Would you date a sasquatch?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Its like yeah the sasquatch is covered in fur, BUT the fur would give you something to pet if it was soft

 

[Lokenstien]

Really depends on how dirty and smelly the sasquatchetta is. If I can bath her and make her fur actually soft and smell nice than sure I'll become a monster fucker.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

What does it look like shaved?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

No, thats barely a half step above animal fucking

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

I saw a black woman today that I wouldn't mind sticking my penis in. Does that count?

 

[JethroTullamore]

I saw a black woman today that I wouldn't mind sticking my penis in. Does that count?

Ewww. Gross. You’re gross.

Heck yeah I’d bang a Sasquatch, as long as he’s clean, I mean it’s basically just a fursuit.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

What does it look like shaved?

Eh, let's say female sasquatches look like sexy women shaved. But you're not allowed to shave the squatch because that defeats the point of it.
We don't really need to worry about male sasquatches because every woman knows, deep down in her heart, that she'd shack up with a manly caveman/Neanderthal/squatch.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Eh, let's say female sasquatches look like sexy women shaved. But you're not allowed to shave the squatch because that defeats the point of it.
We don't really need to worry about male sasquatches because every woman knows, deep down in her heart, that she'd shack up with a manly caveman/Neanderthal/squatch.

Can she talk?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Can she talk?

Yes, in a Valley Girl accent.

 

[Shidoen]

Yes, in a Valley Girl accent.

Is it biologically or legally classified as bestiality or does the civil rights act apply?

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Is it biologically or legally classified as bestiality or does the civil rights act apply?

Legally civil rights act but socially people will treat you like a bestialist.

 

[Shidoen]

Legally civil rights act but socially people will treat you like a bestialist.

Then no, because I’m sure it will be the same level as a Neanderthal but it’s still a monkey.

 

[Day Drinking]

Are they going to pay for the food?

 

[Catler]

It’s 2023 OP, “sasquatch” is a derogatory term for the unusually tall and I am deeply offended.

I’m also not hairy, that’s just a stereotype

 

[Soup Sammiches]

What a considerate son, trying to get your mom a date. And I'll think about it.

 

[Banquet Meal]

is it a male? with a huge sasquatch weiner

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'm marrying one lol. All the fuzz-fuzz.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

test test test

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

I don't mind natural hell I prefer it