Would you pet me?

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You don't have to if you don't want to

No it's not gay, it's platonic

Bro trust me, I swear it's not gay bro

What do you mean, "touch grass"?, I piss in the lawn everyday

Shut your mouth about my dad, he died in the Canineraq War and was more of a man than any of you will be

Fine, I don't even want you to pet me anymore, just leave

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Only if you are in a good mood. Dogs get coarse when unhappy.

 

[mister meaner]

I will only do it if it’s gay

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m not a white woman so no

 

[Begemot]

I’m not a white woman so no

We'll castrate you so you become one then, cutie!

 

[BlueSpark]

Of course.

 

[KingFriko]

fuck no, your breath stinks and you look funny

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’ll pet you.

With my dick.

 

[Begemot]

I’ll pet you.

With my dick.

Hell yeah, finally, we got a real G here!!!!

 

[ñññ]

I’ll pet you.

With my dick.

R u Tommie Tooter?