Would you buy my game?

[Pharaoh Fungus]

After seeing some other kiwis talk about learning game creation, I decided to exercise my grey matter and try to come up with my own game idea, so here it is:

It's an open world game where you play as a baboon that recently escaped a top secret government experiments lab. It takes place in a city based on Las Angeles, with a satirical and over the top story. You cause as much mayhem, chaos, and destruction as possible for payback against the cruel humans who conduted twisted experiments on you. Oh, and the main gimmick is the baboon sports a constant massive erection. He even uses it for combat.

The main antagonist of the game is the Mormon Church, who believes the baboon's mega-boner is holy and wish to harvest its power. The US government is the secondary antagonist, as they attempt to recapture the baboon.

So, kiwis, should this game ever become real, would you buy it?

 

[King Fructose]

I would buy two copies to support you maximally. Because that is a winning concept right there.

 

[I Love Beef]

The Rampage sequel we didn't know we need. I'd get it.

 

[Retink]

Can the baboon marry a ghetto gal, then he goes on a side quest to buy cigarettes and it ends up being the longest side quest in the game, ending with time travel where the other end of the time skip lands him fifteen years in the future after his child is born that he wasn't around to raise because of the time travel?

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

 

[Shig O'nella]

Buy it? Probably not.

Play it? Almost certainly.

 

[Days of Kinohood]

Lab animal taking revenge on society? Reminds me of Whiplash!

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm sold. Will there be some sort of over-arching story or will it just be mindless mayhem trying to best your last high score?

 

[I am vomit]

I'm only in if this baboon can give people aids

 

[Least Concern]

Wasn't there a game for the Game Boy Advance where you played as a rampaging gorilla going around a city with a top-down perspective like the pre-GTA3 Grand Theft Auto games?

 

[Book Thief]

So basically, it's Goose Game, but with baboon dong?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Sounds like Goat Simulator.

 

[TheRetardKing]

If it has no microtransactions, then I'm sold.

 

[snailslime]

no

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I would pay $4.99 for this. Either full price or waiting for a sale.

 

[TitchBitties]

Monkey GTA? I'm sold

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

I'd buy it if it was small enough for my shitty internet to download (I struggle to download over one or two gigabytes, and it can take anywhere from hours to days).

 

[Pharaoh Fungus]

Wholehearted thank you to everyone who would be willing to buy my game.

Can the baboon marry a ghetto gal, then he goes on a side quest to buy cigarettes and it ends up being the longest side quest in the game, ending with time travel where the other end of the time skip lands him fifteen years in the future after his child is born that he wasn't around to raise because of the time travel?

Sure, why not, but to avoid bestiality she'll be a mutant female baboon that has human level intelligence, who was raised to act like a stereotypical ghetto black woman.

Lab animal taking revenge on society? Reminds me of Whiplash!

I never did get around to playing that game, I'll have to try it via emulator someday.

I'm sold. Will there be some sort of over-arching story or will it just be mindless mayhem trying to best your last high score?

It will be like the 3D GTA games- there is a large open world you can traverse and cause mayhem in, with missions that progress the main story.

I'm only in if this baboon can give people aids

Sure. He can even give them other diseases, like a flesh eating virus or a 28 Days Later style Rage virus.

no

It must suck going through life with a cold heart of coal.

If it has no microtransactions, then I'm sold.

No microtransactions, they suck.

 

[I am vomit]

Okay I'm in. I'm gonna give someone nigger aids

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yes. I want the monke game.