Would you rather be fat or retarded?

[Your typical Scout main]

fatty or retard?

 

[Blouie]

I'm already retarded and it's not that bad, definitely better than being fat.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Fat is only temporary if you put effort into losing it.
Being retarded is forever.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

you can lose weight, but you can't lose your brain. Fat. This is a no brainer.

 

[Avtistic 'gert]

being fat and being retarded are the same thing.

 

[Catler]

Fat is fixable, retardation is forever.

 

[DumbDude43]

i can un-fat myself at will
but i can't un-retard myself

 

[JethroTullamore]

Jokes on you, I’m already fat and retarded.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

i can't un-retard myself

The words of a quitter.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Easy, fat. I can lose the weight, as everyone else has said.

Guessing OP chose retard.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Why not both?

 

[Kürtzl]

Retarded.
Sperg-Privileges are real, and i want them.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I already know what it's like to be retarded and I also know what it's like to be overweight. Being retarded is much easier than being a 57 stone pile of guts. Also, retarded has it's own categories too (ex. Politically Retarded = Being an SJW or Globalist).

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

fat
as far as I know, you can't lose retardation by exercising