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talk sh1t said:
Did I forget to wake up this morning and am lucid dreaming right now? Did the UK seriously just drop all Covid restrictions after being caught partying without maskless, completely devaluing said restrictions in the process? How is this not the defining moment of these past two years? How is Germany at the same time pushing for a vaccine mandate? Why are generic pharmaceuticals and just going outside now considered as valid as homeopathy and crystal healing? 'ello 'ello? Is this on? 'ello?
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The best thing about the UK’s sudden reversal is that COVID mandates have been clearly exposed as being political bargaining chips rather than counters for the “deadly virus.” Cultists btfo
 
teriyakiburns said:
the cheekiest


I've travelled all over the world, and without fail, the majority of women in every country I've been to have been ugly as sin, with a relative few being on the attractive side. Turns out sturgeon's law also applies to faces. The outsider perception of women from different countries depends entirely on how much exposure that outsider population has to the locals, which in all but a few cases is "none".
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Hell, its getting rare to see an attractive female anywhere, anymore. Me and my buddy had a favorite store to work because it was a college town. We usually worked overnight, because its easier to fix shit when a store is closed. But we'd have jobs that could be done in the daytime on occasion, and those days were the best. The restaurant was right by the college, so we'd circle the block on a nice sunny day before work, just checking out the women in sundresses and appreciating women and life and nature and beauty. Not even being sleazebags about it, no leering or lewd comments, just two dudes smoking a blunt and being happy, like "How fortunate are we to witness such an assortment of sunshine and beauty on our way to work." I fucking loved that job, but for way more than just that.

I had to drive through there over the summer. Lets just say I saw a LOT more dangerhaired wierdos and a lot less women who cared about their appearance. Pour one out for the death of standards. This bullshit pandemic, or maybe just modern society in general, has destroyed far more than most people will ever realize.

Hollywood Hitler said:
People weren't allowed to go to the dentist for 2 years
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2 years, not two decades. 2 years if she is performing fellatio on statuary. And that just means shes got shit head game. Strike 2, bitch.
 
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Basic Blonde Boy said:
Behold, The new hero to Democrats…
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AdqVhw8LFe0
Sorry if late, my dad just started talking about it tonight.
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I didn't know Hitler and his oratory skills had a fanbase in Mexico.

I'm travelling cross country tomorrow. As I have the last two years, I will refuse to wear a mask and thoroughly enjoy watching fat Karens get pissed off and angry :D
 
Fliddaroonie said:
I didn't know Hitler and his oratory skills had a fanbase in Mexico.

I'm travelling cross country tomorrow. As I have the last two years, I will refuse to wear a mask and thoroughly enjoy watching fat Karens get pissed off and angry :biggrin:
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He is becoming popular because our ‘intellectual’ comedians have found the bastion of common sense to spread to their fan base of older folk that have clapped at the same Republican bad jokes since 2007.

I heard Kimmel too, but cannot find a clip.
 
Billy Beer said:
I laughed at that more than I should have.

The rest of the UK is binning restrictions

www.bbc.co.uk

Covid-19: NI to scrap vaccine passports in pubs and restaurants

Stormont ministers agree to drop the use of vaccine passports in hospitality settings from Wednesday.
www.bbc.co.uk

www.bbc.co.uk

Covid in Wales: More restrictions lifted as case numbers fall

Fans will be able to return to sporting events and the 'rule of six' is scrapped outdoors for pubs.
www.bbc.co.uk

The Great Reopening.
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Not Scotland though, they're fucked to fuck and back. have been for years. Those retards would elect Thatcher's corpse so long as she sported the black and yellow hakenkrauz.
 
Sincere Sinner said:
Awoo, my advice for seeking a religious exemption is to sound sincere and like you're bursting with barely restrained conviction. Like you've been a nice little Christian boy biting his tongue and keeping his faith to himself for too long.

