Would Patrick Tomlinson enjoy prison? - And would he enjoy it more than stalker children?

[The Pulverizer]

Patrick Tomlinson, writer of sci-fi best-sellers like In the Black Bull, loves to talk about prison. Does that mean that he wants to go there? Discuss.

 

[User names must be unique]

No baby child whether he would enjoy prison or not is irrelevant, because it is you stalker child that will be enjoying prison.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Prison is for you to enjoy, stalker child. Getting pegged is for Patrick to enjoy.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

No. He would not be allowed to take his trusty meat grinder, preventing him from producing his world famous niggeroni. This would be particularly aggravating to him, as the prison would be full of ingredients for said niggeroni and he wouldn't be able to make use of them. Furthermore, the moment the socio economic factor childs heard his lispy queer voice, they would fart on his balls.

 

[KittyGremlin]

He's a tough guy, he can handle it

 

[Tablet County]

He seems to think we stalker children would enjoy it so he must have some insight into how enjoyable the prison system is.

 

[eatler]

Depends child, would he be able to write the next big seller behind bars?

 

[The Pulverizer]

Depends child, would he be able to write the next big seller behind bars?

You can write letters from prison so why not novels?