely and you cannot level up Angelo any other way.
BUT you could spend 100 dollars and get Angelo at 4sb!
Thus, in order to be top 100 you gotta buy him for 100. Not enough money for day off?
Ps. Pictured is the other, already in game Angelo. That isn’t a gear, that is a separate character. Free character is mid at best. Other purple one is top tier
DSP is 96th in the event where you get points by using evo tokens or Talent up Angelo.
You can only get evo tokens sparsely and you cannot level up Angelo any other way.
BUT you could spend 100 dollars and get Angelo at 4sb!
Thus, in order to be top 100 you gotta buy him for 100. Not enough money for day off?
Ps. Pictured is the other, already in game Angelo. That isn’t a gear, that is a separate character. Free character is mid at best. Other purple one is top tier
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As someone who never touched a gacha till a few months ago, some can actually be fun and it makes you wish it didn't have the paying money part.
This is just Bejeweled. Tired gamer Phil likes playin fuckin' bejeweled. He's a damn soccer mom statistic for it but thinks he's above it because of the wrestling oil men coating over it. Everytime he has a critique about any other game, just think about this nigger spending hours a day playing Bejeweled.
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Phil spending the most money so he can show off is the only reason he plays Champions. Same with most mobile game paypigs. It is the reason as there isn't another one. The game isn't enjoyable in the slightest at the level Phil plays it.
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^vigorously chews fingernails^
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He plays because he's a gambling addict, that's all there is to it. Just wanting to show off won't make you pull your bank account into the negatives and miss a mortgage payment.
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Phil gets every wrestler at the highest gold levels, though. I guess it's gambling, but he spends enough to where he always ""wins"".
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I just can't get over the weird and absurd ways Phil is and isn't a cheap motherfucker. I know people who collect PlayStation games and, as long as they stay away from rare and sought-after ones, they don't spend much money. They do this because when it comes to their entertainment, they're cheap bastards. They spend big when they're throwing parties, buying cars, upgrading their homes, the kinds of things you SHOULD invest some real money into.
Phil is the exact opposite. He demands free intros be made for him by the very people who have already given him so much money that he should be able to afford a pro editor, or at the very least, give back some money by paying them to make said intros, and instead dumps it all into a black hole when he could easily entertain himself every day for next to nothing.
I would love a peak at a timeline wherein Phil never got so lucky with money, just to see if that variant managed to be smarter, or at the very least less smugly reckless, as a result. I can think of no more relevant circumstance in his history than the fact that he bumbled into being in the right place at the right time, and has been able to ride that (however bumpy it has been thanks to his stupidity), even to this day. Phil is not a courageous person, he relies upon being safe from consequences before he dares to say/do what he feels like, and so I cannot believe for a second that going back in time and fucking with his early YT career, in a way that cripples it, would result in zero changes. I don't expect a miracle, but he would feel it nonetheless.
Phil is the exact opposite. He demands free intros be made for him by the very people who have already given him so much money that he should be able to afford a pro editor, or at the very least, give back some money by paying them to make said intros, and instead dumps it all into a black hole when he could easily entertain himself every day for next to nothing.
I would love a peak at a timeline wherein Phil never got so lucky with money, just to see if that variant managed to be smarter, or at the very least less smugly reckless, as a result. I can think of no more relevant circumstance in his history than the fact that he bumbled into being in the right place at the right time, and has been able to ride that (however bumpy it has been thanks to his stupidity), even to this day. Phil is not a courageous person, he relies upon being safe from consequences before he dares to say/do what he feels like, and so I cannot believe for a second that going back in time and fucking with his early YT career, in a way that cripples it, would result in zero changes. I don't expect a miracle, but he would feel it nonetheless.
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My favorite Phil timeline is one where he said, "I did not expect to make so much on YouTube. Maybe I should pay the guys who help me make videos before I buy a BMW."
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It's good you point that out, for it demonstrates a flaw in my thinking, that being that even when you take one bad trait of his out of the equation, another one will take its place and ensure the same result. Meaning, with Project 7, it wasn't his assumption of the money flowing forever, but the fact that he just doesn't care about other people. He's going to be cheap with them even if he spends his life legit struggling, in fact that would probably help justify it to him then.
I retract my previous statements about this. Maybe Phil wouldn't get hooked on a mobile game, but he would fuck his life through some other means because you can't sufficiently beat all his bad traits into submission simultaneously with ANYTHING, let alone taking his gravy train away before he can even enjoy it.
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Gamblers need to gamble enough for the betting to mean something to get that "rush". It's hard to compare something as stupid as gacha purchases to, say, playing poker for a living, but the pro athletes making $20 million a year who gamble don't play at the $5 tables. Part of the thrill for someone like Phil (even if he doesn't realize it) is spending enough on these games that it losing hurts a bit. If he was only able to spend $50 a week when he was used to spending $500, he wouldn't get that adrenaline rush. He also wouldn't do as well so he'd lose that clout he thinks he has.