Well spotted sherlock.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
You were the only one that picked on that blatant bit of bait I left out.
FYI:
That little old lady was a Jew!
A fucking Jew I tell you.
And not any old Jew.
A fucking South African jew!
She thought I was her 'boy'.
But I loved that little lady right up until her death.
She spent every penny she could on gambling and not providing for her food if she could avoid it. Her family leveraged this and also didn't spend a penny if they couldn't. Fucking jews as well. Loved them all.
I dug in to my own pocket several times to put food on that family table. That's how fucked up it was. No big deal to me, coz my fam is more fucked up again.
But here is the kicker, I never once got paid for my time. I was to all intents and purposes a modern day slave. I won't go in to that here.
But yeah, I'll admit it. I once diverted a fucking 20 pound note back to myself.
She didn't fall for it twice. Sue me!
In the meantime, I found a treasure box in one of the wings of the house that the rest of the family had forgot about. There was a dispute. One half wanted to put her in to a home to finish her off so the millionaire property dealer son-in-law could get his hands on the mansion. The other half, a drunken, bi-polar poet, had some misguided desire to look after her. She lived three years longer than she would have if she had been put in that home.
Her son might have been a vicious drunk and dope fiend. But he had the right idea.
It was a fucked up situation all round.
I used to take her flowers from her Rose Garden, around the time that high tea would be expected.
"ooh noo.. have we no chocolate eclairs to go with my lapsang souchong?"
"OOH NO, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE, JEW MISTRESS!"
"ooh, oh, Oy vey ist mir.. ooh oh..."
[it's like anuddah shoah!]
"DON'T WORRY, I'LL SEE IF ANYONE HAS LEFT THE ODD BUN UNDER THE STAIRS"
"OOH!"
10 minutes later, after running down to town from the Dorfmeister's house, then back up again.
"OH LOOK, I THINK SOMEONE HAS LEFT A STALE OLD CRUSTY BAKEWELL TART!"
"ooohhh..."
It was a little game we played. I wouldn't expect anyone else to understand.
If anything, it made jews go up in my estimation, rather than down.
CALL THE COPS!