Would you have sex?

[OrionBalls]

Well?

 

[OrionBalls]

Apparently, you're all late, so you have had sex. Good luck with those children! Remember, society doesn't give a fuck about them once they're born.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

No, because sex is a sin. Plus it sounds disgusting anyway.

 

[Feefee81093]

I used to think I was a coomer, but my sexuality doesn't eclipse my personality. We'll say it's important to me.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

 

[Finger Pistols]

Why would I? My left hand has done well enough for now.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Unfourtunately, Ms. OrionBalls, I will have to decline.

 

[Me and My Tiny Penis]

I would have sex if given the chance, but nobody is interested in having sex with me. Instead of getting angry, I will sulk and write beautiful poetry about the sad, sad state of my life.

 

[Me and My Tiny Penis]

There once was a man named Tiny
Who made the ladies all say "Blimey!"
When he takes out his piddle
and it really is little
And all he can say is "Why me?"

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Jokes on you, I've already had sex! Although it's been a while... and I only received middling reviews on my performance... but it still counts!