Wtf is wrong with my dick?

[Penis Drager]

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Lol you clicked this because you wanted to see my dick what a fag!

 

[What the shit]

Did you try turning it off and then on?

 

[deso2y]

You drag it often, don't you?

 

[General Tug Boat]

Simple, you are Asian.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Don't blame your dick. Look what the poor sod's got to work with.

 

[Screed]

It's been maimed by your rabbi.

 

[Hellspawn]

How unfortunate. My condolences.

 

[draggs]

many such cases

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It is hidden within a man's butt.

 

[The Magnificence]

It's called a micropenis, now stfu about it.

 

[Transniglet]

I just got trolled.

 

[JethroTullamore]

It’s not in my mouth.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

for starters that's an extra large clit not a dick & secondly you keep touching it while eating flaming chilli cheetohs .... dickhead

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I'm so desensitized to seeing what's under that I clicked without hesitation expecting to give my professional medical opinion afterwards.

 

[misterduckford]

It's not in a butt. Get with HR at earliest convenience and we'll get this all sorted out.
Ahem... rectified.

E. ninja'd by jethro tull because he's just sitting on a park bench and frederick bc he's cool

 

[SandyCat]

Since OP didn't deliver here's an actual cock pic

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[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I assume you either have a case of girl dick or it's that tiny pupli thing where it grows bumps.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Time to troon out. Chop chop.

 

[Happy Fish]

Syphilis

 

[theshitposter]

involved in too many cock fights