Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Smug Cat]

#RedRobin is trending (along with #CoronaKatie) because of this exchange:
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=_GP5_NQ_LEs

Spreading the plague to own the libs. Amazing.

It's been said before, but some people seem to like they will be spectators to the whole thing, just watching people riot and die through their screens, and they will stay comfy with tendies. It's a weirdly NEET attitude.

You can always tell who has never experienced a day of hardship in their lives. Nobody who has ever been hungry or homeless or faced real violence would have this retarded romanticized idea of this.

 

[Xenomorph]

Sure Mandeep I believe you.

 

[Twinkletard]

Gonna alex jones for a sec.

Tom Hanks doesn't really have the virus. He's being paid to act by the elite to convince people this isn't so bad. Like, "look at me, world. I'm fine and I had it, just a sniffle." Just as a way to ease old people into death. Only the young survive. That's when they microchip the survivors and put them into horrific human slave camps to perform bizarre sex rituals for elite pedophiles.

 

[Gentle George]

I hope that you are joking. Dehumanizing people is all fun and games, until you read on the news that mass graves are being dug, as in Iran this week,

yeah im just screwing around, don't get your balls twisted.

 

[Freya]

If you get the virus and are under 60 and healthy, your chances of dying are less than 1 per cent.

Confirmed cases in the US aren't over 10000. That ain't shit.


I still believe it is boomer driven hysteria.


The weather is getting warmer now which means less chances for it to spread. By April, the worst will be over.

 

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The most effective thing stores and other places could do would be to run humidifiers. I haven't heard of anyone doing that yet

That would cost money.

Okay Kiwi Farms, lets all say it together.

"Just wait till the City Monkeys start gang wars."

also an FYI for those who do not work retail.

Do you know one of the reasons Wal-mart is having problems keeping stuff in stock? They actively hacked out the larger portion of their back room/warehouse area for shit like Online Ordering Pickups and the Company stated they wanted to have as little int he back rooms as humanly possible. GOOD IDEA IN RETROSPECT HUH.

Oh, awesome, they were extending Just-in-time to our fucking food supply line. Super cheap for them, very effective, too... provided it never, ever, ever, ever, EVER gets disrupted.

The weather is getting warmer now which means less chances for it to spread. By April, the worst will be over.

12 new COVID-19 cases in Singapore, 8 discharged: MOH

SINGAPORE: The Ministry of Health announced 12 new COVID-19 cases - with nine imported ones - on Saturday (Mar 14), bringing the country's total ...

www.channelnewsasia.com

That curve looks awful familiar by this point.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

If you get the virus and are under 60 and healthy, your chances of dying are less than 1 per cent.

Confirmed cases in the US aren't over 10000. That ain't shit.


I still believe it is boomer driven hysteria.


The weather is getting warmer now which means less chances for it to spread. By April, the worst will be over.

It's going to mutate (it already is) and we don't know if it'll turn into a more lethal infection or a just become another seasonal and mild cold. We shouldn't lose our sense of urgency until we do know.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Not all of us. Food stamps were seriously a great impetus for me to eat better and lose weight. Just saying, not all your tax money is going to selfish waste.

Also, this hysteria finally made me go buy a bidet. I feel silly for waiting this long. They're cheap, simple to install and everyone should have one today.

I did say 90% You are just part of the 10% who aren't gaming the fucking system.

 

[tehpope]

Apparently, they're spraying kids down with disinfectant spray in Memphis.

I love the shot of the old lady with the yellow shopping bags over her head. Reminds me of the chinks with the water jugs over their heads.

 

[Xenomorph]

TP Fight

This is amazing, old woman fighting over some ass tissue.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

This gives a whole new meaning to backdoor deals.

 

[tehpope]

TP Fight

This is amazing, old woman fighting over some ass tissue.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The JZ Flair Show - The world has officially lost its mind! #toiletpapercrisis #ToiletPaperPan...mp4

That fat Karen should have gotten her ass knocked the fuck out by somebody. She has some in her cart already and is denying this old lady some. Fuck her, I hope if Society collapses and we go all Mad Max she ends up some ugly bald mother fuckers rape slave.

Edit : To Balance that out with some good news, a dude straight up paid for an old lady's 50 dollars of Canned Veg tables when she realized she forgot her wallet at home.

 

[ZMOT]

I see such a campaign as backfiring. Nobody want to hear a pity-party. These folks need to get off social media and lock themselves in the house. Either people care about infecting the vulnerable, or they could give a flying fuck. Never admit vulnerability and expect sympathy. Hard lesson from living in the city. And in college towns, actually.

Instead lock your doors and don't leave.

I can already see them trying to get pity points by being a "corona-survior"

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT00359580
The Amish have all sorts of genetic disorders fwi

Spoiler: Fucked up amish story that has nothing to do with Corona

My male friend responded to a classified asking for sperm donor to Amish women. He responded, and essentially they get outsiders to come in and cum in their women to diversify the blood line. He had to fuck the woman, both fully clothed, through a hole in a sheet with all of the bishops and male elders watching in a barn. I asked him if he would do it again (he made like 300$). He said no because of the smell.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Article from WaPo detailing the effects of social distancing on exponential growth curve of infections.

Another Darwin award winner tries to flee the UK for Dubai, forcing the other passengers to become quarantined for testing.

Another dumb social media feminist claims that masculinity is what's helping Corona-chan to progress, and that men must awaken their "feminine" to survive.

Extra hospital beds have been set up in a parking garage in Iran.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I swear this crap is straight out of Satan's asshole.

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TFW your toilet paper palace gives you the gift.

Sooner or later we're going to hear of someone with daddy issues deliberately infecting their elderly parents because they refuse to use their pronouns or some other .

Then xirs favorite boomer aunt gets wuflu because she was right by Dad when xir coughed.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

"Only some old people will die." "It's going to wipe out half the world's population."
"The hot weather will help neutralize it." "It's still going strong in hot climates and will be even worse next winter."
"Everyone's overreacting, it'll blow over in a couple months." "All the governments know something we don't and that's why everything's shutting down."
"Most people will just have mild symptoms." "It will ravage your body and leave you a shambled husk for life."

I don't even know what to think anymore. Every day it's 50 wildly different outlooks rapid firing and bouncing all over each other that I want to just tune it all out, but I know I can't because it's important to remain informed. I just wish things were more definitive instead of this constant "He said she said" insanity...

 

[tehpope]

Extra hospital beds have been set up in a parking garage in Iran.
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Holy shit. I don't think the open air will do people with Corona Chan any favors.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Apparently, this was taken at O'Hare airport.

STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE UPPER MIDWEST. We don't need your money that badly.

Holy shit. I don't think the open air will do people with Corona Chan any favors.

Hey, hey - Iran knows what they're about. The cool air will help the patients with their fever, and if they get too sick, then workers can always pull the structure down and bury the bodies that way. INSHALLAH.

Perhaps the smell of motor oil and dirt will speed their recovery too.