Would you let a vampire suck your dick?

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Getting sucked by a vampire implies biting, which if you have had that happen to you before you'd know even a light one is panic inducing. Even if there is no biting, the Vampire is dead and therefore the mouth wouldn't be warm at all. Imagine your Johnson in ice water. It's a no win scenario
 
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What the shit said:
Do you think vampires enjoy period blood?
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Bring on the Islamic or horrifying ratings, because:

I once read one of the Anne Rice books that described Lestat drinking a woman's menstrual blood because he needed to drink blood, but he didn't want to kill her.

It went into some detail. I'll spare posting them here, lol.
 
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General Patton said:
No. But he can motorboat my tits.
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