Assert the authority of the divine over the policies of any government or papacy (Christ is king). Call the Vatican and Pope a bunch of corrupt child molesters you wont take moral instruction from. With the divine established as your source of conviction and instruction, quote whatever damn scripture that could be even tangentially related, and mean it. Avoid super common passages.

This should be the bulk of your refusal. Then you can assert as a tertiary point that the fetal cell line products are abhorrent if at all. You dont want to bet all in on fetal cell lines, or they could try to pull a gotcha. Thats something tangible to fight. Your sincere beliefs in the divine and their instruction? Boxing with shadows, shadiest lawyer cant do a fucking thing to deboonk that.
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If you want to ensure I see a message you should tag me. Idk why I've left reaction notifications on because they are just clutter but I've turned them off now.

I want to put the Corinthians passage about the body being a Holy temple because that is the crux of it. Maybe I will put in some other quotes. The form actually says to describe it briefly and only has room for one paragraph, much lower bar than the awful Stanford form I posted a while ago with a whole interview of questions and asking for other religious leader letters (maybe it's a CA thing). Hopefully the HR drone who reviews it just decides to let it through instead of interviewing me further.

Do you think I should wait until the deadline? I saw some online post that said to do that, though I'm not sure why. Maybe to make it more inconvenient for them to draw out the process.
 

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Billy Beer said:
Yes, it is the opposite to America. Because London, the capital, is down south, all of the southerners (Cockneys) are pretentious, uppity cunts. So if you want to appeal to pretentious uppity cunts, you put smarmy posh twats front and centre. Likewise, if you want to appeal to the scruffs and commoners, you use rough arse manual labourers from up norff.
It gives me a chuckle on this forum when London = All of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland, yet california doesn't = all of America. London is our california.

The Ginge in the video sounds southern, though I only listened to a quick bit at the end where she was crying. And her teef are the bad end of the scale, but nowt a pair of braces wouldn't fix.
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You all keep the Monarchy.
You all love the NHS.
You all love licenses for everything.
You're all retarded.

You are all Londoners.

Return of the Freaker said:
Don't worry, shiksa! Your profusely bleeding cunt is just the placebo effect! Like your 15 year old's heart attack!

Yeah they mostly talk about minor things but I doubt this wasn't written without deboonkers in mind
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Fuck these abusive cunts.

To be fair, the article itself is pretty reasonable, that people thinking that a "normal" headache after an injection is an adverse effect are likely wrong, but that headline is fodder to enable people to make the statements you did, but actually meaning them.
 
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jesus fucking christ i'm way too high for this garbage
 
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With all the information we have about this virus (which at this point I doubt it even fucking exists), when people say things like "stay safe during this pandemic," I find it patronizing, and that they're insulting my intelligence. It's like if I stubbed my toe and they said to me "Oh no, do you want me to call 911?"

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Got a gem from a nursing buddy who lives in the tri-state area. So a few states like New Jersey have enacted laws in which healthcare personnel will no longer be able to dodge requirements on getting vaccinated by Feb 28. Previously, non-exempt unvaccinated workers could remain employed by submitting weekly Covid tests (now at the person's expense since the only way it will be covered is through a doctor's order in preparation for a procedure or something). The current rule is that unvaccinated employees must have their first shot, and those who have had two shots to receive their booster shot by that date. Of course, the law flies in the face of increasingly available data that the booster shots have negative efficacy after 3 months.

This is in a suspicious timing to the latest SCOTUS rulings made on Jan 13 (NFIB v. OSHA (21A244) (Per Curiam) and Biden v. Missouri (21A240) (Per Curiam)) in which OSHA's powers to enforce vaccine mandates in companies with 100+ employees and facilities that participate with Medicare and Medicaid were stayed, respectively. While I don't believe that Jersey's new law was enacted in response to the rulings, it does raise a few eyebrows.

