Would you like the transcript to Freddy Got Fingered?

[Gangstalker #32194]

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/f/freddy-got-fingered-script-transcript.html

Here are some highlights:

Sweetheart, wait.







Let's talk, sugar.







There's nothing to talk about.

I can't be with you another second.







Wait. What about our dreams, baby doll?







I'm sure you'd rather find

some young boys instead of me.







- What the hell are you talking about?

- I saw what you were doing downstairs.







Whatever you saw

was completely out of context.







I just told him to fuck me

because Gord said "Fuck you, Dad."







Don't you get it? Fuck you, fuck me.

Fuck you, fuck me. Fuck you, fuck me.







And I never fingered Freddy!

That's my umbilical cord.







Oh? Didn't you ever have that removed?







Um...







It's taped. It's just for fun.







I taped it there for fun.

 

[Cats]

DING DONG
DING DONG

 

[peachlover669]

Theres far funnier scenes you could snip out of context but I appreciate the effort
Also this transcript is useless since it doesnt outline what he says in the part where he first goes to the office and the black security is asking him what hes here for and he just keeps pointing at the floor and saying something under his breath