Would the Grinch be a lolcow?
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Pretty sure the grinch was stand in for people who ruin other people's fun because it bothers them somehow?
We've met people like this, so yes. Also, it ends with a chocolate banana.
We've met people like this, so yes. Also, it ends with a chocolate banana.
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So the grinch was a jannie?
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He's better because when Grinch went out and stole the christmas tree, he touched grass.
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Too industrious and clever to be a lolcow, also he learns a lesson and becomes a better Grinch. He is, in fact, the anti-lolcow; an example for us all to follow.
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The grinch wasn't a lolcow, nobody laughed at him. Guy just stuck to himself up in his hermit cave and had to deal with noisy neighbors for 53 years. Closer to the Killdozer guy than anything. Marketing and shitty adaptations the last several years have now permanently tainted the Grinch's name. The fucking book opens up with it going "nobody knows why he hates christmas haha maybe he's just crazy and butthurt" and then he proceeds to explain out loud to his dog exactly why he fucking hates christmas. It's not christmas itself, it's his fucking neighbors who live in the town south of him that are so fucking loud during the holidays that he can hear it up in the mountains. You would fucking snap to some degree too if holiday season brought actual near apocalypse sky horn level rackets for 5 god damn decades of your life living in the area.
"Oh just move out!" The man lives in a fucking cave and if we're going to take the jim carrey grinch as canon extra lore He's a literal untouchable caste type of guy due to being green and it's on a fucking snowflake somehow despite clearly not being written like being on one and the grinch's motivation being the accumulation of 50 years of autistic screeching from the who's every god damn christmas.
Two out of three appearances in the OG animated Seuss tv specials the grinch has perfect reasons for fucking people's shit up. OG adaptation grinch once again, noise. SO much fucking noise. Cat in the hat crossover? The cat in the hat blocks the fucking road instead of pulling over and is casually racist towards him. Grinch night he has no excuse unless you count it as a prequel to how the grinch stole christmas. Like we know how noisy halloween can get and him hijacking the holiday into him terrorizing random ass whos could have been the test run for his eventual big "fuck your shit whoville" day if you stretch stuff enough.
"Oh just move out!" The man lives in a fucking cave and if we're going to take the jim carrey grinch as canon extra lore He's a literal untouchable caste type of guy due to being green and it's on a fucking snowflake somehow despite clearly not being written like being on one and the grinch's motivation being the accumulation of 50 years of autistic screeching from the who's every god damn christmas.
Two out of three appearances in the OG animated Seuss tv specials the grinch has perfect reasons for fucking people's shit up. OG adaptation grinch once again, noise. SO much fucking noise. Cat in the hat crossover? The cat in the hat blocks the fucking road instead of pulling over and is casually racist towards him. Grinch night he has no excuse unless you count it as a prequel to how the grinch stole christmas. Like we know how noisy halloween can get and him hijacking the holiday into him terrorizing random ass whos could have been the test run for his eventual big "fuck your shit whoville" day if you stretch stuff enough.
The grinch was actually a semi-self insert for dr. seuss from what I remember. He was the age the grinch listed as how long he had to put up with whoville's holiday cacophony when the book came out IIRC.
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He basically is in the 2000's movie.
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Going insane from being socially outcasted for being green is just racism last time I checked. He's a manchild but it's literally because nobody took him in/checked in on him after he self exiled over embarrassment and being the little green super genius autist with mildly violent tendencies he is he decided to live in a fucking random cave with his dog. The entire reason he acts like a kid is literally because he was a little green kid who didn't really get to grow up normally.
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Yes WhoFarms would be documenting him every day and digging up his dead dog Max
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The who's were fucking scared of him in most versions save for the literal 2 year old (or like 13 or something him and he didn't even murder one fucking person. OG grinch and the first adaptation they're just completely apathetic to his existence and he realizes how fucking stupid he was for committing mass burglary when he realizes they still were cheerfully celebrating christmas despite their ear rape devices and food and shit getting stolen by him.
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Fuck their earrape devices.
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No, but horton is.
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Horton expecting people to believe in the tiny fucking micro-city state on the speck of dust on that one flower without outright showing them is one of the most retarded moves to make for an animal that's known for it's intelligence. It took the citizens of said city to scream at the top of their fucking lungs for like an hour or so for people to realize "oh shit there really is a tiny city jesus fucking christ horton isn't just a schizo"