Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[TheJelqster]

I like our new hazmat suits, did the virus escaped to the web?

 

[Otterly]

I feel the hazmat suit goes well with my avatar and I would like to retain it.
The other reason they’re in nappies/diapers is that those suits are quite fragile and don’t take well to being taken on and off. And they will want to not be burning through them. If they’re in a situation where they don’t have enough staff to help people in and out of a fresh suit every time, it’s more efficient to just piss is a diaper.

 

[Ahriman]

I like our new hazmat suits, did the virus escaped to the web?

We can't be too sure these days. I'm just happy papi Jersh broke out his hazmat suits stockpile and had plenty for us all, so we can shitpost safely.

 

[millais]

Hopefully the virus will mutate into a less lethal strain in the coming weeks.

 

[Judge Holden]

YES! FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKIN NEWS

California, Arizona Cases Push US Tally of New Virus to 5

The U.S. has five confirmed cases of the new virus from China, all among people who traveled to the city at the center of the outbreak, health officials said Sunday. Two new cases were reported Sunday — one in Los Angeles County in California and the other in Maricopa County, Arizona. The...

www.nbclosangeles.com

Die screaming LA, die screaming.

 

[Fork Cartel]

Loving the new hazmats, thanks null for watching out for our avatars.

 

[God of Nothing]

Hopefully the virus will mutate into a less lethal strain in the coming weeks.

Well, anything can happen at this rate. That would be a pretty ideal scenario. We'll have two different common colds to contend with for the rest of mankind's future.

 

[JongleJingle]

Vielen Dank, Null. I'll go grab the shotguns and bitching coats in a bit.

 

[Mr. Faget]

My avatar was already hazmatted. Now it has doubleprotection from the Kung Flu. Thanks, Null!

Not sure if this virus will ever be fatal to anyone beyond the old/infirm, but it is definitely spreading faster than any officials have been willing to admit aloud. It's likely in a lot more places and people than what we're hearing, especially if it's even half as fast as these updates make it seem.

 

[Judge Holden]

TBH im withholding all judgement/panic/rioting until we get a halfway reliable mortality rate. Dont want to start staking out my warlord turf if this shit is gonna only be <1% lethal

 

[Ahriman]

YES! FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKIN NEWS

California, Arizona Cases Push US Tally of New Virus to 5

The U.S. has five confirmed cases of the new virus from China, all among people who traveled to the city at the center of the outbreak, health officials said Sunday. Two new cases were reported Sunday — one in Los Angeles County in California and the other in Maricopa County, Arizona. The...

www.nbclosangeles.com

Die screaming LA, die screaming.

Now this I can't be upset about. Quite the contrary.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

eating through the suit.

 

[Judge Holden]

Now this I can't be upset about. Quite the contrary.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2TsQ18RWkDI

I believe this is a far more appropriate Joker clip...

Bet they are happy they made intentionally poz-holing somebody a non-felony. Enjoy what happens when AIDs meets the Rider of Wuhan

* also im patenting "The Rider of Wuhan" as a disease nickname because fuck you I like tolkien *

 

[Entry Team To TOC]

It's times like this I'm glad to be living somewhere up north in the States and out in the boonies, comparatively speaking. I'd be surprised if this shit got over my way. Now watch as talk like that ensures I go down with lungs full of gunk and choke to death.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It's in a virus' "best interests" not to kill off its victims. The sicker a person gets, the less likely they are to move around & the lower the chance of onward transmission. In the coming weeks, we'll see a full range of symptoms - from a minor head crud to a full on cytokine storm, lungs filling with guck & an almost 'Wu-bola' death for some unfortunates.

Over time, this will "settle down" to being another, albeit more serious, human respiratory infection. An equilibrium will be reached.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Thanks Null. This makes me feel safe in my quarantined shelter.

 

[lameandgay2]

At least my family no longer think my prepping is delusional and autistic.
What will YOU do when SHTF, MOM!!! GOD!!!!!

 

[JongleJingle]

YES! FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKIN NEWS

California, Arizona Cases Push US Tally of New Virus to 5

The U.S. has five confirmed cases of the new virus from China, all among people who traveled to the city at the center of the outbreak, health officials said Sunday. Two new cases were reported Sunday — one in Los Angeles County in California and the other in Maricopa County, Arizona. The...

www.nbclosangeles.com

Die screaming LA, die screaming.

Can't wait for the regular suspects in Twitter to say the virus is inherently homophobic for killing people.

Like it's a person or something.

Please don't kill me Corona-Chan, I'm just dabbing on the Libs, your a person to me UWU

 

[somerandomfurryfag]

Respirator manufacturers and sellers are swimming in money right now lol.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I got sent this document from our government. It's basically some information about the virus and how to prevent the propagation of it. I love how in the document it says that no cases have been reported on the US.

They're advising to stay calm and that the virus doesn't represent a threat to us, as if we had no chinks here.