WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[SkippyLongbottom]

I see why he hates playing actual(not movie shit like Heavy Rain) video games when he's been conditioned with this mobile p2w garbage. Is there ever going to be a game soon that challenges him instead of these sandbox and rpg games?

 

[Prince Lotor]

Could be for his mods, that was after the modroom leaks right?

That's right, didn't he say he 'had something worked out' when mod chatrooms were ending on Twitch and when his chat was like 'Is it Discord?' he said 'Pffft, No! It's something. I have to test it,' and then all of a sudden Discord shows up in the Halloween desktop leak? Because I'm pretty sure he didn't have it in the previous desktop leak from like March or something.

Are there any mods favorably inclined towards 'detractors' currently who would answer an innocuous question? Wait, does he even have mods that show up?

 

[Surly Muppet]

I find it increasingly difficult to believe that someone would pay such a large sum of money, not necessarily invest the time (see WingsofRedemption “trolls”), to try to set DSP up. Then again, DSP pigs and trolls are born with a mutated strain of autism which definitely doesn’t make such action outside the realm of possibility.

Yes, but it's always worth remembering that the Escort Saga was believable because it really crossed into a threshold where it just seemed impossible as a troll op.

That said, it's also worth remembering that it was also believable because Phil had so many holes in his story because he WAS lying and secretly flying Kat around the country, had been for some time, and couldn't debunk any of it because it would have exposed him. When he comments on it now, he carefully neglects to mention that the only reason it stopped was because some Kiwis also exposed the whole scam.

So no matter how unlikely it seems, this could be a troll. Never doubt the autism that surrounds Phil. But regardless if it is true or not, it's just another thing that will stress Phil out, and it's something that he could easily disprove, but I'm sure will suspiciously ban, deny and swerve (aka 'debunk') instead. Because just like the escort, even if this isn't right, it's probably uncomfortably close to exposing whatever he actually IS lying about.

That said, I'm feeling pretty good about this one. A lot of stuff pointed to this for years, and he should have stopped talking about mobile games years ago when he said he was done with them. But he and Kat are spilling money for overpriced airplane wifi to get their fix. Keep in mind, this dude has a Switch and 3DS handy. Smells like addiction.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So who's worse with mobile games? Phil and his wwe games or Chris and Simpsons tapped out?




Either way both are the kind of useful idiots that corporate executives thank Satan for Everytime the snort a line

 

[AnOminous]

So who's worse with mobile games? Phil and his wwe games or Chris and Simpsons tapped out?

John Walker Flynt with that Star Wars game and all the others he's paypigged for tens of thousands of Frank's money.

 

[Mamillionaire]

Some people get paid for streaming mobile gacha games like this and are quite successful, especially if they have a whale account like this. Am I wrong to think it’s kind of ironic and hilarious that he just doesn’t stream this game?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Some people get paid for streaming mobile gatcha games like this and are quite successful. Especially if they have a whale account like this. Am I wrong to think it’s kind or ironic and hilarious that he just doesn’t stream this game?

Yep, I noted that. He would get good Youtube views for these mobile games, easily better than most of the sub-1000 view shit he does now.

But, as always, Phil has to hide and cover his lies which lead to more lies and more lies. That is why Phil is the leading lolcow today.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Some people get paid for streaming mobile gatcha games like this and are quite successful. Especially if they have a whale account like this. Am I wrong to think it’s kind or ironic and hilarious that he just doesn’t stream this game?

Honestly for anyone not Phil it's not such a bad idea, I mean shit look at all the high end cards he has you best believe he was up well past 3am farming loot packs for that Hogan and he didn't capitalize on his wheelchairs emotions by streaming it.
Just last month the face of World of Tanks Quickybaby did a stream where he pissed away a few hundred dollars on pixel tank lootboxes on two different game servers just to get some Soviet fantasy tank with two barrels and it got a couple hundred thousand views on youtube.

 

[actually]

Some people get paid for streaming mobile gatcha games like this and are quite successful. Especially if they have a whale account like this. Am I wrong to think it’s kind or ironic and hilarious that he just doesn’t stream this game?

