Would you commit treason?

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I have all these state secrets and am looking for a stinky Chinese person to sell them to.

 

[eatler]

I have committed treason on multiple counts to the kiwi state by eating American cheese

 

[Lokenstien]

"Hello fellow New Zealand agriculture forum users. I was just casually wondering if any of you fit white chads happened to have negative thoughts about the United States government and may intend to act upon them. Oh me? I'm just a blond-haired-blue-eyed innocent ancestrally German girl who loves guns, cooking at home, right wing nationalism and bringing change to our corrupt system. Please send all responses to these coordinates 38°57′6.12″N 77°8′48.12″W thank you UwU".

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tree zen? I don't think trees can achieve zen as they have no mind. At any rate, I'd have nothing to do with it. I'm not a tree and it doesn't concern me.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I love my country as much as my country loves me.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

no officer, i would not like to commit acts of treason against my government

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

My loyalty is up for sale and I am very very cheap.

 

[Maude Snew]

My tree son is very mentally stable he does not need to be committed.