Would you rather be divorce-raped or literally raped?

[Lidl Drip]

The divorce rape ofc would be done by a woman who takes all of your anime figurines in the divorce and she gets to keep living in your moms basement while you have to move out.

The literal rape would be done by a man.

Which do you chose?

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Literal rape cuz it's free.
And if I can pick who, I want BBL's BWC

 

[Scout Trooper]

Joke's on her, that Gundam was like 7% assembled. See ya sucker.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

raped by a hot women

 

[Huh what?]

Literal rape usually takes no more than a few minutes. Divorce rape can last up to 18 years.

 

[Lidl Drip]

raped by a hot women

That was not an option!

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

That was not an option!

but it hypothecially is now checkmate roastie

 

[cybertoaster]

>kill wife
>identify as trans
>you're the good guy now
>feminists call your dead wife a supernazi megahitler
>your in-laws defend you because a dead daughter is better than being labelled a transphobe
>if sent to jail its women's prison
>struggle-snuggle all the prisoners there

Also anyone buying animu figurines should be deported to the surface of the sun.

 

[Shidoen]

What’d I do wrong to be divorced?

 

[Vect]

God, Q&A is just a never-ending Margaret Cho routine.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I unfortunately have no mom's basement or anime figures to take, so I'd take divorce-rape.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Divorce-rape is what exactly? Is it just a divorce?

I really dont want to be raped, but I sure as hell don't want to divorce my lovely wife either. It's a tough one, but I think I'll take one for the team and get raped, and stay with the mother of my children.

Or, and hear me out, I could NOT get raped, divorce my wife, and then remarry her? How is that for a loophole?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

What’d I do wrong to be divorced?

Just you are retarded and married another extreme retard, IME.

 

[Night Crawler]

I choose the third option. Don't be a fucking Boomer and get married.

Just ditch whatever fatty or ugo you are fucking and get a new one. No point in marrying them.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

actual rape because i wouldnt lose money

 

[Lidl Drip]

What’d I do wrong to be divorced?

Nothing, your wife is simply evil and she was after your anime figurines the entire time!

Divorce-rape is what exactly? Is it just a divorce?

It's where your wife takes ALL of your money and things in the divorce as well as any kids (but in this case you have anime figurines instead). And also you have to pay her your entire income as alimony.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I’d take literal rape as long as it was by an attractive woman and non penetrative of my self

 

[Muttley]

I don't think you understand how I live
any woman marries me, she better not let me get too accustomed to a better quality of life
or I'll be the one getting paid when we divorce because I will be entitled to maintain that lifestyle

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Literally raped by the same woman I would hypothetically have elected to get divorce-raped by. Least of all evils

 

[Dyn]

I'd rather get raped by a thousand men than get divorced, and anyone more worried about assets and alimony than about losing their life partner must be in a pretty bad relationship tbh.