would you rather rape dylan mulvaney, or get sex reassignment surgery?

[malleusmaleficarum]

?

 

[Lokenstien]

I rather not have questions like this insert such heinous disgusting visualizations into my brain.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

No thank you now get the fuck out of my house.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Id get reassignment surgery, I'd go from man to man, not much would change but I would have four testicles

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Id get reassignment surgery, I'd go from man to man, not much would change but I would have four testicles

you also have the option to get a rotdog which you can fit around your biophallus as a penis extender

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

you also have the option to get a rotdog which you can fit around your biophallus as a penis extender

I'm good with just the extra balls, can I get extra man nipples instead?

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I'm good with just the extra balls, can I get extra man nipples instead?

sure why not.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Rather kill myself.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Rather kill myself.

that's not an option.

 

[umami's milk]

Sticking your genitals near Dylan causes them to shrivel up and rot so it's the same either way.

 

[Rogue AI]

I'll get a rotdog but I'm still not killing spiders. I never agreed to kill the spiders.

 

[Blouie]

I would rape Dylan so I could keep my balls.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Sticking your genitals near Dylan causes them to shrivel up and rot so it's the same either way.

Ah, but see, rape is defined as using a penis or an object to forcibly penetrate or sodomize. Therefore the correct answer is to use a Butterknife to rape Dillon. No sex reassignment surgery. No touching Dylan with my dick

 

[CuzinEd]

I would get one of those surgeries that makes your dick bigger. I would go from being a man to definitely being a man.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

Well as long as it's non consensual, I'll fuck Dylan, but if he gets a boner then just punch my dick right in.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

that's not an option.

I'd rather kill you then for asking such a heinous question.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

id go for the srs but bribe the docotor to just say he did the surgery but without doing anything.

 

[DumbDude43]

i take the sex reassignment surgery. i'll be the first MtC (male to chad) transsexual.
the procedure mainly consists of getting bone lengthening surgery to increase my height to at least 7 feet, plus i'll of course do HRT (trenbolone, clenbuterol, dianabol) to get that lean muscular chad physique i always knew i deserved. maybe add some plastic surgery to add a real gigachad jawline to my face. all necessary to cure my dysphoria btw, so public health care will pay for all of it!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd rape anyone to not be butchered. Literally anyone.

 

[Moths]

that's not an option.

Every good hypothetical needs a secret kill yourself 3rd option. Thats how you know the first options were so bad that faced with this decision someone would rather eat a .44 through the melon