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I want the "new normal" to be one where our ruling class (With the exception of men like Trump, Abe, Bolsonaro to name a few) are brought up against a red stained brick wall as the anxious, neurotic messes plead for their mercy in front of an uncaring firing squad.
 
Homegrown Homophobia said:
I want the "new normal" to be one where our ruling class (With the exception of men like Trump, Abe, Bolsonaro to name a few) are brought up against a red stained brick wall as the anxious, neurotic messes plead for their mercy in front of an uncaring firing squad.
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A bit extreme, I'd settle for them being voted out while getting tarred and feathered for their destructive incompetence.
 
teriyakiburns said:
More "new normal" bullshit.




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This triggers my special brand of autism.
On the ground floor Laila pauses in front of a thermal body scanner to check her temperature is normal. Today it's 36.5C. She passes.
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Accept the scans, citizens. Fuck you if you have a higher-than-normal resting temperature. Get a doctor's note. Provide your medical data to your employer.
A camera, used for facial recognition, identifies her as a staff member and a security barrier opens. At no point does she touch anything. Laila is on a contactless pathway.
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You know what else is touchless? RFID cards and badge-scanners. This is just an excuse to install facial-recognition tech and make people accept it under the guise of "hygiene".
The lift to her office on the fourth floor is voice-activated. Touchless technology has replaced grubby buttons.
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At the door Laila uses a hand sanitiser. She's so used to it now that she doesn't even think about it.
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Enjoy your cracked skin from the alcohol in the best case, and watered-down sanitizer that doesn't do jack shit. Destroy your own microbiome in the search for purity.
She sits down at the desk. Much of the furniture - as well as wall panels and facades - is made from antimicrobial material. It's easier to clean and harder for bacteria to stick to.
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Who exactly is going to be doing this cleaning? Go on. I'll wait.
The air conditioning system uses UV light to kill pathogens. It also reduces the humidity to help prevent germs multiplying, responding to a stream of data from sensors fixed around the building, and wearable sensors used by staff.
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"wearable sensors used by staff." Hello yes, this is your combination body camera and humidity sensor. You can't turn it off while on campus. No not even in the bathroom. What are you so worried about? You can mute it and it doesn't point down. No one can see your bits while you shit.
In front of Laila's desk, the separation is done with plants. The staff got fed up with plastic everywhere a couple of years ago. They said it made the office feel like a hospital. Laila prefers the plants.
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I like how the article already acknowledges the hellscape of plastic partitions everywhere and conveniently provides a solution ahead of time.
It's 16:00 and time to go home. Laila moved to the suburbs with a friend after the lockdown in 2020. It's a longer commute, but she doesn't mind as it's only once a week.
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She doesn't mind it, and neither should you.
 
We need a term for this kind of sterile, privacy-free world they want. I like the name "staphpunk" because most people will constantly have MRSA or other antibiotic resistant infections and inevitably there's an antibiotic resistance pandemic that kills everyone because we decided to drown society in hand sanitizer and never let anyone get sick and everyone had a shitty immune system.

Sure is funny how no one's bringing up antibiotic resistance or weakened immune systems in response to the constant wearing of masks or oceans of hand sanitizer being used. Even though antibiotic resistant diseases kill over a million people a year and are considered one of the likeliest ways to spawn a real pandemic that kills more than just nursing home patients and diabetic landwhales.
 
NoReturn said:
This triggers my special brand of autism.

Accept the scans, citizens. Fuck you if you have a higher-than-normal resting temperature. Get a doctor's note. Provide your medical data to your employer.

You know what else is touchless? RFID cards and badge-scanners. This is just an excuse to install facial-recognition tech and make people accept it under the guise of "hygiene".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NMS2VnDveP8
Enjoy your cracked skin from the alcohol in the best case, and watered-down sanitizer that doesn't do jack shit. Destroy your own microbiome in the search for purity.

Who exactly is going to be doing this cleaning? Go on. I'll wait.

"wearable sensors used by staff." Hello yes, this is your combination body camera and humidity sensor. You can't turn it off while on campus. No not even in the bathroom. What are you so worried about? You can mute it and it doesn't point down. No one can see your bits while you shit.

