WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Yeah, WestSydePhil aka TotallyNotOnlyIncelCuckold returned and dropped like 150 gifted subs.
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I mean it's perfectly natural to have one whalecuck leave, another account sign up in late December, find DSP, chat like the previously "gone" whale and drop 150 subs while bragging about buttcoins like the previous whale did. Total coincidences and nothing more, nudniks! *snort*
 
Trying to figure out how this game works without actually having to play it myself. Just a regular reminder that this is the game that Phil permanently burnt out his serotonin receptors on:

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Bejeweled with sweaty men and pay-to-win. DSP would see this screenshot and start salivating like Pavlov's dogs.
 
Red Bistro said:
Trying to figure out how this game works without actually having to play it myself. Just a regular reminder that this is the game that Phil permanently burnt out his serotonin receptors on:

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Bejeweled with sweaty men and pay-to-win. DSP would see this screenshot and start salivating like Pavlov's dogs.
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The best thing about this discovery? Its not even a multiplayer game.
He spends tens of thousands of dollars to beat the AI.
 
Red Bistro said:
Trying to figure out how this game works without actually having to play it myself. Just a regular reminder that this is the game that Phil permanently burnt out his serotonin receptors on:

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Bejeweled with sweaty men and pay-to-win. DSP would see this screenshot and start salivating like Pavlov's dogs.
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Someone should try and make that into an ASCII art for chat in Phil's next stream.
 
Red Bistro said:
Trying to figure out how this game works without actually having to play it myself. Just a regular reminder that this is the game that Phil permanently burnt out his serotonin receptors on:

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Bejeweled with sweaty men and pay-to-win. DSP would see this screenshot and start salivating like Pavlov's dogs.
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When you match the flesh colored gems you get to put on glow in the dark condoms and reenact lightsaber battles from Star Wars iirc.
 
BT9494 said:
In a faction feud, your opponent sets the lineup that you go against but the actual matches are against AI.
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I swore that faction feuds were the one time you actually played against humans, but I didn't research it so I believe you.

Jesus Christ. Even Madden and FIFA Ultimate Team whales play against each other.
 
Have trolls already tried joining chat using names from his guilds and seeing how long it takes to get LIMBed?
 
Salubrious said:
I swore that faction feuds were the one time you actually played against humans, but I didn't research it so I believe you.

Jesus Christ. Even Madden and FIFA Ultimate Team whales play against each other.
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Yeah, feud battles would take five times longer if you were actually waiting on an opponent to make a match/perform a move.
 
It would be even funnier, and intriguing, if it was actually something else this time.
 
Red Bistro said:
Well the front facing site only updates every three days or so; on there he's still listed as not only in The Black Pearl, but their best fighter over the past 30 days.

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I wonder what could have happened to lead them to kick their best performer out of the faction...
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"Is that the guy?"
"IT IS! It's the guy! I'm watching his twitch and he's lashing out at everyone who doesn't give him money for our faction!"
 
Heckler1 said:
Just like when he plays video games, he is afraid of possible human interaction.
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I wonder if it's more than that.

As big a whale as DSP is, I'd bet it's nearly impossible for him to lose either.

I do watch a couple of streamers periodically because I'll admit that this game fascinates me some times. Not enough to actually play it ever, but enough to see what other people are doing.

I've seen some smaller streamers/content creators lose, but the bigger ones almost never lose.

I'm willing to bet that DSP wins 99%+ of his battles, and I'm not exaggerating that number. He MIGHT lose 1 or 2 battles per week if he gets a really bad loadout, but with trainers and stuff these guys start with their finishers already powered up. Also, a lot of their finishers are stuff like "create 8 new blue blocks" so that they have combos where they hit their moves AND power up their moves for the next turn.
 
Salubrious said:
As big a whale as DSP is, I'd bet it's nearly impossible for him to lose either.

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I'm willing to bet that DSP wins 99%+ of his battles, and I'm not exaggerating that number. He MIGHT lose 1 or 2 battles per week if he gets a really bad loadout, but with trainers and stuff these guys start with their finishers already powered up. Also, a lot of their finishers are stuff like "create 8 new blue blocks" so that they have combos where they hit their moves AND power up their moves for the next turn.
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The WWE Champions Portal confirms this, listing his 30-day win rate at 99.2%. It really only further confuses me how somebody can get attached to it if the difficulty is trivial. It's one thing to buy MTX if there's a competitive endgame to entice you or good community that you're a part of, but VIP 13 Champions seems only like a chore that you dump your paycheck into.
 
TankMelee said:
It really only further confuses me how somebody can get attached to it if the difficulty is trivial. It's one thing to buy MTX if there's a competitive endgame to entice you or good community that you're a part of, but VIP 13 Champions seems only like a chore that you dump your paycheck into.
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It only takes one or two TIHYDPs to realize that DSP gets no satisfaction from overcoming challenging obstacles.

Anything that gets between him and "Press X to win" gameplay is the developer's fault for putting in "beginner's traps."

I'd bet DSP rages at the 0.8% of matches that he does lose because "the developers should have known to put in more green gems for me to win!"
 
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