Would you bang a midget?

[b0x]

Like a hot one.

 

[Retink]

How do the logistics of midget fucking even work?

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Can we skip to the bit where you post your manifesto already man?

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

no.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

That last one looks like a girl I got friendzoned by in high school so I would cum in her butt and never call her again

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I've never fucked a chick while laughing hysterically before but I could give it a shot.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I did it once and ill fuckin do it again

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't know whether to tell him to stop or keep going.

 

[Red Hood]

 

[Mojo Thief]

If she has a fat ass then maybe

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Depends on her personality.

jk it’s whether or not they’re hot

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

That last one looks like a girl I got friendzoned by in high school so I would cum in her butt and never call her again

Hey if she lets you do that on a first date she's a keeper.

 

[Anal Eclipse]

Nah because I feel like I want to shoot myself for being a pedo.

 

[SofondaCox]

Everything about you is troublesome, Sir.

Everything.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I'm already short as it is
And there is a fetish subculture of regular people fucking midgets btw

 

[Agarathium1066]

If they're nice and interested, yeah probably. Could be fun. So long as they don't break out into an Oompa Loompa song it'll probably work out.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Hey if she lets you do that on a first date she's a keeper.

Already have a qt3.14 gf but anal is anal

 

[Red Hood]

If they're nice and interested, yeah probably. Could be fun. So long as they don't break out into an Oompa Loompa song it'll probably work out.

Oompa loompa doopadee dum
What lengths will you go to, just to cum

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Powerlevel Story Time

Once I went to the bar. Drinking and having a good time. Then I met a woman I had worked with. "Hey, I know you" she said, "We worked together". This lady was a former meth head and had no teeth and was what you would imagine white trash to look like.

We talked for a while and she said she wanted me to meet her daughter. Her daughter was like 4'3", fat, and kind of ugly.

So I talked to the daughter. "What do you do?" She just got out of prison and didn't have a job., "Any kids?" Yeah, she has one or two, she doesn't remember, "Wanna fuck?" Yeah, she's down. I proceed to buy her a lot of shots of "Hot Damn".

We dance the night away and the bar closes.

I'm pretty drunk and she is too. We decide to walk to her house, right down the road. It wasn't very far. About halfway she says she needs to piss and goes off the road and does her business. A few minutes later she needs to vomit and proceeds to puke her guts out. "Do you still want to fuck?" she asks me.

So we go to her house, which is her parent's house. We fuck. Me fucking a midget felon in her parents' house after she peed in the bushes and puked.

I wake up in the morning and go to leave, The dad greets me and asks if I want coffee. I decline.

I exit the home and there is a pet goat bleating right outside the door.

Then I walked about 5 miles home, showered, and went to work.

 

[b0x]

Nah because I feel like I want to shoot myself for being a pedo.

I wonder if the midgets develop complexes about it. Or people who might've been interested in them are scared off because they are afraid others will call them a pedo.