Now, Pennsylvania does not keep digital, app-based records for vaccination proof like Jersey does. Jersey is following in the steps of its equally retarded neighbor (although it's wholly the fault of NYC dragging everyone else down with them). New York has "Excelsior Pass" and "NYC Covid Safe", whereas Jersey has "Docket". Since the state government manages the respective apps, they will show all Covid-relevant vaccine information. This is important, because some places will now no longer accept paper cards due to ease of forgery, and will only accept the digital copy of the cards.

Now, the two aforementioned states are still pretty dumb. Theoretically, all one could do to avoid the booster (if one has been vaccinated twice) is pretend that they got the shot in Pennsylvania. This works as long as the employer doesn't bother calling the facility you supposedly had the shot at to verify if you were vaccinated or not. Lot numbers are easy enough to come by, since people still are pretty dumb and post pics of their cards with their lot numbers and vaccination dates. Even if you don't use social media like Facebook or Twitter, there are online repositories that store different lot numbers for the three main shot types, such as this site (in which the lot #s at the top tend to have been released during the initial vaccine push in Dec 2020-March 2021). The governments have also forgotten that digital doesn't mean that forgeries can't be made (eg: edited pdfs).

I'm tired of it all. Other suggestions will be welcome.

Edit: New York and California have similar booster requirements. NY demands boosters within two weeks of being eligible for one (lol good luck), whereas California has opted for a Feb 1 deadline.
 
North America said:
Got a gem from a nursing buddy who lives in the tri-state area. So a few states like New Jersey have enacted laws in which healthcare personnel will no longer be able to dodge requirements on getting vaccinated by Feb 28. Previously, non-exempt unvaccinated workers could remain employed by submitting weekly Covid tests (now at the person's expense since the only way it will be covered is through a doctor's order in preparation for a procedure or something). The current rule is that unvaccinated employees must have their first shot, and those who have had two shots to receive their booster shot by that date. Of course, the law flies in the face of increasingly available data that the booster shots have negative efficacy after 3 months.

This is in a suspicious timing to the latest SCOTUS rulings made on Jan 13 (NFIB v. OSHA (21A244) (Per Curiam) and Biden v. Missouri (21A240) (Per Curiam)) in which OSHA's powers to enforce vaccine mandates in companies with 100+ employees and facilities that participate with Medicare and Medicaid were stayed, respectively. While I don't believe that Jersey's new law was enacted in response to the rulings, it does raise a few eyebrows.

Now, Pennsylvania does not keep digital, app-based records for vaccination proof like Jersey does. Jersey is following in the steps of its equally retarded neighbor (although it's wholly the fault of NYC dragging everyone else down with them). New York has "Excelsior Pass" and "NYC Covid Safe", whereas Jersey has "Docket". Since the state government manages the respective apps, they will show all Covid-relevant vaccine information. This is important, because some places will now no longer accept paper cards due to ease of forgery, and will only accept the digital copy of the cards.

Now, the two aforementioned states are still pretty dumb. Theoretically, all one could do to avoid the booster (if one has been vaccinated twice) is pretend that they got the shot in Pennsylvania. This works as long as the employer doesn't bother calling the facility you supposedly had the shot at to verify if you were vaccinated or not. Lot numbers are easy enough to come by, since people still are pretty dumb and post pics of their cards with their lot numbers and vaccination dates. Even if you don't use social media like Facebook or Twitter, there are online repositories that store different lot numbers for the three main shot types, such as this site (in which the lot #s at the top tend to have been released during the initial vaccine push in Dec 2020-March 2021). The governments have also forgotten that digital doesn't mean that forgeries can't be made (eg: edited pdfs).

I'm tired of it all. Other suggestions will be welcome.

Edit: New York and California have similar booster requirements. NY demands boosters within two weeks of being eligible for one (lol good luck), whereas California has opted for a Feb 1 deadline.
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VAERS also has lot numbers......
 
