Would you rather be a REDDITOR OR a NIGGER

[peachlover669]

Both are on EBT but one buys toys and the other buys alcohol

 

[dick brain]

In other words, would I rather go to bed every night with the type of woman who's willing to date/marry a reddit user... or be a reddit user?

 

[Rocinante]

FUPA or BBC

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

Nigger, I would be living in blisfull sub 80IQ ignorance raping and stealing as I see fit, as a Redditor I would just be in constant midwit misery

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Pedotroon or rapemonkey? Nigger it is.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I'm already both.

 

[That Nigga Link]

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Neither, obviously.. but if I were forced to choose between being a nigger or nigger cattle, I guess the nigger would be preferable, because at least they aren't cattle... yet.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd rather chicken fried with a whole bottle of corn starch then frozen grocery store tendies and soylent. Plus I get to enjoy grape and orange soda, the cinematic masterpiece good burger, drinking 40s and smoking weed in public, and I'm cultural applauded for shoplifting. Main issue is even if I don't get shoot by one of my "brothers" the bleach in the chicken or sickle cells will get me.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A redditor nigger. I can buy toys and alcohol.

 

[Blunt force drama]

It is times like these that my heart swells with nationalistic pride that I may once again choose between two horrors and decide which is less evil.

A nigger can always claim ignorance and be believed. A redditor will try that but is less likely to get that same benefit of the doubt. Plus a nigger is 20 to the 8th power more likely to get ass.

But a redditor doesn't have that smell.
IYKYK.
I will risk the coombrained domain of a redditor to never smell like reanimated death the way niggers do.

 

[Gay Vito]

Some nigs are alright, but redditors cannot be saved.

 

[KiwiSoldat]

But a redditor doesn't have that smell.

Honestly, what the fuck is up with that. People say pajeets smell like shit because of curry. What is the excuse for the baboons?

 

[not william stenchever]

I'd much rather be a brotha than a redditor.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Honestly, what the fuck is up with that. People say pajeets smell like shit because of curry. What is the excuse for the baboons?

That smell is hundreds of years of generational trauma.

 

[dick brain]

That smell is hundreds of years of generational trauma.

Trauma nuts in ur mouth lol