Would you date @Ruined by the Rain?

[User 204364]

All you need to know about her is that she's obsessed with fitness, she'll give you a rimjob in exchange for a Honda motorcycle, and she looks like this:

We'll start the bidding at $0.05.

 

[Axiom.]

She also gets nailed by rent-a-men.

 

[OrionBalls]

I thought she hated everything. I need positivity in my life. And also penis.

 

[User 204364]

I thought she hated everything. I need positivity in my life. And also penis.

Hello, beautiful. You come here often?

 

[Towoman]

@Ruined by the Rain is fat and i would not have sex with her(even if paid to do so)

 

[Hitchhiker]

I'd build a Lego set with her.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

TOTAL @Ruined by the Rain LOVE!

Kiss @Ruined by the Rain.
Hug @Ruined by the Rain.
Hold hands with @Ruined by the Rain.
Mating press @Ruined by the Rain.
French kiss @Ruined by the Rain.
Dress up @Ruined by the Rain in cute sun dresses.
Slap @Ruined by the Rain's ass.
Princess carry @Ruined by the Rain.
Cook for @Ruined by the Rain.
Read erotic novels with @Ruined by the Rain.
Marry @Ruined by the Rain.
Get drunk with @Ruined by the Rain.
Be supportive of @Ruined by the Rain.
Mutual masturbation with @Ruined by the Rain.
Listen to @Ruined by the Rain's opinions.
Get @Ruined by the Rain pregnant.
Go on walks with @Ruined by the Rain.
Buy @Ruined by the Rain lingerie.
Eat @Ruined by the Rain's ass.
Massage @Ruined by the Rain.
Protect @Ruined by the Rain.
Bath @Ruined by the Rain.
Rub @Ruined by the Rain's feet.
Fold @Ruined by the Rain's breasts.
Teach @Ruined by the Rain the benefits of nuclear power.
Share hobbies with @Ruined by the Rain.
Rescue cats with @Ruined by the Rain.
Help @Ruined by the Rain when she gets stuck.
Share French fries with @Ruined by the Rain.
Spoon cuddle @Ruined by the Rain.
Brush @Ruined by the Rain's hair.

 

[We Are The Witches]

No.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I already have a boyfriend

 

[User 204364]

I already have a boyfriend

What race?

 

[dick brain]

"She" is a psyop designed to convince me that tomboys aren't based and I'm not falling for it.

 

[User 204364]

Do I hear $0.06?

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Why are we trying to turn Ruined by the Rain into the new Android Raptor?

 

[Yugica]

Only if her posts on Q&A are all LARPing.

 

[User 204364]

Why are we trying to turn Ruined by the Rain into the new Android Raptor?

Because @Android raptor got banned and ran off with @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) to get married and live happily ever after, so we need a new fujo queen to simp for.

 

[redlenses2112]

All you need to know about her is that she's obsessed with fitness, she'll give you a rimjob in exchange for a Honda motorcycle, and she looks like this:

We'll start the bidding at $0.05.

I don't care about this.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Why are we trying to turn Ruined by the Rain into the new Android Raptor?

Having one token female can help you convince yourselves that all the brojobs you have been giving each other is not gay. Once there's a woman in the mix a lot of gay shit can be excused.

Also GAG got busted and Zoey got banned I guess.

What race?

Equine

Only if her posts on Q&A are all LARPing.

Yeah

 

[Xev]

Okay so bear with me here, if this chick got ruined by the rain she would get obliterated by a kiwi. We can't have any more deaths on our hands.

 

[Yugica]

Yeah

Alright so where do you wanna go for our first date? I'm a classy man so I say we go to Olive Garden. Red lobster has too many nogs these days.

 

[User 204364]

Having one token female can help you convince yourselves that all the brojobs you have been giving each other is not gay. Once there's a woman in the mix a lot of gay shit can be excused.

Also GAG got busted and Zoey got banned I guess.

Nah, that's not it at all because we already have @OrionBalls. You're special because you have that irresistible fujo tomboy quality that drives all the men around these parts wild.