I like how the article already acknowledges the hellscape of plastic partitions everywhere and conveniently provides a solution ahead of time.

She doesn't mind it, and neither should you.
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Laila should suck my penis. Semen is very high in protein and amino acids. I hear that's good for the immune system.
 
HTTP Error 404 said:
Oh.

Shit.

I just realized they never intended to let us open back up.

Flattening the curve has an unstated aspect to it -- the changes you make to "flatten" the curve must NEVER be undone or the curve will stop being flattened. The second you stop the lockdown, the curve unflattens.

The idiots in charge literally don't have an exit strategy for this. They're hoping for a vaccine potion to be science-alchemied up, the virus to just magically go away one day, or to push the end of this to some mythical "later" time so that they'll never have to make any hard choices other than "just STAY LOCKED DOWN what is WRONG WITH YOU don't you LUV DA magic SCIENCE rituals too?!!"

The only way this ends is if someone flat out stops them so they can have the responsibility taken away from them. Until then they'll literally try and force the entire world to stop rather than risk them being forced to take any responsibility for a decision.

We've elected an entire caste of non-leaders to leadership roles.
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A fun exercise is to see how draconian these retards get the second someone close to them dies.
They always turn into tyrants the second it actually effects them.

I don't know about you, but when feels over reals creates tyranny and warlords, it starts raising red flags - both communistically, and warningly.
 
Homegrown Homophobia said:
I want the "new normal" to be one where our ruling class (With the exception of men like Trump, Abe, Bolsonaro to name a few) are brought up against a red stained brick wall as the anxious, neurotic messes plead for their mercy in front of an uncaring firing squad.
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Ah yes, the Ceausescu special.
 
i miss the days when it wasn't required to go inside buildings with a mask. God i can't imagine how embarrassing this is gonna be in history books. Not that i give a fuck about them or anything, but it would be hilarious watching pro-lockdown freaks realize how counterproductive this whole thing has been
 
Save the Loli said:
We need a term for this kind of sterile, privacy-free world they want. I like the name "staphpunk" because most people will constantly have MRSA or other antibiotic resistant infections and inevitably there's an antibiotic resistance pandemic that kills everyone because we decided to drown society in hand sanitizer and never let anyone get sick and everyone had a shitty immune system.

Sure is funny how no one's bringing up antibiotic resistance or weakened immune systems in response to the constant wearing of masks or oceans of hand sanitizer being used. Even though antibiotic resistant diseases kill over a million people a year and are considered one of the likeliest ways to spawn a real pandemic that kills more than just nursing home patients and diabetic landwhales.
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This is the whole element that people really need to begin to understand, is the danger of the over abundance of sanitation, along side with the over prescription of antibiotics for every time someone gets the sniffles. Now to the extent of this specific virus lock-down "putting everyones immune system to shit," only would be possible if everyone totally 100% eliminated contact with the outside world. Which we all know is absolutely impossible, along with the element of the questionably when it came to the effectiveness of the masks to begin with. I think the masks personally are a good idea in a lot of aspects, but only for massive gatherings for the meantime.

Say if the data of the mask policy does not reflect any type of effective outcome, then we all know if the masks are actually a nonsensical notion. The antibiotic resistant infections are probably the scariest thing to most people, hence originally SARS && COVID technically are, because of the nature of being viral infections. Viral pneumonia already killed a lot of people in a year, the COVID situation doesn't entirely help either though. I think a lot of the issue with these type of pathogens is the majority of people are not really cautious about their health, nor really live say a sanitary lifestyle to begin with, along with the over prescription of medication that sometimes isn't needed, and even say at times a lack of access to medication.

Personally, in the beginning I thought that they where somewhat taking a necessary cautious approach, and that was just to see the nature of how this disease worked. Now we are 5 months in, we are all fully aware of the vulnerable populations, along with a lot of the properties of this virus. Antibody tests time and time again show that massive chunks of the population already have been exposed in the initial months of the pandemic. Lockdown's should of never been a nationally required thing, they should of been selective to hot spots, along side with shit should of been done back in January to prevent this type of disaster to happen to begin with.
 
