Would you suck some penis if...

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The Dick That Broke The Farms
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...that awarded you with Elon Musk personally shaking your hand and inviting you to some fun times in mars?

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No, why would I want to go to Mars? Seems awful, if I wanted to live in a cave like Muhammad I could just do it on earth and have the ability to actually go home and not fuck up my body in the process.
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Yeah, we need answers. If I can go to Mars, conquer it all and declare myself Godking of the Holy Marsian Empire and declare intergalactic war on Earth, sucking one dick seems a reasonable price for it. If it's the right sort of dick.
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This is all to vague, I think OP is just trying to trick us into sucking his dick.
 
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What are you tryin to say? You tryin to say that I'm what, that I'm fuckin gay?! I'll goddamn Thrash ya, fella. I'll give you a kick. I'll toss forth an uppercut. I'll snatch hold of ya give you Shaken Baby Syndrome. I'll fuckin Paralyze ya. I'll trigger osteoporosis in your bones, Holes in the bones. I'll Morgue you, friend. I'll defecate into your open casket. I'll move in with your loved ones under the pretenses of needing to quickly use their bathroom and then invoke squatters rights and live there rent free for four years. I'll make some adjustments to ya.
 
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Cats said:
What are you tryin to say? You tryin to say that I'm what, that I'm fuckin gay?! I'll goddamn Thrash ya, fella. I'll give you a kick. I'll toss forth an uppercut. I'll snatch hold of ya give you Shaken Baby Syndrome. I'll fuckin Paralyze ya. I'll trigger osteoporosis in your bones, Holes in the bones. I'll Morgue you, friend. I'll defecate into your open casket. I'll move in with your loved ones under the pretenses of needing to quickly use their bathroom and then invoke squatters rights and live there rent free for four years. I'll make some adjustments to ya.
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It’s current year and you should accept yourself as the gay cat that you really are.
 
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