Would you take a ghost as a roommate?

[SandyCat]

But its a cool ghost. Instead of making objects disappear, it makes things you're looking for reappear just out of your line of sight. Forgot the stove is on? No worries, ghost bro turned it off for you. Someone tries to break into your apartment? You'll find them in a corner screaming and trying to gouge their eyes out after ghost bro pulled some horror movie shit on them.

Downside is its a ghost that has no sense of personal boundaries so you might have to deal with some spooky gayness every once in awhile when you're taking a shower

 

[King Fructose]

It would explain why my asshole keeps mysteriously expanding and retracting

 

[MrTroll]

Yes but he has to pay 70% of the rent instead of the usual half. Also he sleeps on the couch and doesn't get his own bedroom.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Is it a ghost of a cute girl?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Sure. It'd be no worse than living with an Italian.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Only if we can get into wacky sitcom hijinks.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Is it a ghost of a cute girl?

Sounds like an anime setup to me. Cute ghost girl is desperate for shelter and can't pay rent but helps out around the house and guards the property. Sprinkle fan service throughout. By the series end you're both in a relationship.

 

[Gay Pizza]

Only if he pays rent in ghost blowjobs.

 

[Some Badger]

Does the ghost cook for 3 hours straight every day, laugh like a retard over Discord as he plays League for eight hours straight every weekend and never, ever leaves the shared living space?

No?

Then the ghost can stay.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Does the ghost cook for 3 hours straight every day,

What if the ghost is buying all the ingredients themselves and using those three hours to make you both a luxurious feast every night?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

As if we have a say in the matter. Ghosts do what they want.

 

[Some Badger]

What if the ghost is buying all the ingredients themselves and using those three hours to make you both a luxurious feast every night?

Only if it was dinner and not every meal. He can watch me shower if he really wants to as a compromise.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

this has always been on my mind. if you jerk off, and there's a ghost, the ghost is watching you jack off. think about that when you try to play your solo on the devil's clarinet

 

[I am vomit]

Is the ghost fuckable?

 

[Red Hood]

If they're haunting the place I doubt I'd have a choice. Shit, what if it's the ghost of the 41%

 

[Isaac]

I already have one

 

[Retink]

Only if it's a cute ghost.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I already have one

The Holy Ghost doesn't count.

 

[Gimmick Account]

As if we have a say in the matter. Ghosts do what they want.

not if they don't want to get busted

as with my past human housemates: there will come a reckoning

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Only Hitler's