Hey my mans, vent story time ! And I must warn you, this gets disgusting and blood boiling so be warned.
Anyway, as we all know, I ran a pizzaria business and we require cheap phones for our waiters to make the orders. Obvious stuff until now but the thing about cheap phones is that they break easily...So I had to send it to repairs.
All good until now, since the whole thing is quick and efficient, I saw no reason to wear a face mask...so I didnt. I went to girl, left the phone and departed. A few days pass and its time I get it back so I imagined it would be quick so no mask necessary.
Oh boy I was wrong.
Now instead of a woman there was this guy with a mask covering half his face. I explained I left my phone there and he seemed nice at first...then he asked where is my mask. I told him that its not with me at the moment and that this will be quick. He assured me that he NEEDED me to wear the mask...let me inform you that it was just us in this place and there was a counter separating us...and Im a man of healthy age and lifestyle. Keep in mind that I did this after an intense sweaty workout, it will come back later. The guy seemed to get legit upset and demanded I have my mask on. I realised I was dealing with one of those and I told him that this will be quick and the faster he just give me the phone and I give him the cash, the faster he can be free of me. He refused to return my repaired phone...not even sure thats legal, it probably isnt but we live in clown world. I told him that he didnt have to do this and that it wasnt worth the problem, he kept insisting, getting more upset. I told him that I can cause quite the shitshow for him for not returning what is rightfully mine and that the mask REALLY wasnt worth it.
"Just give me the god damn phone so I can pay you and leave!"
"Fine, I will just call the police then!"
I was stunned...and I began to look at my options. I called it a bluff and the guy had the guts to walk to the phone, pull it out and begin dialing. Part of me wanted him to call the police and see what happened, I guess somewhere deep down I wanted to believe he would be wasting police's resources over such petty shit...but Im not in a conservative state, not at all and maybe the police would legit waste precious time to come over and actually punish me to not wearing a mask while the prick refuses to hand over my possession. And you know, in a way? Fine, as long this became a pain for him as well...but its not so simple, I have a family that WILL hear about this and will get cosmically pissed if I get a fine. I decided this wasnt worth it, told him I will get the freaking mask after calling him an asshole.
I went to my car, picked the mask and my blood was BOILING. Cuck was probably having the time of his life on his government approved power trip...I pulled out the cash so I can just get the phone, pay the mask nazi and leave....but then it hit me....cuckery of this level cannot go unpunished, even if its not clear for him right away...there was not much I can do except to sabotage what they mask motherfuckers still adore. The money.
I got in a hidden spot, pulled out one of the bills and made it take a trip between my ass checks...my sweaty ass cheeks I might add. The bill looked fine, just with a horrendous smell of ass. I put it under another bill to "disguise" it...I returned it with my mask half assed on my face...he gave me the fucking phone...I gave him the money and he went to the register box to give me my change...Guy just has a little bit of my ass on his hand and now the rest of the cash inside there. I got the phone, took off my mask, called him a fuck head one last time and left while he called me a clown...right...real projection there.
Now...was that petty? And disgusting? Yes and yes. But you know what? I dont regret it. Not at all. Im DONE playing fair and by these fuck head's rules. They will gladly call the police on me for wanting to pay them for the service...The only bright spot is that I dont frequent that place much, like, one or two visits per year or something so Im not gonna have to confront these assholes anytime in the close future. So you know what, cuck? ENJOY my ass sweat stained cash. Hopefully it has a fucking disease and makes you fatally sick...
Just what happened to basic human decency? People dont use a mask in my business? Its fine, I reassure them that we gotta stop relaying so much on them and desmystifying this virus and the masks...but that fuck head? Has the guts of calling the POLICE on me...
I legit dont feel bad, my blood is still kind of boiling but getting this "revenge", for as much petty as it was, helped.Im a fair man, I believe that an action leads to a reaction...and if you are a petty fuck with me ready to call the teachers to punish me even tho you are refusing to hand over what is MINE?!...Well, I can be petty too...funny how that works...