would you date a subway sandwich?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

could be any sandwich with any toppings and/or condiments.

 

[Lou Bega]

I would date that handsome guy who they used to have in all the subway ads. I wonder why they got rid of him.

 

[One Angry Computer]

I don't know, a subway regardless of contents doesn't last for long. Our relationship would only last a week or at most two before it rottens, literally. Even if it was the best, it would be so short and would inevitably end tragically.

 

[GameratePTSD]

No I'm incel.

 

[Grayson Death Carlyle]

Only the Italian one without cheese and also on toasted white bread.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

hell no I prefer mchonalds

 

[The Rat KIng]

only if it had pure WHite bread, proper Italian mozzarella, and none of those French avant-garde dressing bullshit

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wheat bread. Tuna. Mozzarella cheese. Toasted. Extra oil.

 

[TroonsDid911]

Subway killed my Roast Beef waifu and replaced them with pretentious hipster sandwiches and shit white women like. I have heard @SandyCat switched to Quiznos its gotten so bad.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Wheat bread. Tuna. Mozzarella cheese. Toasted. Extra oil.

Toasting a tuna sandwich is considered bioterrorism in most countries.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cmon you know I'm just gonna fuck it

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Toasting a tuna sandwich is considered bioterrorism in most countries.

I'm not sticking my dick in cold tuna. I'm not a sicko.