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I was thinking either an animated adventure where anthropomorphic germs learn to train and ride bats to escape their oppressors or a hilariously shit managed facility that got bats in its belfry. But that's good too.
Crap I really want to make that now.
 
Wuhan is home to the equivalent of Fort Deitrick. That lab holds viruses that could wipe out millions. It's inexcusable to let things go on like this.

Wait till some idiot arrogant "My bat testicle soup is superior to what you poors eat" chink decides that they're holding the cure in the Wuhan lab.

Imagine ~100k rioters storming that building and breaking containment.

Praise Nurgle, it's all coming together

One thing stuck in my head this morning.

The reason to deploy the police to Wuhan is the same reason they'll keep harping that this disease came from eating snakes and bats and turtles assholes.

If the population gets panicky and angry enough that cute little bioweapons lab could end up the target of rumors and shit by scared and angry people. It would only take a few groups thinking that if the disease came from there then they have the cure there too.

Then you get a mob storming the place (Like some hospitals got stormed in Africa during the Ebola Chan Tour) and tearing it up.

THEN you have a fucking problem as these dipshits do only God knows what chinks would do in a bioweapons lab looking for a cure for their sniffles and coughs.

Move the military in to cordon off the city, protect "infrastructure" and guard the fuck out of the bioweapons lab, hope the population doesn't chimp the fuck out, keep saying the disease came from turtle buttholes, snake vaginas, and bat balls.

Ah, I'm not the only one who realized that bioweapons lab is set up for the third act, when the shit hits the fan.
 
I kind of like how everyone's completely forgotten about Iran now. Ayatollah's going to have to come up with something extraordinary to get any attention back now Chinky SuperAIDS (PRC EDITION) (TM) is all over the news. If Beijing keeps this fiasco going, nbody will remember where Iran even IS in a another week which may actually suit the regime right now. Less than a week if it emerges that virus came from the WuHan bioweapon facility.

The Soviets had some rare old bioweapon oopses back in the day, One day they did something silly to a filter in an anthrax factory and dosed a whole town downwind of them by mistake, which they then wouldn't admit to, telling everyone who came down with the disease it must have come from bad meat. 66 people died and but for the actions of a heroic pathologist who made sure to hide samples of tissue around her lab for future examination, they may well have got away with the lie.

 
wash your hands properly, wear gloves. Get into the habit of never touching your face or eyes when you’re out and aboit. When you go home change your clothes and shower. If you get any symptoms (including diarrhoea) see a doc. SARS was mainly droplet transmission but faeces and urine were also found to contain virus which means its probably in all body fluids.
Serious as a heart attack when I say this: In China, no one washes their hands. Ever.

The only place you see liquid hand soap is hotels. I've had friends visit the US for the first time and think the soap in the bathroom is for masturbation.

They also don't keep leftovers in the fridge. They buy fresh meat and vegetables for meals every day. It's all kept in the open, you squeeze the steak the same way you would fruit in the West.

There are infected walking around markets right now, feeling meat with their bare hands and damning the family that will eventually eat it.

The entire Country is a death trap in a pandemic. High density urban housing, incredibly low standards of hygiene, highly suggestible populace that will believe whatever the government tells them, food handling standards on par with a city dump. Plus people absolutely hate doctors.
 
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I kind of like how everyone's completely forgotten about Iran now. Ayatollah's going to have to come up with something extraordinary to get any attention back now Chinky SuperAIDS (PRC EDITION) (TM) is all over the news. If Beijing keeps this fiasco going, nbody will remember where Iran even IS in a another week which may actually suit the regime right now. Less than a week if it emerges that virus came from the WuHan bioweapon facility.

The Soviets had some rare old bioweapon oopses back in the day, One day they did something silly to a filter in an anthrax factory and dosed a whole town downwind of them by mistake, which they then wouldn't admit to, telling everyone who came down with the disease it must have come from bad meat. 66 people died and but for the actions of a heroic pathologist who made sure to hide samples of tissue around her lab for future examination, they may well have got away with the lie.

That was the anthrax one I mentioned before. The smallpox outbreak happened in a closed city now called Kantubek. Since the fall of the USSR it's a ghost town on what used to be an island in what used to be the Aral sea before the Soviets accidentally all the water.

Anyway, back in the 70s a cloud of weaponized smallpox got out of the lab and drifted over part of the town and on a ship on the Aral sea. Fortunately since they were a closed city and still an island at the time it was pretty easy to shut that shit down. They also dumped a bunch of anthrax contaminated shit from the above mentioned incident in the area.

After 9/11 and the anthrax letters, the US assisted in the decontamination of the anthrax dump on the site, which had since become connected to the mainland and desertified. However, at the collapse of the USSR, the scientists tried to burn down the labs before abandoning the site, but apparently there's still beakers and sealed shit. Explorers in full hazard gear had their respirators get clogged real fast, so it may well still be a biohazard.
 
Doctors are treated like absolute shit in China.

Low pay, long hours, direction by ignorant party bosses, ignorant populace that just wants traditional remedies and believes they know better than you. Automatic low social credit score, you buy all your shit at the window and travel on the tard train.

Waiters get paid better, eat better, and receive more respect. But if you made the mistake of getting a degree in medicine, this is your job for the rest of your life. Higher suicide rate amongst Chinese doctors than Foxconn plant employees.

The culture is very screwed up. If you're sick, your family might offer a doctor a bribe to save your life. If it doesn't work out, your family might kill that doctor. Police would side with the family, the bribe culture is so strong they often look at failure to perform miracles as fraud. There are a lot of stories of doctors being disappeared for a few months, only for their families to receive letters of confession to murdering their patients for money.

Just so you know I'm not shitposting:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HspStZXo1rU
When your artificial food and industrial "cooking processes" can't murder this disease, it may be time for concern.



China was caught recently running a factory that still produced CFC's, which were banned in 1995. Globally. Let me repeat that - CFC's were banned globally, in 1995, because they were one of the few times that the Climate Crusader's have had anything resembling a valid complaint, which was "CFC's are fucking up the ozone layer, and we should stop making them." Lo and behold, the planet (except China, apparently) stopped making them, and like pharmaceutical companies, the modern Climate Crusaders realized that solving problems was all well and good, but didn't lead to the long-term opportunity to siphon tax revenue into an artificial economy designed to benefit themselves, and pretty much no one else.



But all the "Social Media Communists" have repeatedly assured me that a socialist/communist system would be the most efficient and compassionate way to deliver healthcare, because "healthcare is a human right", and it's totally reasonable to force people like medical professionals to provide entirely free labour.
China are corpratists, not socialists

So much for this plan:

 
The World Health Organization announces with deep sadness the sudden death of Dr Peter Salama, Executive Director of WHO’s Division for Universal Health Coverage – Life Course.

So, on the scale of 9/11, how fucked are we, given the fact that the WHO brass is dropping dead from heart attacks?

Been scanning through articles about his death. Very touching comments from colleagues and friends, a lot of background on his work and accolades.

What I'm not seeing, is cause of death for an apparently healthy 50yo man to "die suddenly".
 
1 doctor in Wuhan died.
https://m.weibo.cn/detail/4464556883325218
【悲痛!湖北一位医生因新型肺炎离世】湖北省中西医结合医院耳鼻喉科医生、第一批支援的科主任#梁武东医生因新冠肺炎去世#。2020年1月16日,梁武东医生疑似感染新型冠状病毒肺炎,18日,其转到金银潭医院就诊,于1月25日早上7时许不幸去世,享年62岁。#除夕夜的武汉# (湖北日报)

[Tragedy! A doctor in Wupei died due to the new virus]
Dr. Wudon Leung ,62, one of the first to combat the new epidemic, who is also the supervisor of ENT in Wupei Hospital of Combination of Traditional and Western Medicine, has fallen to the new virus. Dr Leung was suspected to have been infected at 16th this month, was transferred to Jinyintan Hospital at 18th, and succumbed to the disease at 7am, 25/01/2020.

On my phone so it's hard to type out, but tried my best.
Rumor has it that another has fallen at the moment.
 
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So are the Chinese refusing modern medical practices yet in favor of some exotic quackery that promises them immortality? Also what’s so good about traditional medicine?

This was covered a few dozen pages back. I'm not well versed on it, but...

Mao killed all the smart people in his purges. They couldn't afford to import actual medicine. But the Communists are not allowed to be wrong, ever, so they brainwashed the survivors into thinking shoving ginger and endangered tiger paw pills in your asshole is the same -- no, better, because it's CHINESE -- than chemotherapy or antibiotics or whatnot.

Meanwhile, they took an entire generation of "privileged" kids and dragged them out into indoctrination camps, where they learned ass backwards stupid shit like "scorpion patties are better than beef" and "Communism works."


If that sounds kinda familiar, that's what they're slowly working up to in the US via the corruption of the colleges.
 
What cracks me is that its always fucking China. You can almost always backtrack the origin of an epidemic back to China.
Can we just glass the shithole and be done with it? It has been more of a nuisance than help throughout history at this point.
Give it another 2 weeks for the country to become extremely weak first. Then after you glass the shit out of the country either give it to the japs as they're all pacified towards west or just plant a glowie like America always does and call it a day.
 
1 doctor in Wuhan died.
fuck sake, how fast does this incubate do they know?
Also this chick freaking the fuck out as she is Murican and in Wuhan :story: 😷

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This was covered a few dozen pages back. I'm not well versed on it, but...

Mao killed all the smart people in his purges. They couldn't afford to import actual medicine. But the Communists are not allowed to be wrong, ever, so they brainwashed the survivors into thinking shoving ginger and endangered tiger paw pills in your asshole is the same -- no, better, because it's CHINESE -- than chemotherapy or antibiotics or whatnot.

Meanwhile, they took an entire generation of "privileged" kids and dragged them out into indoctrination camps, where they learned ass backwards stupid shit like "scorpion patties are better than beef" and "Communism works."


If that sounds kinda familiar, that's what they're slowly working up to in the US via the corruption of the colleges.
Good god it’s a miracle they didn’t have a pandemic back in the Sixties. I bet all the endangered animals around the world are being hunted for treatments that don’t do shit
 
Not usually in this section of the Farms but biowarfare & pandemic potential diseases are my 1 warped... "hobby" or more accurately, interest.

The numbers are growing exponentially, especially compared to the early reports of SARS but part of that is because they've already got lab testing available & those test reagents are being sent everywhere. There's also a seemingly more open approach by China although I think they're still keeping a close hold on a few specifics.

It's a coronavirus & those typically cause colds. I'm betting that for every case positively lab tested, no matter how severe the illness, there are a shit ton of milder cases out in the community or communities. That's both good & bad - good because the real case fatality rate, (if could know the true extent of case numbers), is considerably lower than it appears. Bad because a corona 'cold' can pass through several generations of infection without notice. Xing Wa in Wuhan catches a cold, passes it to his neighbour who travels to another city & a few transmissions later, it pops up in... Berlin & can't really be traced.

The case numbers will continue to grow exponentially for some weeks at least, with jumps in deaths lagging by about a week. MOST deaths are older and/or have pre-existing medical conditions. This is NOT looking anything like smallpox, H5N1 or anything with a really high case fatality rate... not yet at least & we'd be seeing indications of that if it were so inclined.

Eat well, get your sleep. fresh air & wash your hands a lot. Most people have nothing to fear.
 
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