Would you date a catboy?

[Catler]

You start talking with someone on reddit and really hit it off, you share dick pics and everything is going well, but then you decide to meet up at a starbucks only to discover...he's a catboy!

Do you continue the date, or do you run home never to speak to him again?
Would you date a catboy?

Sorry I didn't disclose I'm a catboy first, but you know how it is.

 

[hl2_linux]

Maybe.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

You start talking with someone on reddit

starting off extremely deviant, holy hell

 

[KittyGremlin]

I'd accept out of politeness and just end the first date with "You're great but you're just not my type".

Then see if he has a hot sister.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Catboy in question:

 

[Punished Puck]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yes, so I could sell him to the government to dissect.

 

[Catler]

Yes, so I could sell him to the government to dissect.

There will be no medical experiments on catboys or else!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There will be no medical experiments on catboys or else!

They'll be an invaluable asset to the military industrial complex.

 

[Catler]

They'll be an invaluable asset to the military industrial complex.

Yah as drone operators maybe. Everyone knows catboys are highly skilled in tech.

 

[theshitposter]

it's you. isnt it?

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Yes I would. But...

talking with someone on reddit

This would never happen. Too much self-respect.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

What percentage cat are we talking? I'm ghosting after the first date regardless but it does affect the gravity of the situation.

 

[Catler]

What percentage cat are we talking? I'm ghosting after the first date regardless but it does affect the gravity of the situation.

Ears, tail, they go "nyaa", furry. See my avatar for an example.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I'd back away slowly. Thank God most hetro men aren't into this shit.

 

[Catler]

Thank God most hetro men aren't into this shit.

They're into catgirls which is MUCH MUCH weirder.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

lol reddit

 

[Gargamel]

I did this once, not on reddit but on KF. It didn't make it past the dick pic phase.

 

[Catler]

I did this once, not on reddit but on KF. It didn't make it past the dick pic phase.

Sending dickpics on kf sounds dangerous.

 

[Rotollo 2]

no catler, Kiwi Farms is not supposed to be used as your grinder