Would you get married in Islamic Way?

[OrionBalls]

In a basement, of course.

 

[shan state lesbians]

Yes I would like to get married in an Islamic way with the gay entertainer

 

[A Very Big Fish]

No thanks, I'm not a polygamist pedophile.

Unironically though, lots of "traditional" Muslim weddings are just the couple signing a contract in front of a an expert in Sharia. Who said romance was dead.

 

[Maldemort]

Does the Islamic way mean getting married to an animal?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Will my Islamic wedding have alcohol and pulled pork sandwiches?

 

[Rozzy]

Does the Islamic way mean getting married to an animal?

I guess you'd be forced to marry either a goat or a child under Sharia law.

 

[not william stenchever]

I guess you'd be forced to marry either a goat or a child under Sharia law.

If ayys showed up you know that the ummah would be even bigger enthusiasts of trying to bang them than furries.

 

[shan state lesbians]

Will my Islamic wedding have alcohol and pulled pork sandwiches?

If you get married to an Albanian, absolutely