Write a scary story in two sentences

[Ol' Puss]

I was cleaning my house when I smelled something coming from outside.

Pixyteri was standing outside my front door.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Amanda was a 6-year old abuse victim that got away from her abusers. She recently moved in with a lovely foster family that lives on Branchland Court.

 

[HG 400]

You type out a heart-wrenching personal anecdote in reply to a Deep Thoughts thread about people's past sexual trauma. Just as you click 'Post Reply' you notice OP was @CatParty

 

[Curt Sibling]

You are a man called Jinn, on a day trip with your purple pony plush girlfriend.
Embarking on a greyhound, you realise you left her in the station waiting room...

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

The winner of the 2016 United States Presidential Election is....
Hillary Clinton.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

"I'm pregnant."
"I had a vasectomy."

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Went on a date. Turns out, she didn't have a penis.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Went on a date. Turns out, she didn't have a penis.

It's 2016.
Alan Rickman is dead.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

My grandma grew a beard. She's my grandpa now.

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

She said she was on medication, I expected prozac.
However, I was wrong, and she's taking oestrogen.

 

[Shokew]

I wanted to share this action-based screenplay with people. I need people to know and not freak out at its protagonist being Donald Trump.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Anti-vaxxers form their own political party.

In 2020, they get enough seats to form a government.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Autistic children grow up and become doctors. Autists create vaccines.

 

[Todesfurcht]

I told him I loved having sex with him and he told me that he loved it too.

It was weird because he's a dog, dogs don't talk.

 

[themPossibleSkid]

I didn't like my dad. So I tricked him into gender reassignment surgery.

 

[c-no]

Trump and Hillary hears out who wins the election.

America then enters an autistic war over candidate that didn't like the outcome.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

It was a normal day at the Sizzler.

But, then MovieBob showed up.

 

[The Tenth Doctor]

Vagina and blood.

Two words, side by side, that will scare any boy.

Your mother was right.

A virgin girl does have teeth lining the inside of her vagina.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Apple is planning a new keyboard layout. The esc row of keys is replaced with emoji buttons.

 

[Hom Tanks]

Nintendo and Sega announce their first joint AAA title at E3. As the lights dim, Sonichu graces the screen.