Would you sleep on the road?

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But the first man they encountered was a Zaporozhetz who was sleeping in the very middle of the road with legs and arms outstretched. Taras Bulba could not refrain from halting to admire him. “How splendidly developed he is; phew, what a magnificent figure!” he said, stopping his horse. It was, in fact, a striking picture. This Zaporozhetz had stretched himself out in the road like a lion; his scalp-lock, thrown proudly behind him, extended over upwards of a foot of ground; his trousers of rich red cloth were spotted with tar, to show his utter disdain for them. Having admired to his heart’s content, Bulba passed on through the narrow street.
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Cope and seethe, betas. Sleeping on roads has been an alpha chad move for centuries.
 
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Broadside said:
But the tarmac absorbs the heat of the day and keeps you warm at night, and people don't drive at night anyway- it's the perfect place to nap!
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Most of the roads getting slept on are unpaved and barely used. People do it because the stretch of bare dirt discourages snakes from thinking they can come cuddle up to you for your body warmth at night.
 
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Yes.
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Dyn said:
Most of the roads getting slept on are unpaved and barely used. People do it because the stretch of bare dirt discourages snakes from thinking they can come cuddle up to you for your body warmth at night.
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Just move to New Zealand already.
No drought
Better weather
And guaranteed 100% snake free. (True fact)

Also if the world heads to a nuclear confrontation you're as safe as you can be since the country basically doesn't exist on a map.
 
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