Would you help your uncle jack off a horse - Would you?

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im not a gypsy and neither is he so jacking off horses isn't a thing my uncle or i do
 
Listen bud, we work for Glock and someone made a bulk order. It's not a pretty job but the pay is good.
 
Is this one of those ironic punishments? Like, if you're caught smoking and your dad makes you smoke a whole pack of cigarettes but you got caught jacking off, so now you have to jack off a horse?
 
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