If he had done it from the start, maybe it could have worked. Now though? He would have to concoct some story to explain how he's maintained this whale account while also talking about being broke and needing money right away for emergencies and shit.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Yes, but it's always worth remembering that the Escort Saga was believable because it really crossed into a threshold where it just seemed impossible as a troll op.

That said, it's also worth remembering that it was also believable because Phil had so many holes in his story because he WAS lying and secretly flying Kat around the country, had been for some time, and couldn't debunk any of it because it would have exposed him. When he comments on it now, he carefully neglects to mention that the only reason it stopped was because some Kiwis also exposed the whole scam.

So no matter how unlikely it seems, this could be a troll. Never doubt the autism that surrounds Phil. But regardless if it is true or not, it's just another thing that will stress Phil out, and it's something that he could easily disprove, but I'm sure will suspiciously ban, deny and swerve (aka 'debunk') instead. Because just like the escort, even if this isn't right, it's probably uncomfortably close to exposing whatever he actually IS lying about.

That said, I'm feeling pretty good about this one. A lot of stuff pointed to this for years, and he should have stopped talking about mobile games years ago when he said he was done with them. But he and Kat are spilling money for overpriced airplane wifi to get their fix. Keep in mind, this dude has a Switch and 3DS handy. Smells like addiction.

In his E3 2019 coverage he was pissed that no mobile games were coming out for franchises he was interested in. He was also pissed off that many of the mobile games announced didn't have release dates, this upset him because 'how can you get hype for a game without a release date?!?' He then specifically mentions what mobile game he is hype for: 'Elder Scrolls: Blades' for the Switch.

Phil also says he played this Final Fantasy mobile game for like a year and a half, he talks about having to 'drop tons of money' while playing it.

He also explains that he liked the Marvel mobile game he plays better because you could earn stuff in game just by playing, so even if he wasn't sinking thousands into the Marvel game he still must have been putting insane amounts of hours into it to earn that shit. Phil is likely playing mobile games all the fucking time off-stream. He probably has shit running for them during his stream as well. 'Oh, I got an e-mail, that's what I was checking,' sure Phil. . .you're checking an e-mail notification, you're totally not doing upkeep on your mobile game addictions
He talked about mobile games a fair bit during E3 2019.

 

[Shield Breaker]

null should make a freemium mobile game. DSP alone would cover the server costs.

Instead of drawing for toons, you draw for troons. First event is Yaniv.

 

[Mamillionaire]

Yep, I noted that. He would get good Youtube views for these mobile games, easily better than most of the sub-1000 view shit he does now.

But, as always, Phil has to hide and cover his lies which lead to more lies and more lies. That is why Phil is the leading lolcow today.

I understand him being DSP makes this complicated if not impossible, it’s still funny that the only return on investment from this phenomenal mistake possible is that he streams it.

 

[The Un-Clit]

At the same time, in this scenario, I believe the skeptics are demanding verification on a level that OP simply can't provide. He can't give you that first-hand verification you want, and he never claimed to be able to do so. This is not something like the Kimberly Brink saga where OP is coming here with some story to make Dark look bad. He brought actual receipts, and his knowledge of the mechanics surrounding the game to support them. And previous statements from Phil himself back up the level of activity and spending habits that are present in what OP provided. Phil himself has previous admitted to spending hundreds of dollars on this, and even saying at one point that he was addicted to playing it. The relapse that's shown here is consistent with what Phil had previously said himself. This being his account is not a reaching conclusion to come to.

He's definitely innocent until proven guilty, but there has to be a point where reasonable doubt takes over.

At this point I just want to remind everyone that we are NOT an American court of law where 100% proof is required before conviction.

If it looks like DSP, walks like DSP, quacks like DSP and blows money from his paypigs but lies about it like DSP.....

It's DSP.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Of course, he played Mobius too. Good golly, the amount of money Phil must have wasted over the years has to be insane. Phil is exactly the person every salesman wishes they could see.

This thread lends more credence on how Phil blew a million plus over the years and actually can't pay his credit card bills.

 

[actually]

At this point the thread is FIVE FUCKING PAGES past where i last posted, I just want to remind everyone that we are NOT an American court of law where 100% proof is required before conviction.

