Would you resurrect Hitler if you could?

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A-Stump said:
I'd make him do mattress store commercials
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"Hi, I'm Adolf Hitler and I'm committing a holocaust on high prices! My store has the final solution on comfort at hyperborean prices! Not even Churchill would reject my fair terms for peaceful sleeping!"
 
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DumbDosh said:
Yes and I would start a business where you talk with him and try to change his mind
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I know this has probably been said before but I would legitimately love to have a genuine heart to heart conversation with Hitler. Not to change his mind necessarily but to understand what drives a man to commit such atrocities. I mean sure, I could read his book but anyone could do that, but to have a conversation with the man himself, to really speak with him and try to relate to his process and grief. I think that would be exquisite.
 
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Think of all the fake 'authentic' Hitler merchandise you could flog off if you brought him back. A personalised 2014 annotated edition of Mein Kampf.

Other people would probably want to resurrect him from his ashes like a vampire just so they could make him stand trial and/or force him to give up his swiss bank account details.
 
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