Would you kill yourself for a billion dollars?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Titull

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

no but I'd kill you for free

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

considering i was going ot do it for free, then yeah sure, id do it for a billion dollars.


also, this seems simialr to the plot of joe vs the volcano, except no volcano.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No, not even if I could choose to do so when I'm old/on my deathbed because I'd go to Hell.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Only if I live

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

heh, i'll do it for free
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[Catler]

I'd do it for a whole lot less if that money goes to my family after I die.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I'd do it for a whole lot less if that money goes to my family after I die.

how much cheaper are we talking? cause if i can afford it, ill pay you right now to do it; one fewer furry the better.

 

[Catler]

how much cheaper are we talking? cause if i can afford it, ill pay you right now to do it; one fewer furry the better.

More than my life insurance would pay out, so more than you can afford unfortunately. We'd also have to put it in escrow, since I don't trust you to pay after I die.

 

[Pedophobe]

Only if I get the choose the method my execution with no imposed limits. I'm leaning towards being rolled in fireworks and shot at the Statue of Liberty on a Trident missile the 4th of July.

 

[JoshPlz]

Nah, but I'd fake my suicide like Byuu

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Depends on when I have to kill myself. If I can get the money and kill myself at a later date that I choose then yeah. If not then no.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Guarantee my loved ones get the money and you can make it as awful of a death as you want. Hell I'll even take out one of your enemies as a bonus.