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I doubt it, least from China. Only people who will have access to the true figures will likely be health minister, interior minister (internal security), defense minister, CCP Politburo Standing Committee and Xi. Gonna see a lot of lights on late at night in certain Chinese leadership offices.
I was implying that the incubation period for all these Corona chinks out and about and perhaps some that they have already infected in the real world would have ended by then. So we'd be getting our first numbers outside the CCP
 
You know, in a cold blooded way, it's good that we're able to snatch up people infected with the corona virus here in the West.

Some of these people ran to Seattle, Paris, Berlin, Australia, and now we've got them in the hospital.

Why is it good, you may ask. Well, simple.

I wouldn't trust China to give up the genome sequence for this shit. The first one would probably be the sequence for a random cat's anus. The second would be probably the rhinovirus. The third would probably be Soviet Weaponized Smallpox from the 1970's that some chink copied off of a website. The fourth would be corona virus, only with sections of the genome replaced with "PRESIDENT XI BEST PRESIDENT" and other parts replaced with DVD rips of Rise of the Skywalker data.

Now that Western nations have early versions of the disease, we can run our own sequences without hoping that the courier from Chinkland doesn't sell it for dope money.
 
You know, in a cold blooded way, it's good that we're able to snatch up people infected with the corona virus here in the West.

Some of these people ran to Seattle, Paris, Berlin, Australia, and now we've got them in the hospital.

Why is it good, you may ask. Well, simple.

I wouldn't trust China to give up the genome sequence for this shit. The first one would probably be the sequence for a random cat's anus. The second would be probably the rhinovirus. The third would probably be Soviet Weaponized Smallpox from the 1970's that some chink copied off of a website. The fourth would be corona virus, only with sections of the genome replaced with "PRESIDENT XI BEST PRESIDENT" and other parts replaced with DVD rips of Rise of the Skywalker data.

Now that Western nations have early versions of the disease, we can run our own sequences without hoping that the courier from Chinkland doesn't sell it for dope money.
Til the west saves china from itself for the 20th or so time by making treatments quickly and efficiently more so then the CCP ever could
 
You know what one of the upsides of mass hysteria is? that more than a few autists that never clean themselves will hopefully start cleaning themselves regularly. So if you are one of those autists don't just wash your hands but also cut your fingernails too.
 
Good god it’s a miracle they didn’t have a pandemic back in the Sixties. I bet all the endangered animals around the world are being hunted for treatments that don’t do shit
They did. Look up the Hong Kong Flu. It killed 1 million people in 1969.
 
As a bioweapon, this one is pretty shitty. Bioweapons are typically used like nerve gas; area of denial weapons. Anthrax is an ideal bioweapon because it produces spores that are relatively stationary, but carried back by troops and shit. The problem with area of denial weapons is that they're indiscriminate and basically useless. Nerve gas and chemical weapons can blow back on your own troops and bio weapons can have unintended targets.

Not to mention if you make a bioweapon and it spreads all over the world killing millions and people find out its you, your nation is pretty much gone. Bioweapons aren't and never have been worth it unless you're a doomsday cultist or a terrorist.

Its like a nuke you can't control, its functionally worthless. Not to mention they're expensive, difficult to make and prone to shit like this. Which is why China would develop one, they're fucking idiots.
 
As a bioweapon, this one is pretty shitty. Bioweapons are typically used like nerve gas; area of denial weapons. Anthrax is an ideal bioweapon because it produces spores that are relatively stationary, but carried back by troops and shit. The problem with area of denial weapons is that they're indiscriminate and basically useless. Nerve gas and chemical weapons can blow back on your own troops and bio weapons can have unintended targets.

Not to mention if you make a bioweapon and it spreads all over the world killing millions and people find out its you, your nation is pretty much gone. Bioweapons aren't and never have been worth it unless you're a doomsday cultist or a terrorist.

