WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
“Thanks for the money stoopid faks!”
Click to expand...
Update: it's now 964. Big ups once again @TJGamebox for your continued work king o7
Screenshot_126.png
 
Last edited by a moderator:
I know the Champions saga is intrinsically linked to the often infuriating scumminess of Phil's begging and greed but can we all just agree it's fucking hilarious when viewed on the whole:

We have a handful of avid, mentally ill fans going to great lengths to spend thousands of dollars on propping up a shameless liar who then spunks it up the wall on jpegs of half naked men instead of living very comfortably.

He's like an absolute fuckwit reverse Robin Hood who steals from idiots and gives to Vince McMahon. In a way he's stopping these morons from spending their money on pointless shit like Yu-Gi-Oh cards and furry costumes and subjecting himself to regular, miserable begging in order to furnish his digital softcore gay porn collection.

Ultimately Phil will have the good graces to die a sad, lonely man with nothing to his name other than a completely useless Champions account, a shitty condo, a fat wife and a cat that will outlive him. He has already traded every shred of dignity he could have had for a miserable life and a few cartoons of Triple H dressed like a zombie.

It's like being a gutter level NFT bro but he doesn't get to brag about how much of a fucking pleb he is because he's broken inside.

Which is objectively funny.
 
_XXIII_ said:
I know the Champions saga is intrinsically linked to the often infuriating scumminess of Phil's begging and greed but can we all just agree it's fucking hilarious when viewed on the whole:

We have a handful of avid, mentally ill fans going to great lengths to spend thousands of dollars on propping up a shameless liar who then spunks it up the wall on jpegs of half naked men instead of living very comfortably.

He's like an absolute fuckwit reverse Robin Hood who steals from idiots and gives to Vince McMahon. In a way he's stopping these morons from spending their money on pointless shit like Yu-Gi-Oh cards and furry costumes and subjecting himself to regular, miserable begging in order to furnish his digital softcore gay porn collection.

Ultimately Phil will have the good graces to die a sad, lonely man with nothing to his name other than a completely useless Champions account, a shitty condo, a fat wife and a cat that will outlive him. He has already traded every shred of dignity he could have had for a miserable life and a few cartoons of Triple H dressed like a zombie.

It's like being a gutter level NFT bro but he doesn't get to brag about how much of a fucking pleb he is because he's broken inside.

Which is objectively funny.
Click to expand...
1667276793970.png
If DSP was truly "transparent" about how he spent donations.
 
_XXIII_ said:
I know the Champions saga is intrinsically linked to the often infuriating scumminess of Phil's begging and greed but can we all just agree it's fucking hilarious when viewed on the whole:

We have a handful of avid, mentally ill fans going to great lengths to spend thousands of dollars on propping up a shameless liar who then spunks it up the wall on jpegs of half naked men instead of living very comfortably.

He's like an absolute fuckwit reverse Robin Hood who steals from idiots and gives to Vince McMahon. In a way he's stopping these morons from spending their money on pointless shit like Yu-Gi-Oh cards and furry costumes and subjecting himself to regular, miserable begging in order to furnish his digital softcore gay porn collection.

Ultimately Phil will have the good graces to die a sad, lonely man with nothing to his name other than a completely useless Champions account, a shitty condo, a fat wife and a cat that will outlive him. He has already traded every shred of dignity he could have had for a miserable life and a few cartoons of Triple H dressed like a zombie.

It's like being a gutter level NFT bro but he doesn't get to brag about how much of a fucking pleb he is because he's broken inside.

Which is objectively funny.
Click to expand...

realistically he loses the condo before he dies
 
_XXIII_ said:
I know the Champions saga is intrinsically linked to the often infuriating scumminess of Phil's begging and greed but can we all just agree it's fucking hilarious when viewed on the whole:

We have a handful of avid, mentally ill fans going to great lengths to spend thousands of dollars on propping up a shameless liar who then spunks it up the wall on jpegs of half naked men instead of living very comfortably.

He's like an absolute fuckwit reverse Robin Hood who steals from idiots and gives to Vince McMahon. In a way he's stopping these morons from spending their money on pointless shit like Yu-Gi-Oh cards and furry costumes and subjecting himself to regular, miserable begging in order to furnish his digital softcore gay porn collection.

Ultimately Phil will have the good graces to die a sad, lonely man with nothing to his name other than a completely useless Champions account, a shitty condo, a fat wife and a cat that will outlive him. He has already traded every shred of dignity he could have had for a miserable life and a few cartoons of Triple H dressed like a zombie.

It's like being a gutter level NFT bro but he doesn't get to brag about how much of a fucking pleb he is because he's broken inside.