North America said:
Got a gem from a nursing buddy who lives in the tri-state area. So a few states like New Jersey have enacted laws in which healthcare personnel will no longer be able to dodge requirements on getting vaccinated by Feb 28. Previously, non-exempt unvaccinated workers could remain employed by submitting weekly Covid tests (now at the person's expense since the only way it will be covered is through a doctor's order in preparation for a procedure or something). The current rule is that unvaccinated employees must have their first shot, and those who have had two shots to receive their booster shot by that date. Of course, the law flies in the face of increasingly available data that the booster shots have negative efficacy after 3 months.

This is in a suspicious timing to the latest SCOTUS rulings made on Jan 13 (NFIB v. OSHA (21A244) (Per Curiam) and Biden v. Missouri (21A240) (Per Curiam)) in which OSHA's powers to enforce vaccine mandates in companies with 100+ employees and facilities that participate with Medicare and Medicaid were stayed, respectively. While I don't believe that Jersey's new law was enacted in response to the rulings, it does raise a few eyebrows.

Now, Pennsylvania does not keep digital, app-based records for vaccination proof like Jersey does. Jersey is following in the steps of its equally retarded neighbor (although it's wholly the fault of NYC dragging everyone else down with them). New York has "Excelsior Pass" and "NYC Covid Safe", whereas Jersey has "Docket". Since the state government manages the respective apps, they will show all Covid-relevant vaccine information. This is important, because some places will now no longer accept paper cards due to ease of forgery, and will only accept the digital copy of the cards.

Now, the two aforementioned states are still pretty dumb. Theoretically, all one could do to avoid the booster (if one has been vaccinated twice) is pretend that they got the shot in Pennsylvania. This works as long as the employer doesn't bother calling the facility you supposedly had the shot at to verify if you were vaccinated or not. Lot numbers are easy enough to come by, since people still are pretty dumb and post pics of their cards with their lot numbers and vaccination dates. Even if you don't use social media like Facebook or Twitter, there are online repositories that store different lot numbers for the three main shot types, such as this site (in which the lot #s at the top tend to have been released during the initial vaccine push in Dec 2020-March 2021). The governments have also forgotten that digital doesn't mean that forgeries can't be made (eg: edited pdfs).

I'm tired of it all. Other suggestions will be welcome.

Edit: New York and California have similar booster requirements. NY demands boosters within two weeks of being eligible for one (lol good luck), whereas California has opted for a Feb 1 deadline.
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I was considering reusing my old card and just hoping they wouldn't call the facility. That seems risky tho and it relies heavily on how thorough the HR lackeys are.
 
awoo said:
I was considering reusing my old card and just hoping they wouldn't call the facility. That seems risky tho and it relies heavily on how thorough the HR lackeys are.
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"Guess they must have lost the records."

Also, this thread isn't your personal support group. Stop trying to use it as such.
 
BrokLesnerd said:
"Guess they must have lost the records."

Also, this thread isn't your personal support group. Stop trying to use it as such.
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Yeah if they couldn't confirm the records then the ploy would be useless.
And I am convinced this is my personal support group now and you cannot stop me
 
awoo said:
Yeah if they couldn't confirm the records then the ploy would be useless.
And I am convinced this is my personal support group now and you cannot stop me
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See, small minded zoomer, so long as you're more concerned about your personal comfort than opposing tyranny, the point is to feign compliance until your oppressors give up and ignore you.

1. You already accepted the poison into your body once. Considering the readily available data indicating negative efficacy, rendering you more susceptible to infection and illness, you're even dumber than most to give up now.
2. If you're going to feign compliance, it's real easy to manipulate whomever is demanding proof of vaccination. If they believe these things are important, they also believe that medical "professionals" are swimming in their work. If you're even confronted (your millenial oppressors are even lazier and dumber than you are) you feed them the line that your records must have been lost along with a bunch of lies about how it must be difficult to find time to enter information into the database and to keep track of paperwork during a "fucking pandemic". Those poor people are just so overworked trying to deal with a novel virus! "I don't think I could do such a great job if I were in their shoes."
3. Understand that you're dealing with a bureaucracy, and these things move at the speed of glaciers. More than anything, they want your money and to appear as though they're doing something without actually working.
 
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