Its like a nuke you can't control, its functionally worthless. Not to mention they're expensive, difficult to make and prone to shit like this. Which is why China would develop one, they're fucking idiots.
How are you sure it's a bioweapon? For all we know it could just be a natural virus.
Yes I know the bio lab was near but still.
 
I'm going to go with the conventional wisdom that rural chinese people have some pretty disgusting habits.
 
As a bioweapon, this one is pretty shitty. Bioweapons are typically used like nerve gas; area of denial weapons. Anthrax is an ideal bioweapon because it produces spores that are relatively stationary, but carried back by troops and shit. The problem with area of denial weapons is that they're indiscriminate and basically useless. Nerve gas and chemical weapons can blow back on your own troops and bio weapons can have unintended targets.

Not to mention if you make a bioweapon and it spreads all over the world killing millions and people find out its you, your nation is pretty much gone. Bioweapons aren't and never have been worth it unless you're a doomsday cultist or a terrorist.

Its like a nuke you can't control, its functionally worthless. Not to mention they're expensive, difficult to make and prone to shit like this. Which is why China would develop one, they're fucking idiots.
There's three types of bioweapons.

You have your MAD versions, which are lethal as fuck and fast spreading and linger around in the animal kingdom and in feces/urine. Shit like enhanced smallpox, y.pestis modded out, and other shit. It's designed to have high infection rate, quick acting to the incapacitation stage, nasty 7 or higher spread ratings, and can be carried by livestock and rats and pigeons. End of the world shit ala Captain Tripps (Which burned too fast).

You have your debilitating agents. These are designed to linger around, low lethality but incapacitating symptoms, designed to keep troops in the barracks or at the medical stations, the hospitals overburdened, the factories unmanned, and the population tired and sick. Anthrax is in there, but not too good because its lethality is up there. Weakened smallpox is good, modded influenza is good, one of the pneumonia variants are OK.

You have your chronic ones. Corona-virus fits nicely in your little arsenal there. Long incubation, high spread value, debilitating with a taste for the old and infirm (That's party leaders and career politicians and older generals right there, as well as the rich and powerful, meaning everyone will see THEM getting extreme life saving measures while Joe Chink has to die in the gutter), moves through the animal population which can effect livestock and wild animals.

It's actually pretty goddamn close to a bioweapon developers wet dream. Maybe try to tweak it so it's communicable while it's still in the invisible incubation stage, but that runs the risk of not being able to detect it before it's infectious meaning it can run out of control.

Now, you combine it with swine flu FUCKING their pork production, rumors this came from wild eating, and all the other fun stuff, combined with a hilariously inept totalitarian government, and you've got a match made in heaven.

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Kill everyone bioweapons are part of the MAD system. Good for wiping out the world, bad for warfare.

You want to take over the country, as well as its people. Rolling your troops into where there's nothing but corpses and end-stage hysteria spasm damage might seem great, but all you've got is a large area that quickly moves to anarchy and worse as everyone rushes for the newly opened for colonization land.

You wanna keep troops in the barracks and unable to fight, the factories offline, the infrastructure overburdened and paralyzed, the food delivery systems shattered, the politicians sick, the generals sick, and the civilian population unable to fight back as you roll in and begin immunizations of the populace and delivering food and getting their water, sewage, and electricity back under your benevolent rulership.

Not roll into a massive cemetary full of fucking corpses that have now given you a SHITLOAD of other problems since you have 1.2 billion people rotting in the streets, buildings, subways, and everything else, with damage done in the hysteria phase having caused massive disasters.
 
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So we can add an actual fucking plague to Australia’s year of hell. Fire, Flood, Hailstones the size of goats and the fucking spiders. Always the fucking spiders. I think it’s safe to say at this point that God hates Australians.
 
So we can add an actual fucking plague to Australia’s year of hell. Fire, Flood, Hailstones the size of goats and the fucking spiders. Always the fucking spiders. I think it’s safe to say at this point that God hates Australians.
they must of really been fucked with while posting on /int/, thing is aussie shitposters are the cockroaches of the world, their wildlife has prepared them for this moment
 
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