Would you watch "Crack and Field"??? - A Potentially Up-And-Coming Television Show on the OWN Network

[Cats]

If I bankrolled a show for OWN where sixteen crackheads were gathered from all across the world, paid in hard rock cocainums to compete in a decathlon and filmed it, would you watch? If so, what would you like to see involved in the production? If not, what additions would you like to see added to this formula in order to make it entertaining enough for you to watch? A panel will deliberate all responses later in the day.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[beautiful person]

I would absolutely watch that, and now I'm sad that it will probably never happen.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Of course it would be on OWN, good job Cats

 

[Cats]

Of course it would be on OWN, good job Cats

I had a talk with Oprah earlier today and she was totally down to greenlight this shit, but she made it very clear she did not want to be in the presence of, nor in the position to have to gaze upon, any crackhead whatsoever. She also asked if they would be ground up into livestock feed after post-production, or just executed and then disposed of "the normal way". I just kinda laughed and then said "sure". We hung up and I went back to doing Cats Things, and she went back to doing narcissistic devil-worshipping Hollywood Things. We have another meeting about the show next week.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I had a talk with Oprah earlier today and she was totally down to greenlight this shit, but she made it very clear she did not want to be in the presence of, nor in the position to have to gaze upon, any crackhead whatsoever. She also asked if they would be ground up into livestock feed after post-production, or just executed and then disposed of "the normal way". I just kinda laughed and then said "sure". We hung up and I went back to doing Cats Things, and she went back to doing narcissistic devil-worshipping Hollywood Things. We have another meeting about the show next week.

Give yourself the solution, you earned it right there