SmokingPig said:
This is the whole element that people really need to begin to understand, is the danger of the over abundance of sanitation, along side with the over prescription of antibiotics for every time someone gets the sniffles. Now to the extent of this specific virus lock-down "putting everyones immune system to shit," only would be possible if everyone totally 100% eliminated contact with the outside world. Which we all know is absolutely impossible, along with the element of the questionably when it came to the effectiveness of the masks to begin with. I think the masks personally are a good idea in a lot of aspects, but only for massive gatherings for the meantime.

Say if the data of the mask policy does not reflect any type of effective outcome, then we all know if the masks are actually a nonsensical notion. The antibiotic resistant infections are probably the scariest thing to most people, hence originally SARS && COVID technically are, because of the nature of being viral infections. Viral pneumonia already killed a lot of people in a year, the COVID situation doesn't entirely help either though. I think a lot of the issue with these type of pathogens is the majority of people are not really cautious about their health, nor really live say a sanitary lifestyle to begin with, along with the over prescription of medication that sometimes isn't needed, and even say at times a lack of access to medication.

Personally, in the beginning I thought that they where somewhat taking a necessary cautious approach, and that was just to see the nature of how this disease worked. Now we are 5 months in, we are all fully aware of the vulnerable populations, along with a lot of the properties of this virus. Antibody tests time and time again show that massive chunks of the population already have been exposed in the initial months of the pandemic. Lockdown's should of never been a nationally required thing, they should of been selective to hot spots, along side with shit should of been done back in January to prevent this type of disaster to happen to begin with.
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Can't wait for the mask cultists to get hammered by the normal viruses that float around in the next few months. Stumbled over another site, similar to the one I've linked to before about HCQ studies, some Swiss group linking to and discussing studies for and against the effectiveness of masks. Not that it matters, mask usage is too politicized, but it's nice to have an actual list of actual studies when people scream there are none.

If I had a dollar for every time someone I knew went to get antibiotics for their cold or flu, I could probably buy you a good cup of coffee or a stiff drink. There's a lot of people who just can't seem to grasp the difference between a virus and bacteria. Also, given that China hands out antibiotics like candy for everything, those dumb fucks will probably start the resistant plague that kills everyone in the world except the Pajeets.
 
Save the Loli said:
We need a term for this kind of sterile, privacy-free world they want. I like the name "staphpunk" because most people will constantly have MRSA or other antibiotic resistant infections and inevitably there's an antibiotic resistance pandemic that kills everyone because we decided to drown society in hand sanitizer and never let anyone get sick and everyone had a shitty immune system.

Sure is funny how no one's bringing up antibiotic resistance or weakened immune systems in response to the constant wearing of masks or oceans of hand sanitizer being used. Even though antibiotic resistant diseases kill over a million people a year and are considered one of the likeliest ways to spawn a real pandemic that kills more than just nursing home patients and diabetic landwhales.
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You're not really gonna get an antibiotic-resistant bacterial infection from hand sanitizer. If we get some kind of ethanol-resistant or isopronapanol-resistant bacterium then lol good luck. That's how we got C. diff. They fucking shoot spores.

Weakening your immune system, eh, I don't know about that either. Not for a year. Should be fine.
 
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Wait, what
 
The Mayor of Anchorage is getting pushback against his "4 week reset" that he started in August. 4 Restaurants are refusing to comply, and today he came out saying that if the numbers decrease maybe his bullshit can be lifted in 2 weeks. Wow, how generous of him.

Yesterday 4 AK state reps were seen dining at Kriners, one of the restaurants staying open. LOL

Judge just issued an injuction against Kriners to shutdown. I hope he refuses to comply.
 
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More AWS-8Q Than You said:
They're suddenly concerned about people having to work again. I'm getting the feeling that Trump told them no more extra $600 neetbux.
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He said they're going to do some executive actions to address issues. But who knows what that means exactly. I assume the plan is to do some of the stuff the dems wanted to do through Congress, but on his own terms to deprive them of a better position. That only works if he's successful, though. Let's see what he does.
 
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