27/01/2020Dump #1 (major, verified and important information)
This is gonna be short, I'll make a larger post later. It was straya day.
Also I have to point out something, many posts include my own in this megathread contains misinformation and/or fake news. There's just no way to crosscheck everything. That's why I refuse to post "medical advice", I don't trust Chinanet armchair immunologists.
I plan to dump two types of information lots from now on. One would be translating Weibo autism, sharing memes and laughing at the stupidity, the other will contain information from verified sources that actually matter, such as attempts to gather information on the virus, the current polling, and posts from experts dispelling misinformation.
1. The 4 major politicians of the region, one is fired. They are called the "4 knights of Apocalypse".
3 knights left, all of which are goofy fucktards. Politicians all around the globe seem to be just unpleasant people.
Left to right, mask not covering nose, maskless, and mask on fucking backwards.
By the way, Wuhan now fines people for not wearing a mask. Start from these idiots.
2. Wuhan houses 11,000,000 residents. 11 million. There's only 500 million left. This is according to Wuhan's own statistics, there's no reason to lie here. This basically means there are 600 million people from Wuhan scattered out there, aka escapees. We will be seeing the heads of politicians in the area rolling
3. People have taken it to their own streets attempting to block out the province of Hubei, such as filling the roads with junk so cars can't drive pass. This is illegal, but I'm sure no one would be against it at this moment.
4. 585 samples were gathered at the Wuhan Seafood market, 33 of which contains the new coronavirus, I'll refer to it as 2019-nCov from now on. 33 out of 585 might sound little, it's 33/585=0.05641 or almost 6 fucking percent! A sample can be just a swab swiped across the wall or some water. So 6 out of 100 contains the virus, it's safe to say that the place needs a firebomb.
Officially verified, the virus comes from wild animals.
6. Weibo armchair immunologists claim that the virus won't survive long outside of the human body. This claim is called a lie, dangerous, and delusional.
- Not all viruses are the same, just because AIDS and other STIs can't live outside of a host doesn't mean 2019-nCov can't.
- The virus definitely has a cure, it just needs to be made. I can't be bothered to look up all the technical jargon to translate that entire lot. It talks about analysis and some kind of cure to a recent illness called Hepatitis C developed by Gilead Sciences having a 99% cure rate, a medical miracle.
- He talks about some (CEIBS??) Public Spokesman being delusional in claiming that viruses don't threaten human lives.
- 70% of flu patients get it upon contact with contaminated objects, such as when someone sneezes on a door handle. Viruses can survive 24 hours easily in a dry place, such as elevators. This envisions the importance of face masks and hand washing.
Here's a long post with gifs where medical experts are working on viruses. It's said that EBOLA comes from bats as well, yuck. God's given right to eat animals my butt, God does work in mysterious ways, where fucked up people would eat bats raw and create some fucked up virus passing it onto innocent individuals.
Link
I hate these long Chinese URLs.
7. There's factories manufacturing FAKE 3M MASKS, busted. Whoever runs the factory should be shot, how soulless does one get?
Masks are low quality, not packed in a clean room... it's better to not use them because the materials involved could be worse than the fucking virus.
Fake on left real on right.
Fake ones have shit printing, on the right is a fake.
Font. Fake on right real on left. 3M font has diagonal stripes.
8. Something funnier...
"Difference between you and Blacks would be skin colour", says the comment. This is way funnier than Sargon's White Nigger remark, I'm stealing it for sure. Now that I seriously think about it, the comment manages to be simultaneously racist and not racist at the same time. It can mean "there's no difference among humans but skin colour, we're all the same inside and we have the same potential", or "you're a nigger but with a different shade of skin". Kudos Chinanet, what a brilliant comment.
The post is bashing some escapees from Wuhan getting mad at Shanghainese for their unwillingness to assist in their escape to Shanghai.
Yeah... right. I'm sure people from Shanghai would love more virus riddled idiots. These escapees used the good'ole method running throughout the thread, eating medicine to suppress the fever so they can make it pass detection.
Good to see the farms having virus prevention measures. The virus can be prevented, by autism spreads like an Australian wildfire.