If it looks like DSP, walks like DSP, quacks like DSP and blows money from his paypigs but lies about it like DSP.....

It's DSP.

"Welcome to the Kiwifarms Court of Flaw. All dumbasses are guilty as fuck until we're convinced otherwise. All posts are made on location by the men, women, and tards of the internet."

 

[Surly Muppet]

Some people get paid for streaming mobile gatcha games like this and are quite successful. Especially if they have a whale account like this. Am I wrong to think it’s kind or ironic and hilarious that he just doesn’t stream this game?

I may be completely wrong on this one, but does anyone else remember Phil floating this way back? Something to do with mobile games coverage, reviews, tips and tricks or something?
I could be muddled with his plan to cover politics and movies, but I feel like he did say he was considering covering mobile games at some point.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FFBraveExvius/comments/7jmezv/a_whale_of_a_tale/
https://archive.li/J0V0Z

Not to throw more speculation on the fire but this story reminds me of this because I can't help but wonder how long Phil has been whaling in mobile games and if this isn't a much larger part of his financial troubles. Particularly I'm wondering if like the guy in the reddit post above he got sucked into the p2w stuff because he had an interest free card and spiraled into being a whale.
Also makes me wonder if when he was getting melancholy about Kat not letting him watch wrestling if it was really her clamping down on his purchases.

edit: Just to elaborate on the links. guy has a good job, wife and kids, ends up 16k down the hole in a final fantasy mobile game, slowly but surely spending more and more with the justifciation being that he's putting the money on an interest free credit card.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

In his E3 2019 coverage he was pissed that no mobile games were coming out for franchises he was interested in. He was also pissed off that many of the mobile games announced didn't have announced release dates, this upset him because 'how can you get hype for a game without a release date?‽' He then specifically mentions what mobile game he is hype for: 'Elder Scrolls: Blades' for the Switch.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fDOZXtFvC0M:4582Phil also says he played this Final Fantasy mobile game for like a year and a half, he talks about having to 'drop tons of money' while playing it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_oKqevExsQw:1415He also explains that he liked the Marvel mobile game he plays better because you could earn stuff in game just by playing, so even if he wasn't sinking thousands into the Marvel game he still must have been putting insane amounts of hours into it to earn that shit. Phil is likely playing mobile games all the fucking time off-stream. He probably has shit running for them during his stream as well. 'Oh, I got an e-mail, that's what I was checking,' sure Phil. . .you're checking an e-mail notification, you're totally not doing upkeep on your mobile game addictions
He talked about mobile games a fair bit during E3 2019.

His knowledge of mobile games compared to that of regular games is insane. He knows (or is really interested in) when the mobile games are coming out, he can give an in-depth look into the gameplay mechanics (bitching about the tapping in Elder Scrolls: Blades) and even how bad the pay to win model is (hmm...). It's like watching someone who actually does research instead of the usual flailing tard who knows nothing about every other game he plays. He's for sure obsessed with mobile games, and has admitted to playing several costly ones. It's really not that much of a stretch to assume he's still pouring tons of money into a wrestling mobile game since it's a combination of his three most favorite things in life. He gets his wrestling fix, his mobile game fix and his consumerist fix. Sorry Kat, Phil can't do nice things with you, he has to blow his money on getting that Hulk Hogan card.

 

[Surly Muppet]

It's like watching someone who actually does research instead of the usual flailing tard who knows nothing about every other game he plays.

They also manage to fit the messed up expectations that he has for shooters and fighting games. They need to be competitive, but also accessible to a casual player, and if it rewards people learning and practicing skills, it's for tryhards.

It seems like nonsense in the context of video games, but it perfectly describes a mobile game. You compete against others, you don't have to really learn or try if you are cool with spending money, especially at a 'high level', and you can pick it up and play whenever, even after a long break... provided you want to pay the money to power up again.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Hilarious at the people who dont get t his is about luls and not destroying him, I swear some people dont get if phil were to go away so does your entertainment in making fun of him and his antics.

He'd go down in the most pathetic fireball ever though. Watching him lose Twitch or his Gout Manor for example would be a fucking mountain of gold dust and enough salt to finally kill Amberlynn. I for one would love to watch his empire burn because it would be maximum lulz.