Which is objectively funny.
Click to expand...
Not even just because he's broken inside, but because he's managed to screw himself over on all fronts trying to deny to everyone where his money goes and 2 of those people are the IRS and the Bankruptcy court. There is no way he can just waltz out of the lie he's built because he's legally destroyed if he does. So even when he gets that super rare double platinum Hogan, he can't tell a soulmaid about it because he's walled behind this extensive lie.
 
IHateMyJob said:
Finally got to see someone streaming WWE Champs. Holy shit spending tens of thousands of dollars on a Bejeweled game yikes Phil get help you degenerate gambling fuck. Why Khet hasn't whooped his ass yet I'll never know;.
Click to expand...
If she is still playing that Looney Tunes game, they're a happy Scopely whale family!
 
IHateMyJob said:
Finally got to see someone streaming WWE Champs. Holy shit spending tens of thousands of dollars on a Bejeweled game yikes Phil get help you degenerate gambling fuck. Why Khet hasn't whooped his ass yet I'll never know;.
Click to expand...
Because she doesn't care so long as Phil continues to buy her what she wants. She doesn't even bother to help him with his errands, I'd bet that she just gives him a list of what she wants and Phil just responds with "yes mom". Does make me wonder what she spends her money on since it doesn't go to bills.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
because theyre just platonic roommates and she doesnt care
also shes pretty low IQ and probably doesnt know
Click to expand...
She absolutely knows,the money spent on Gacha (about 3000USD/month) is simply too much relative to his income for it to go unnoticed,especially given the obvious financial problems that he is facing.
Sup3r said:
Because she doesn't care so long as Phil continues to buy her what she wants. She doesn't even bother to help him with his errands, I'd bet that she just gives him a list of what she wants and Phil just responds with "yes mom". Does make me wonder what she spends her money on since it doesn't go to bills.
Click to expand...
She should start caring given that Phil is never more than one expensive WWE event followed by one unsuccesful begathon away from being forced to surrender Fort Snort and making them both homeless.
 
¨¨¨ said:
She absolutely knows,the money spent on Gacha (about 3000USD/month) is simply too much relative to his income for it to go unnoticed,especially given the obvious financial problems that he is facing.
Click to expand...
i highly doubt she even knows what his income is. they aren't real spouses, they dont share that information with each other. she probably doesnt even know how to read a bank statement, and even then the money just goes straight from paypal to scopely so it wouldnt even show up in a bank statement
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
i highly doubt she even knows what his income is. they aren't real spouses, they dont share that information with each other. she probably doesnt even know how to read a bank statement, and even then the money just goes straight from paypal to scopely so it wouldnt even show up in a bank statement
Click to expand...
Yea and what are the chances she even looks at the tax return Pig and the elusive tax man put together. Probably just hands it to her long enough to sign her name and that's it.
 
IHateMyJob said:
Finally got to see someone streaming WWE Champs. Holy shit spending tens of thousands of dollars on a Bejeweled game yikes Phil get help you degenerate gambling fuck. Why Khet hasn't whooped his ass yet I'll never know;.
Click to expand...
I can't stress this enough, these addiction programs are not games. They're legitimately designed from the ground up to manipulate you as much as legally possible without just getting access to your financials and draining your account. People like phil who have let these trash applications not only exist but thrive are the reason why gaming in the last 15 years has gone to absolute dogshit. I hate everyone who's retarded enough to give Tencent, Netmarble, Kabam, Scopely, etc a penny.

I'll admit, I'm kind of jealous. Not of DSP's insane pro gamer rank in the game, but at the business model. Go look at scopely's/tencent's whatevers "games". Each game is just a cookie cutter clone of the next branded with whatever IP they're using to manipulate that group of retards into playing. It's genius, insert $20, press button, look at jpeg of your favorite pop culture obsession, receive dopamine, repeat. 1 million dollars+++ a day in microtransactions.
 
IHateMyJob said:
Yea and what are the chances she even looks at the tax return Pig and the elusive tax man put together. Probably just hands it to her long enough to sign her name and that's it.
Click to expand...
They actually file separately, I am guessing speculatively in theory that he does this so she has no idea how much money he makes and how behind he is on taxes and such to make it easier to manipulate her potato brain into thinking she's getting a good deal playing soulmaid at the snort fort. My super braindead moron speculation grasping at straws take is that Leanna knowing roughly how much piggo was worth at any given time made it hard for him to justify his stupid purchases and why things were constantly begcon 2 around the house and it might have been a sticking point in the relationship given Leanna was more adventurous and DSP just wants his slop trough full of authentic italian and his hogans pulled with a side of gin for muh depreshun.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom