Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Quantum Diabetes]

Have sex incel

Do you think if I offered her fresh innocent souls she'd let me hit it?

 

[Psyduck]

Fuckin Drumph

 

[Vlinny-kun]

This is why China's planning to buy lots of pork from the USA.

What if we said no to them, or better yet inflate the prices so high that we get back what we lose from all the shit we outsource from them? We could have these dog-baking insects on their knees if we were smart about this, and they fully deserve it too.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Have sex incel

an incel having sex is by definition rape, why are you a rape supporter?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

an incel having sex is by definition rape, why are you a rape supporter?

All they do is bitch about not being raped

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Have sex incel

Give birth

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Stop all planes to and from China, their filthy, disgusting hygiene habits will put the world at risk. They’re also spreading measles in tech centers throughout the US.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

All they do is bitch about not being raped

Look, what I did to get 3 seconds as an extra on "Henry Danger" is between me and my therapist. Jace Norman is soooooooo cute

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Vox Headline: Why a Chinese disease proves that this is Trump's America and why dying is a good thing.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Is this the beginning of Pandemic IRL? I need to make it to Madagascar before things get too out of hand.

 

[Unsweet]

What is up with the Chunks and breeding these new viruses every few years? Is there some secret bunker where they CRISPR them up from political dissidents and Muslims?

I was thinking the same thing lmao. Oh China trying to keep up with Africa as the world's factory of infectious diseases.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

Stop all planes to and from China, their filthy, disgusting hygiene habits will put the world at risk. They’re also spreading measles in tech centers throughout the US.

Tech companies need a good purge

 

[millais]

Supposedly they are being fairly transparent with their response this time around, so hopefully it won't be hidden until too late.

 

[JosephStalin]

but if it only wipes out China and Africa is it really a humanitarian crisis?

Unfortunately, the disease will know no bounds. We protect our people by helping fight the disease in Africa/China. Beats the shit out of fighting that flu here.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

Supposedly they are being fairly transparent with their response this time around, so hopefully it won't be hidden until too late.

I don't think they really have a choice in this matter. China had already taken a series of punches to the nose thank to major setbacks and recent scrutiny over their actions. The swine flu in particular doesn't seem to show any signs of stopping, and (one of) the last thing(s) the CCP wants is to be considered responsible for two worldwide epidemics rampaging simultaneously. Eating some crow would go a long way compared to being caught in another, potentially lethal, lie.

 

[Brundlefly]

Luckily there are large numbers of Uyghurs available for human experimentation to help develop a cure.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Is the disease called Solanum by any chance?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Give birth

Only in front of a "Transwomen need Pap smears and tampons reeee" tranny (provided he's restrained in chains and a face mask like Hannibal Lecter).

 

[ditto]

TFW you develop a deadly virus to wreck havoc on your competitor's economy during trade talks, only for it to leak out and kill your own citizens instead.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Oh look, yet another virus originating from China. Serves those chinks right.