Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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I think Trump either has a head cold or allergies. Probably all full up on allergy medicine, plus has a stuffy nose, but is trying to look as healthy as possible.
 
National Emergency two very big words. I would say those are medium size words mister president. Also if you ever wonder why in some speeches he's low energy it's because it doesn't take his ephedrine when giving a serious speech. inb4 he doesn't do drugs, look half these mofo we elect are drug users just like the rest of us. At least he doesn't drink after his brother drank himself to death. Gacked out trump is best trump.
 
LazyLizard said:
not really, the dude is a great speaker, that's the whole reason he got elected. now he can't even say a full sentence without slurring or repeating himself, he is completely out of it.
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He's usually snappy and so the meandering isn't as noticeable.
 
So when he says national emergency is it like Chinas national emergency or like the one obama declared on fatness (which ironically enough probably did more to help us prepare than this admin so far)

When should i expect the tanks to be set up all around the nation

eternal dog mongler said:
I think EMTALA just got suspended.

Welcome to hell.
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Oh fuck. I hope morticans are ready for the biggest rush of their lives. I think we'll finally see if you can burn 6 million bodies witb X amount of ovens over X amount of years
 
So this thing is the bastard child of a flu on steroids and the genophage?
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Looks like the Benadryl haze.

Trump also aught to approve Federal Disater Relief Unemployment Assistance nation wide for anyone not able to work due to Corona Chan. The infustructure is already there.
 
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